Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

After finishing her meal, Jiang Ling wiped her mouth and turned to Lan Xinlan, saying:

"Alan, after dinner, shouldn't the boys take the girls on a date?"

"This is a test, isn't it..."

Lan Xinlan nodded, looked at Ye Chen, and said with a smile, "Let's go to the amusement park together, the three of us."

Ye Chen, who was still full of anger, lit up instantly upon hearing this, and his signature crooked smile returned to his face: "Oh? Going out to play? Sure, I'd be happy to go."

He secretly thought that amusement parks were a popular dating spot, and that he could take the opportunity to spend time alone with Alan to get closer to him.

He then looked at Jiang Ling, forcing an awkward smile: "Since we're going to the amusement park for a date, as her male best friend, you shouldn't disturb our time together, right?"

Jiang Ling looked puzzled: "What are you talking about, Ye Chen? I'm here today to help Alan with her research."

Even if you are already engaged, the necessary due diligence still needs to be done.

"After all, it was you who came to pursue our Alan, not the other way around, right, Alan?"

Alan immediately put on a cute and innocent expression and nodded obediently: "Alan will listen to her best friend."

"hateful!"

Ye Chen clenched his fist.

In the end, he swallowed his frustration, stood up with a gloomy face, and told the driver to bring over his flashy Bugatti Veyron.

He intended to gentlemanly open the passenger door for Alan.

But that damn blond guy casually opened the passenger door, plopped down in, and even fastened his seatbelt.

Ye Chen was furious and glared at him fiercely.

If Alan were sitting in the passenger seat, he could pretend to look in the rearview mirror and sneak a peek at Alan's face and legs.

But now, sitting in the passenger seat is a big, muscular, smelly blond guy.

Even if he were seriously ill, he wouldn't look at the muscular blond man's profile and thighs.

With a stern face, he floored the accelerator, the engine roared, and they quickly arrived at the entrance of the largest amusement park in Guangfu City.

"Alan, let's go ride a roller coaster! The most thrilling one, the vertical drop one, dare to try it?" Ye Chen suggested excitedly, his eyes full of expectant anticipation.

Alan looked at the towering roller coaster track and nodded: "Okay."

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Ling naturally took Alan's little hand.

The two walked side by side to the same row of seats.

They sat down side by side.

The roller coaster has only two seats side by side in a row.

Ye Chen's face turned green.

Frustrated, I wanted to sit in the row behind them.

As soon as I turned around, a couple snatched my spot.

He could only sit in the very front row with a dark expression.

Soon, the roller coaster slowly started moving.

The chain carried the carriage upwards little by little, and the wind whistled past our ears.

Ye Chen felt a rustling sound coming from behind him, along with a girl's soft, gentle laughter, carrying an air of intimacy.

But when he strained his ears, he couldn't hear anything. Suddenly, he turned around and saw the two of them sitting properly.

But then he turned his head.

The rustling sound started again.

This made him very upset.

There's always this feeling when you turn your head to look ahead.

The two people behind you start to give the illusion of doing some strange little movements.

In fact, Jiang Ling was making subtle moves against Alan.

"Silly Alan, why are you so close to me?" Jiang Ling hooked her fair little finger, placed it in his palm and gently rubbed it, his fingertip caressing her delicate fingertip.

"Well……"

Lan Xinlan's cheeks flushed instantly. She quietly took off her left shoe and gently stepped on his instep with her small foot clad in short white socks, softly retorting, "Alan isn't stupid~"

Then, gently twist the instep with the same force.

"Oh~ Alan's become a silly, arrogant fool too?" Jiang Ling raised an eyebrow, then simply took off her right shoe to block Alan's attacking foot. "Taking off your shoes so casually in public, Alan really needs a good 'education'."

Both the "Feint Attack" and "Silent Curtain" techniques are activated simultaneously!

The carriage climbed to the top of the track and then suddenly plunged down!

The feeling of weightlessness instantly swept over my body, and screams rose and fell all around me.

Wave after wave of weightlessness and flips sent her adrenaline soaring, and a blush spread from her cheeks to the tips of her ears, her neck, and even the corners of her eyes were tinged with a wet pink.

Her beautiful almond-shaped eyes were veiled with a misty haze.

Her delicate body trembled slightly beneath her snow-white dress, and sweet, white breath escaped from her slightly parted red lips…

"Ugh... ugh..."

She could only bury her face in Jiang Ling's shoulder, letting out soft moans, her little hands tightly gripping the hem of his clothes.

As for shoes... they still weren't wearing them, so they...

Jiang Ling raised an eyebrow, extended her index finger and hooked it against her burning palm, whispering:

"Stupid Alan... so bad at it and loves to play!"

"No...no...um...Ah Ling...you're the idiot..." Lan Xinlan weakly defended herself in a low voice, her eyes darting around, unable to even focus.

Fifteen minutes later, the roller coaster slowly came to a stop at the platform.

Ye Chen jumped out of the car first and walked quickly and gentlemanly to Alan, intending to pull the safety lever for her.

When she looked up, she saw that Alan's cheeks were flushed red, her beautiful eyes were filled with a layer of misty tears, and even her breathing was trembling slightly.

She exuded a soft, alluring charm, as if she had just been pampered.

He couldn't help but sniff, thinking to himself, "Has the virgin's fragrance gotten stronger again?"

He suddenly realized that, from a scientific perspective, when a person is in a state of heightened emotion, they release a large amount of pheromones…

It turns out Alan is terrified of roller coasters!

He was secretly delighted and noted down a small detail about Alan, but then he felt a surge of resentment.

If I had been the one sitting next to Alan just now, I could have comforted her gently and helped her alleviate her fear!

