Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Jiang Ling: "Oh ho ho ho ho—"

After a long time.

As a meteor streaked through the chaos and crashed heavily onto the ancient Earth of the Sinian Era, its hard outer shell shattered, and fragments of its internal nucleic acid sequences flowed into the primordial ocean along with the melting currents…

Life is born from this.

—From "The Origin of Life on Earth: Meteorite Theory"

……

"Alan, you've become a little girl mom too." Jiang Ling lowered his head and pressed it against her soft belly, closing his eyes and listening intently to the first echo of life.

goo go go go...

Hmm? It sounds like some other sound has gotten mixed in...

This is already the third "Lolita mom".

Just like Miyu and Yuyu back then.

From the moment I confirmed I was pregnant.

The girl's originally clear and bright eyes were now subtly tinged with a gentle maternal glow.

Her eyes were glistening with tears, like they were filled with crushed starlight, and even the corners of her eyes softened.

Jiang Ling withdrew his Observation Haki and ruffled her blue hair: "Alan, you're pregnant with a single baby. We can't tell whether it's a boy or a girl yet."

"Oh..." Lan Xinlan paused for a moment, then asked cautiously, "Then... what about the others? How long were they pregnant, woof?"

Jiang Ling chuckled: "Meiyu is a twin, already three months along; Youyou is a singleton, just over a month old."

"The dog is gone?"

"Yes, Alan is the third girl to get pregnant."

Lan Xinlan lowered her head, her cheeks flushed slightly, and muttered softly, "Then... if I try hard enough, can I... can I get pregnant again right away? Alan wants to get pregnant with three puppies at once."

Jiang Ling: ?

Alan, did you learn about puppies in your biology class?

No, could it be because she heard that Miu was pregnant with twins, so she's planning to have triplets to surpass Miu's pregnancy?

Jiang Ling: ……

Don't get hung up on some strange things!

"No, that won't do." He pinched her flushed cheeks.

Lan Xinlan lowered her head shyly, poking at the dog-ear decorations hanging on her head with her fingertips, and asked softly, "Then... when are you going to take these off? Or do I have to wear them all the time... um... woof..."

"Sorry, I forgot, cough cough..." Jiang Ling hurriedly removed the animal ears that were used as decorations from her head, spread her hands and said, "Okay, Alan, you're not a dog-eared girl anymore, so you don't need to add 'woof' to the end of every sentence... The cosplay game is over."

"Oh." Lan Xinlan chuckled, tilting her head back and snuggling into his arms. "Then do I still need to call A-Ling Master?"

"Uh, that's not necessary."

"Hmm~~~~"

Lan Xinlan deliberately drew out her words, like a cunning little fox, and said with a mischievous smile:

"If you want to play games next time, A-Ling can always tell A-Lan."

The maternal instinct she possessed, reminiscent of a young mother, extinguished any trace of her unbridled nature, adding a sense of something caught between reason and morality...

Jiang Ling said sternly, "Alan, you're being naughty!"

Lan Xinlan: "Then... let's make Ah Ling become a good girl... okay?"

After cuddling for a while...

beep...

Jiang Ling reached for her phone on the bedside table; the screen displayed the official number of Bureau 749.

Under normal circumstances, he was under the direct command of Koizumi Aoyama, and the tasks from headquarters would first be issued to Koizumi Aoyama and then passed on to him.

Why did you call directly this time?

Jiang Ling: "Feed?"

Wang Yuhao's voice came from the other end, anxiously saying:

"I am 'Weilong,' are you 'Cardboard Box'?"

"This is 'Cardboard Box'," Jiang Ling replied, her tone turning serious. "Wang Yuhao, what do you want? According to procedure, you should contact Uncle Qingshan first. Why did you call me directly?"

"Um... the situation is a bit urgent." Wang Yuhao paused for a moment, then said, "This is a personal request of mine. Could you... um... the specifics, could you come to the Guangfu branch? I'd like to talk to you about it in person... In short, something has happened in Southern Xinjiang."

……

Southern Xinjiang, Blackwater Caves.

The intricate underground pits are filled with deadly mazes, with thousands of intersecting paths spreading like a spider web, making it impossible to find the way out.

Inside a huge cavity thousands of meters underground.

Only the rows of "lighting gu" on the rock wall emitted a faint, eerie green light, barely illuminating the path beneath our feet.

The team members from Bureau 749 carefully moved forward, stepping on the loose rocks.

They have been trapped here by the Southern Gu King for a whole week, but still haven't found a way out.

in the dark.

A shadowy figure, as thin as smoke, followed silently behind them, its mocking laughter echoing repeatedly in the empty cave.

"Ruyu! Be my wife, the 'King of Southern Gu'!"

"Only a woman as strong as you is worthy to be my bandit queen!"

"If you agree, I'll let you out right now, how about it?"

Song Ruyu: ...

The girl in the purple dress turned and kicked out with a powerful blow, shattering the ethereal black shadow. Hands on her hips, she roared furiously:

"Aguda, you just wait, once we get out of here, I'll fuck you to death, I don't believe I won't! Fuck your mother!"

King of Southern Gu: "Oh ho ho ho ho—!"

The black smoke reformed into a human shape not far away. Aguda looked at the agitated Shangguan Yunyao and laughed even harder: "Little Yao, if your brother Shangguan Yunque or your sister Fang Yuan were here, I might be a little more wary. What a pity..."

"Your older brother and sister can't come! Hahahaha!"

He laughed heartily, shifting into a relaxed posture as he leaned against the rock wall, and said contentedly, "Let's see who can outlast whom~ Although I don't know where you, Song Ruyu, conjured up so much food, it's all finite, isn't it?"

With a blank expression, Song Ruyu took out compressed bread from her personal space and distributed it to the pale-faced team members around her.

Then she looked up at Aguda in the darkness, and a bright smile, as radiant as the morning sun, bloomed on her icy face:

"Aguda, I hope you can still smile in a couple of days."

King Aguda of the Southern Gu Kingdom raised an eyebrow, then rested his head on his arm: "Oh? What do you mean?"

"The request for help has been sent out."

"Hmm, hmm." Aguda nodded perfunctorily, his face full of mockery. "What a pity, your director and deputy director are both imprisoned, the number one expert is sealed by 'Prison Gate,' the number two expert is being held hostage at 'Black Cloud Stronghold,' and even you..."

He licked his lips and smirked, "Even Song Ruyu, the third strongest member of Bureau 749, is trapped in this 'Ten Thousand Caves'..."

"Your 749 Bureau, who else can come to your rescue? Heh, even if they do, they'll just be worthless scumbags coming to their deaths."

Aguda crossed his legs and drawled, "Oh dear, if you send your army directly, even if Black Cloud Stronghold has many Gu Masters, we can't withstand a hypersonic missile!"

"Unfortunately, in order to take care of those small countries to the south, we can only send you as a 'special forces' unit to investigate and quell the rebellion..."

"And then, sadly, they died here. Tsk tsk tsk, the prideful and morally upright people of the Central Plains..."

Song Ruyu's expression remained unchanged as she coldly said:

"My boyfriend is here. I hope you can still smile."

"Boyfriend?!" Upon hearing this, Aguda's joy was palpable: "So you're a married woman?!"

"That's great!"

"You know what? When I was a kid, I would sit in front of the TV watching Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and my favorite character was Cao Cao..."

"Wait until your boyfriend arrives," he said, licking his lips with a wicked grin.

"I'm going to fuck him hard right in front of you!"

Song Ruyu: ...