Reborn 73 years later, he takes his mother-in-law hunting in the mountains.
Chapter 166 Recruiting Female Militia Members
I never expected there would be a woman squatting in the outhouse so late at night.
And her butt is so white!
He covered his face with his arm so that Lu Yao couldn't see it.
But you can tell she's a young girl just by looking at her ponytail.
"What are you doing, still shining the flashlight? Turn it off and get out!"
When a girl is halfway through pooping, she really can't pull up her pants.
Lu Yao smiled and said, "Sorry. I didn't know there were people around."
I withdrew.
He peed right outside the corn stalk.
While urinating, he asked the woman inside:
"Are you from the Liu family? What is he to you?"
The girl inside was furious:
"Who are you? Coming into my yard to use the toilet in the middle of the night without making a sound!"
"I'm Lu Yao, from the militia. I've come to see Big Fool Liu."
The girl inside used a split sorghum stalk to clean her bottom, then stood up and pulled up her cotton trousers.
Come out.
It was pitch black and Lu Yao's face was not clearly visible.
He asked, "Are you Lu Yao from the militia? Are you a country bumpkin from Jiapigou?"
Do you know me?
"Yes, my name is Liu Shuangyan, and I'm your third uncle's girlfriend!"
"Is it you?"
Lu Yao fastened his pants and turned on his flashlight.
By the light of the flashlight, it was indeed Liu Shuangyan who had gone to Lu's house with Lu Fa that night.
The woman who is going to marry my third uncle later on.
She's quite pretty.
Her face wasn't as white as her buttocks.
"Are you related to idiot Liu?"
"Sha Liu is my cousin, and our whole family lives in this courtyard."
"Oh, I'll go check on him."
Looking at the tall and imposing Lu Yao, who was not much younger than Lu Fa, Liu Shuangyan noticed that he looked much more energetic than her third uncle, Lu Fa.
The news of Lu Yao leading his team to eliminate the wolf king had already spread throughout the Shanghewan Commune by the Diao brothers.
Liu Shuangyan knew that Tuwazi was Lu Fa's nephew.
I saw him at the Lu family's door that day, and I felt that this young man was very eye-catching.
I never expected to run into him at home.
Although the meeting was a bit awkward, I couldn't contain my excitement:
"Hey kid, what did you mean by that watch deposit thing you mentioned the other day?"
Lu Yao smiled and said, "If Lu Fa had no savings, couldn't afford a watch, and didn't own a house, would you still date him? Would you still marry him?"
Liu Shuangyan smiled, revealing a set of small white teeth:
"Your third uncle and I have only known each other for a short time, and we're not at the point of discussing marriage yet. He wanted to go on blind dates the year before and get married after the New Year, but I didn't agree. We don't know each other very well yet."
The two walked towards the door of Sha Liu's house while talking.
Lu Yao added another instruction:
"Actually, I'm not interfering with your relationship, I just don't want you to waste each other's time. If he has nothing, would you marry him?"
Liu Shuangyan tilted her head and thought for a moment:
"Probably not. If Lu Fa were as good-looking as you, I probably wouldn't care whether he's rich or not!"
Haha, here comes another direct one.
However, Liu Shuangyan was still more conservative than Jing Youxiang.
I felt embarrassed after I finished speaking.
Quickly change the subject:
"We've arrived. This is my cousin's house."
Silly Liu lives in a row of houses on the western side of the mountain.
Because it was cold, he built a small porch out of adobe bricks at the entrance.
At this moment, Diao Laosi knocked on the door.
Lu Yao and Liu Shuangyan went into the house together.
Silly Liu's father died of illness a long time ago, and he lived in this house with his mother.
As soon as he saw Lu Yao arrive, Da Sha Liu stood up.
He was 1.8 meters tall, but his expression revealed humility.
Diao Laosi told him, "Call him Brother Wa."
Big Fool Liu bowed and scraped: "Brother Wa."
The women on the edge of the kang (a heated brick bed) stood up to offer their seats:
"Brother Tawa, please have a seat."
Lu Yao beckoned Big Fool Liu to come and sit down.
After asking him a few more questions, Da Sha Liu still seemed shaken when he talked about it.
What he said was also incoherent and illogical.
Lu Yao looked at him and saw that he was quite strong; otherwise, he probably wouldn't have been able to run back from the mountains.
