Reborn 73 years later, he takes his mother-in-law hunting in the mountains.

Lu Yao held his breath and focused, drawing his bow and nocking an arrow.

The lynx in front, with its body crouched low and ears erect, was completely unaware of the hunter behind it.

A pair of amber eyes were fixed on the snow-white waist below.

Lu Yao had a clear plan. Lynx meat was tough and tough, and he didn't want to kill it.

You have to snatch the prey from its mouth.

Therefore, you should not shoot it with arrows, lest you disturb the prey under the tree.

You have to wait until it pounces and bites its prey, then you can act like the mantis stalking the cicada while the bird follows, and reap the benefits.

Quietly, quietly approaching the past.

I wanted to see if it was a wild rabbit or a silly roe deer under the tree.

Through the dry, low bushes, I vaguely felt that they didn't look like animals.

Beneath the dark blue clothes... something white and round...

Damn it, who's pooping here!

Look at those clothes, they're not militia uniforms, they're police uniforms!

Wang Kunqian is skinny, and Zhao Jianguo is big, clumsy, and rough; they are not the two of them.

These two men couldn't possibly have such a round and plump buttocks.

Who else could it be but Mei Ping!

Although he was wearing a cotton hat and huddled up, Lu Yao could tell who he was just by looking at his exposed skin.

It's unclear whether lynxes eat people or excrement.

However, it certainly cannot eat the prey it wants to eat.

Lu Yao was very hesitant at this moment.

At such close range, one arrow would surely shoot down the lynx, or at least severely injure it.

But when it falls, it will inevitably hit Mei Ping's buttocks.

Putting aside whether it frightens the woman, how embarrassing would it be if she stood up and saw me!

It's like nobody wants to watch her poop!

If she ignored it and quietly walked away, the lynx pounced and bit her on the butt...

The consequences are even more unimaginable.

Lu Yao could only raise the bow and arrow a little higher.

Facing the lynx's hindquarters.

The bow is not fully drawn; reduce the force.

"Whoosh"

An arrow was fired.

The lynx's attention was entirely focused on the butt in front of it.

Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his buttocks; he had been hit by an arrow.

Startled, the lynx leaped from a branch with a "whoosh" and ran away.

The branches swayed, and snowflakes fell from the trees.

Mei Ping was startled and quickly turned around to look.

The lynx was long gone, but through the bushes, she saw what looked like someone standing to her left and behind.

"Who's hiding there?"

She quickly drew her pistol and pointed it at them.

Lu Yao was a little confused.

I miscalculated.

He originally thought that he would scare away the lynx with an arrow, and then turn around and leave, allowing Director Mei to happily defecate without anyone noticing.

Who knew that this silly lynx would kick a tree branch as it left, causing so much snow to fall.

Now that there are no lynxes to testify, he has no reason to give.

Don't let her suspect you, just leave quickly.

Turn around and leave!

Mei Ping quickly wiped herself down, pulled up her pants, and chased after him.

"Lu Yao, you stop right there!"

She recognized Lu Yao just by looking at his back.

She demanded angrily, "What...what are you trying to do hiding here?!"

Lu Yao's tongue seemed to be tied in knots:

"Mei, Sister Mei... I... I didn't... That lynx was fucking infuriating..."

He hurriedly pointed to the bushes where the lynx had disappeared, but there was nothing there.

"A lynx?" Mei Ping laughed angrily, her voice as cold as ice. "Make it up! Keep making it up! You're the one who looks like that lynx! Sneaking around like a ghost!"

Lu Yao was speechless. Looking at Mei Ping's blushing cheeks and disbelieving eyes, he knew he couldn't clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

A cut is not as good as a circle; it's best not to lie in front of a criminal investigation expert.

Lu Yao simply told the truth:

"Sis, I shot a rabbit, and on my way back I saw a lynx perched on a tree over there. It was staring down at something like this..."

As he spoke, he mimicked the hunting posture of a lynx.

"I knew it was hunting, and I tried to snatch its prey from its mouth, so I went over, and that's when I saw you. It attacked you!"

