Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

"Go on, what are you still standing here for?"

Gu Yuefang frowned.

Her eyes, adorned with purple smoky makeup, swept coldly over him, their sinister gaze sending chills down his spine.

"Oh, this..."

After a moment of stunned silence, Black Tiger couldn't help but ask, "Lord Fang Yun, is that all?"

That's it? That's it?!

Baka yarou—!

Are you kidding me? You're throwing him a canister of compressed poison gas and expecting him to poison hundreds of people in the entire White Fairy Village...

What's the difference between this and sending Benboerba to kill Tang Sanzang and his disciples?

That seemingly weak but actually incredibly powerful woman, Shangguan Yunque, who could shatter a large blue stone with a single punch, was far beyond his ability to handle...

Or is it that the second-in-command has prepared something else?

For example, a larger canister of sarin gas?

It's impossible to really give him such a small jar and let him take down everyone in Baixian Village, right?

Black Tiger: ⚆_⚆

Gu Yue Fangyun: (⩌-⩌)?

Now that things had come to this, asking any more questions would only bring more trouble, so he could only slink away from the tent with a bow.

A dark figure emerged from the shadows inside the tent.

Black Tiger turned around, his face immediately plastered with a fawning smile: "Strategist?"

Following him out of the tent was Gu Yue Ruoshui, the strategist of the Gu Yue family.

He wore the same sharp eyeliner as the Gu Yue family, with the family totem tattooed at the corner of his eye, but his clothes were a wide-sleeved long robe in the ancient style of the Central Plains, with a feather fan and turban, following the style of Zhuge Liang.

A glimmer of hope instantly ignited in Black Tiger's eyes, and he quickly leaned closer to ask, "Strategist, Second Master... did you prepare some backup plan for me?"

"I don't have any backup plans, but I have a sentence that's worth a hundred billion, and I'm giving it to you now."

Black Tiger: (⩌⤚⩌)

Gu Yue Ruoshui, fanning herself with a paper fan, smiled slightly: "Black Tiger, do you know what a 'Trojan Horse' is?"

"Okay, that's all I have to say. Do you understand?"

"Troy... Trojan horse? Uh... male or female?"

Gu Yue Ruo Shui: ? ? ?

His face darkened. Damn it, how come all the fence-sitters are such idiots?

Black Tiger was taken aback at first, then, as if he had just realized something, he slapped his thigh. "Oh! Trojan horse... I get it! It's a Trojan virus, right?"

"When I was working as an extra in Hengdian, playing Japanese soldiers, my roommate, who played a Japanese officer, told me about it."

"If you download too many reeds, you'll get a Trojan virus!"

"He was so obsessed with some kind of 'Loli Paradise' app that his 8,000 yuan Lenovo Legion system crashed, and then he got extorted for 800 yuan by a Trojan virus. In the end, he had to borrow the money from me!"

"Black Tiger, you're such an idiot!"

Gu Yue Ruoshui was so angry that her face turned green.

The feather fan in her hand slammed hard into his forehead:

"A fool who deserves to be in a museum!"

Black Tiger shrank back in fright and dared not utter another sound.

Gu Yue Ruoshui calmed her anger for a long time before throwing him a brocade pouch embroidered with dark patterns, and said coldly:

"Open it, and you'll know what to do."

"Uh...yes..."

"Hmph..." Gu Yue Ruoshui waved her feather fan, turned around without looking back, and walked back into the tent.

Black Tiger couldn't help but mutter a couple of curses at his retreating figure: "What's with all the secrecy... Why not just say it directly? Stop pretending!"

"Deadpan!"

He opened the brocade pouch while cursing, and after seeing what was inside and the note, his eyes lit up instantly, and he couldn't help but let out a strange, cackling laugh:

"Hehehe—search me to death, search me to death!"

……

"Sister, I'm hungry—" Shangguan Yunyan, Yunxi, Yunxi, Yunyan... a group of little girls tugged at Shangguan Yunque's sleeve, their big eyes filled with tears, their little mouths pouting, looking like they were starving for food, which made people's hearts clench.

"Okay, okay, dinner's almost ready, little sisters, just wait a little longer..."

The youngest of these children is only eight years old, and the oldest is no more than twelve. They are at the age when they are growing rapidly. They get hungry quickly and digest food quickly. They keep saying that they want to grow up quickly and grow as tall as their older sister.

Although their eldest sister is only a little over 1.4 meters tall, she doesn't look like the eldest sister at all when she stands among her younger sisters...

The village's grain reserves are almost gone.

The remaining meat and eggs must be offered to the large willow tree first in order to maintain the light shield and resist the invasion of the blood worms.

So even children who are still growing can only eat dried sweet potatoes and drink bland noodle porridge every day.