He said:
"Let me see the injury on your ear."
Liu Shuangyan helped remove the gauze from Da Sha Liu's head.
Lu Yao glanced at him; his left ear had fallen off, and his face was covered in blood.
"Did you hear a sound when your ear fell off?"
"I heard it, the valley echoed, a loud boom. But when I turned around, I couldn't see anyone... the mountain was far away from me."
Lu Yao nodded and looked at Diao Lao Si:
"This was shot. If it was really fired from that distance, it was very likely a sniper rifle. If it had been a little off, he would have been dead."
If you ask him a few more questions, silly Liu can't give a clear answer.
Lu Yao threw ten yuan at his mother, asking her to go to the city and buy some medicine for red wounds.
Then he called to Diao Laosi to leave.
Liu Shuangyan saw it off.
He said to Diao Laosi, "Laosi, you go back first. I have something to talk to Tuwazi about."
Old Diao was sensible and quickly went home.
Lu Yao couldn't help but ask Liu Shuangyan:
What's up?
Liu Shuangyan rubbed her clothes with both hands, looking a little embarrassed to speak.
Lu Yao was unsure.
Don't tell me you like me and ask me to be your girlfriend.
I was terrified by Jing Youxiang today.
Don't be fooled by Lu Yao's affairs with his second aunt and cousin-in-law; there are reasons for it all.
It's to teach their men a lesson.
Lu Yao is not the type of person who will take any woman who comes along.
Actually, his taste is exceptionally high.
I really don't want anyone who isn't an exceptionally beautiful woman.
Liu Shuangyan is quite pretty, but only a little over 80 points.
By Lu Yao's standards of beauty, both Huang Yuejuan and Ding Mei are 95 points beautiful.
Ju Wen isn't as pretty as the other two, but she has a better overall presence.
That's 95.
As for Zheng Shuang...
One hundred percent!
Lu Yao couldn't think of any flaws in her.
From the moment I met her, I felt that this girl was perfect!
I like whatever I do.
Although he couldn't protect her lower body, Zheng Shuang's place in his heart is unparalleled!
After thinking about it for a while, I realized that Liu Shuangyan hadn't said what she wanted to do yet.
After hesitating for a long time, he finally managed to say:
"Hey kid, does your militia company need female militia members?"
"What, you want to join the militia?"
Liu Shuangyan looked at Lu Yao, no longer hesitant, her eyes resolute, and nodded vigorously:
"Yes! I used to practice martial arts with my uncle when I was little. I could also shoot arrows, and I was really accurate!"
Lu Yao remembered.
Big Fool Liu's father was a famous hunter.
But later he fell ill and became paralyzed, unable to get up from his bed.
According to the elders, Liu Dongqiang was a well-known martial arts expert in the surrounding villages back in the day.
Before liberation, he served as the company commander of a Kuomintang elite company.
It was precisely because of this that it was brought up and criticized in the 1960s.
His leg was later crippled.
He was bedridden for two years before dying.
Lu Yao looked at the slender Liu Shuangyan:
"You know martial arts? Show me a few moves."
Liu Shuangyan nodded excitedly.
A somersault, followed by a back handspring, and then a double flying kick.
They're really efficient.
Lu Yao laughed and said, "You're all show and no substance. Let's see how strong you are. Come on, try to trip me up."
"good!"
Liu Shuangyan pulled up her pants.
He swayed his hands over Lu Yao's shoulders.
Lu Yao reached out to support her, and she slid down, slipping from under his arm to his back.
He grabbed Lu Yao's waist and twisted his body to hook his leg.
I must say, it really is quite powerful.
It's Lu Yao who's capable; if it were a man like Gou Shengzi who was caught off guard, he would probably have been taken down by her.
Lu Yao spread his legs and did not move.
He laughed and said, "You do have some skill, but you can't beat any random male militiaman."
Liu Shuangyan held onto Lu Yao's waist tightly, not letting go, and said defiantly:
"You're one of us. If you were an enemy, I would have taken you down long ago."
Lu Yao laughed heartily:
"You don't need to treat me as a friend, just consider me an enemy. Let's see if you can take me down!"
"If I take you down, you'll have to recruit me into the militia."
"OK."
It's a deal.
"A word..."
Before Lu Yao could finish speaking, Liu Shuangyan's right hand, which was wrapped around his waist, sank down and reached directly for his lower body.
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