"I thought, if I don't take care of you, you'll get hurt; if I do, I'll feel embarrassed. So I'll just scare the lynx away!"

"So I shot an arrow and hit the lynx in the butt."

"Who knew it would startle you when it ran away? You must have thought I was spying on you, right? Sis, I really don't have that kind of fetish! Do you believe me?"

As Lu Yao spoke, he kept staring at Mei Ping's facial expression and the hand holding the gun.

Be wary of her suddenly shooting at you.

Judging from her expression, she really did want to kill someone!

Mei Ping was so angry she really wanted to kill Lu Yao.

I'm thirty-three years old, and ever since the day I joined the children's corps, I've been a little workaholic.

I've never thought about personal matters.

My superiors have repeatedly asked others to introduce me to potential partners, all for my own sake.

But it's either that they don't have common ground, or they don't like each other's appearance.

Ordinary men would find it difficult to catch the eye of Mei Ping, this beautiful and iron lady.

So I'm still single.

Girls in that era were truly single; they never had any physical contact with men except when catching thieves.

And her body, which she valued more than life itself, had naturally never been seen by a man.

Now Lu Yao is actually spying on me...

Of course, she didn't believe Lu Yao's explanation at all.

Being spied on makes me feel like I've lost a third of my virginity.

A very serious criticism:

"Comrade Lu Yao, I will remember your actions. Although I will not pursue your illegal behavior, it does not mean I forgive you! I have seen through your character! Go on, go back!"

Lu Yao was utterly wronged!

I was crouching behind you, watching you with all my heart set on you. I was worried about you getting hurt and embarrassed, and yet you doubt my character?

If I had known you were this bad, I would have shot an arrow in your butt instead of the lynx!

Lu Yao quickly picked up the rabbit from the snow:

"Look at Sister Mei, I'm not lying to you, I really came here to hunt. If you don't believe me, come here, go to where you pooped, and you'll see lynx claw marks on the trees."

He then pulled Meiping over, wanting to go see the scene!

Mei Ping angrily shook off his hand:

"Don't touch me! You scoundrel! You shameless bastard!"

Mei Ping was genuinely furious, but also afraid that Lu Yao would be embarrassed to see her excrement.

In my anxiety, I even started swearing.

This is the limit of how much she can swear as a leader.

Even the most vicious criminals wouldn't use profanity to curse.

Calling Lu Yao shameless is already the most furious thing one can say.

Lu Yao also became famous:

"Sister, I can't believe you'd so easily label someone like that! What kind of investigator are you? You probably have a ton of wrongful convictions on your hands. You should really reflect on your actions."

Even if Lu Yao were to swear in the street, Mei Ping wouldn't get this angry.

They actually questioned her professional competence.

Mei Ping was so angry that she raised her leg and kicked him:

"You bastard, how dare you accuse me of framing you..."

Lu Yao reacted with lightning speed.

She knew what the other woman was going to do the moment she lifted her leg, so instead of retreating, she advanced quickly, stepping into the other woman's attack range.

Mei Ping's kick missed, and Lu Yao landed on top of her.

She was also caught off guard by Lu Yao's counterattack.

I thought he would either dodge or run away, or he would just take the kick head-on.

Who knew this thing would jump into my arms?

Startled, he stumbled backward, his feet slipping, and he landed hard on his bottom in a snowdrift behind him.

Lu Yao said disdainfully:

"He's not smart, and he's not good at kung fu either, humph."

After saying that, he turned and walked back.

This infuriated Mei Ping.

She was the champion of the female police officers' skills competition.

Even if there are several men who are better than me.

How many fierce male bandits have fallen into my hands? How dare you look down on my skills?

The mental damage they inflicted on each other through their mutual contempt was greater than the physical damage.

Mei Ping got up and chased after him:

"Hey Lu, you stop right there. You think women are easy to bully if I don't give you a good beating today?"

"Who's afraid of you!"

"Don't worry about running away, just stop right there!"

Although Lu Yao said he wasn't afraid, he had already sped up and was running back.

A good man doesn't argue with a woman.

Who wants to fight with you?

When others ask why, they are too embarrassed to say.