"Sister, I...I'm still hungry..."

Shangguan Yunyan's face was flushed, her fingers tightly gripping the hem of her clothes, and she whispered in a tearful voice, "I'm sorry... Sister, Yunyan knows... there's not much to eat, but... but I'm really hungry..."

Shangguan Yunque immediately picked up a sweet potato from his own portion, placed it in Yunyan's palm, and gently rubbed her head, saying, "Sweetie, someone will come to rescue us soon~ Finish this sweet potato, and then bear with it a little longer, okay?"

"Sister..."

With tears streaming down her face, Shangguan Yunyan pushed the dried sweet potato back, "Never mind... never mind, I'll just bear with it a little longer... Sister, you eat it..."

"Sweetie, I'm not hungry."

"Sister...you eat..."

"How about you eat half, sister, and Yan Yan eat half?" Shangguan Yun Que didn't force her to eat, but took a small bite of the dried sweet potato and fed the rest to her younger sister.

"Thank you, sister... Mmm, it's delicious..."

Shangguan Yunyan wasn't actually full, but she still pretended to be full after eating half a piece and nodded vigorously.

A pang of heartache flashed in Shangguan Yunque's eyes, and he couldn't help but feel a little regretful.

I should have beaten up Black Tiger earlier and taken all those eggs back for the children.

That way, it wouldn't count as accepting his "charity".

Just then, the guard at the gate suddenly shouted, "That son of a bitch Black Tiger is here again!"

"Grab your weapons! Let's get him!"

The villagers immediately raised their torches and surged toward the village gate in a massive wave.

Seeing this, Black Tiger was so frightened that he immediately raised his hands and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Wait a minute—! Fellow villagers! I, Black Tiger, am not here to cause trouble! I've come specifically to discuss something with your young lady, Shangguan Yunque!"

Shangguan Yunque stepped out from the crowd, effortlessly carrying a half-ton boulder on his delicate shoulders, and said coldly:

"Black Tiger, what trick are you up to now?!"

"I'm here to negotiate!"

Black Tiger watched as she casually carried the boulder, and cold sweat instantly broke out on his forehead. He thought to himself:

As expected of the young lady of Baixian Village, she truly possesses innate strength and skill...

"Negotiations?" Shangguan Yunque sneered, casually tossing aside the large stone block. "What negotiations? Tell me..."

"Uh..." He glanced at the large stone block that Shangguan Yunque had casually tossed on the ground and smashed into pieces, his tone softening several degrees instantly, as if afraid that his head would also turn into a jigsaw puzzle of pieces like that stone block:

"Let's have a 'Gu Insect Duel'!"

"If you can defeat me in the 'Gu Insect Duel'."

"Then, here's the wireless communication equipment for you—so you can use it to call for help from the outside world!"

Having said that, he pulled a metal box from behind his back, patted it lightly, and announced in a loud voice:

"This contains top-of-the-line military wireless communication equipment, capable of directly connecting to the police and military units near Khun Sa!"

Shangguan Yunque's eyes lit up instantly.

He then frowned deeply.

Gu Yue and Fang Yun's group have been besieging Bai Xian Village for over a week.

Would anyone really be so kind as to give them the opportunity to contact the outside world for no reason?

Black Tiger looked at the young lady, who was frowning in thought. He looked at her fair and delicate face, and her slightly furrowed eyebrows that showed a hint of playfulness. He thought she was unbelievably beautiful.

The only pity is that she is not voluptuous enough.

It would be such a waste if such a beautiful girl were to become a cold corpse and be "used" like that by the second-in-command.

"What if I lose?" Shangguan Yunque's eyes turned cold, but he ultimately decided to accept the duel.

As long as they can contact the outside world, they can bring hope to the villagers who are in despair.

In this desperate situation where we are out of ammunition and food, hope is as precious as a diamond.

"If you lose..."

Black Tiger took a deep breath, his smile vanished instantly, and he said seriously, word by word:

"You must commit suicide on the spot. Your body will be handed over to our second-in-command for disposal."

"What?!" the villagers exclaimed upon hearing this.

An uproar erupted instantly, and everyone grabbed whatever stones or sticks were at hand, hurling them at Black Tiger.

Black Tiger: "Oh ho ho ho ho—!"

He covered his head and dodged left and right, screaming as he was hit.

"Stop it, everyone!" Shangguan Yunque suddenly shouted.

The noisy crowd fell silent instantly, all turning to look at her.

The old village chief is not here.

She was the person with the highest status in the village and the backbone of everyone.

Shangguan Yunque stared intently at the black tiger outside the village gate, took a deep breath, and spoke each word with resounding force:

"Okay, I promise!"