Such a great opportunity, ruined by that bastard Jiang Ling!

The Universiade is accumulating strength...

His cold gaze swept over the stalls not far away.

Suddenly, Ye Chen grinned and strode forward.

……

He arrived at the candied hawthorn stall in the amusement park.

I bought two strings of candied hawthorns.

Then, he handed Alan a skewer, took one for himself and ate it, looking at Jiang Ling with a mocking gaze.

"Sorry, there are only two candied hawthorn skewers left."

But he soon regretted it.

Alan, looking adorable, held out her half-eaten candied hawthorn: "Ah Ling, have a bite."

Before Ye Chen could even shout "No!", Jiang Ling took a bite.

"You bastard! What are you doing? Alan, how could you let this guy eat your saliva?" Ye Chen exclaimed in shock.

Lan Xinlan blinked, still with that innocent and adorable expression, and tilted her head, saying, "Hey, aren't all the candied hawthorns sold out? We can't let A-Ling watch us eat them, can we?"

Ye Chen: ...

He clenched his fists, feeling a surge of power within him.

Jiang Ling seized the opportunity and nodded: "Yes, it was just exchanging saliva. I've known Alan for a long time, and I used to eat all her leftovers."

"What?!" Ye Chen finally couldn't hold back anymore, as if he heard the crisp sound of his own heart breaking. His eyes widened like saucers. "Eat...eat leftovers?!"

[Beep, Ye Chen's Dao Heart has been shattered. All base attributes +3. The prize pool is accumulating...]

Alan continued to stare with her innocent, wide eyes, adding, "Well... after all, wasting food is a bad thing."

"Besides, we were just having a meal together. What best friends would complain about the other eating their food?"

"Don't overthink it."

"Of course, if you insist on thinking that way, there's nothing Alan can do about it."

These words made Ye Chen feel as if he had punched a cotton ball, leaving him feeling frustrated and heartbroken, as if his heart was stuffed with cotton.

Something feels off.

But no reason could be found.

Therefore, Ye Chen could only vent his anger on Jiang Ling.

She glared at him fiercely.

But then I realized that my own luck and Iaijutsu were already prepared at the crossroads.

After today's date ends.

If a massive transport ship carrying hundreds of tons were to rush over, even if he were Iron Man, he would be smashed into a pulp by Tony Stark.

He died in an accident. Alan will definitely be sad for her best friend. I can take advantage of her vulnerability to comfort her and win her favor.

Wouldn't that kill two birds with one stone?

Thinking this way, my frustration eased considerably.

He couldn't help but laugh triumphantly.

At the same time, the anger in his gaze toward Jiang Ling was lessened, and the pity increased.

Jiang Ling exchanged a glance with him and smiled slightly: "If you look again, I'll deduct 10 points from your date score~"

Ye Chen snorted coldly, ignoring him, and whispered in his ear, "Dead men talk..."

Jiang Ling: (Faker trying not to laugh)

At this moment, Ye Chen noticed that Alan's face seemed to have become even redder.

Mostly from the heat, he thoughtfully went to another stall, bought Häagen-Dazs ice cream, and handed it to Lan Xinlan:

"It's getting warmer these past few days, Alan, your face is all red from the heat. Have some Häagen-Dazs."

Alan took the ice cream from Ye Chen and then held it to Jiang Ling's lips:

"Take the first bite."

Ye Chen: ? ? ?

He froze, watching helplessly as Jiang Ling, with lightning speed, bent down and bit off the very tip of cream from the top of the ice cream.

Ye Chen panicked and grabbed his collar: "You bastard, how could you eat the ice cream I bought for Miss Alan?"

Lan Xinlan looked adorably bewildered. "Ye Chen, it's just a bite of ice cream. Besides, A-Ling is her best male friend, it's fine. You're the one making a mountain out of a molehill~"

Jiang Ling nodded, "What's wrong with eating something? Look at you, so pathetic, still trying to woo our Alan?"

At that moment, Ye Chen wished he could summon the Great Iaijutsu on the spot and smash this shameless bastard to death.

He held back.

There's no need for me to argue with someone who's about to die.

He kept a close eye on Jiang Ling, preventing him from touching the ice cream in Alan's hand, fearing something might happen.

Jiang Ling casually straightened her collar and said, "Hmm, poor attitude, deduct 5 points."

Ye Chen: ...

Jiang Ling looked at him and continued, "The language is not humorous or witty, deduct 10 points."

Ye Chen's fingernails dug into his fist.

In the end, they did not take action against Jiang Ling.

Just then, Lan Xinlan suddenly clutched her stomach, gave Jiang Ling a knowing look, and then frowned and whispered, "My stomach seems to hurt a little, I need to go to the toilet..."

Upon hearing this, Ye Chen quickly said, "I'll go with you."

Jiang Ling blocked his way, sighing and shaking her head, saying, "Trying to follow a girl into the restroom the moment we meet?"

Ye Chen gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.

If looks could kill, he would have killed Jiang Ling hundreds of times over.

Jiang Ling said to Alan, "Let's go, I'll go with you."

At the same time, he turned to Ye Chen and said, "Don't follow me, or I'll deduct another 20 points from your score."

Alan nodded and said to Ye Chen, "Ye Chen, don't follow me."

"But..." Ye Chen said, frustrated, "He's a man too."

Alan said righteously, "How can that be the same? A-Ling is someone's best friend, she wouldn't do anything to her."

Jiang Ling added insult to injury: "Ye Chen, your thoughts are filthy, and you have no sense of boundaries when it comes to girls. Deduct 20 points."

After saying that, Alan took Jiang Ling's hand and walked quickly toward the public restroom.

Jiang Ling immediately activated her Observation Haki, which allowed her to see Ye Chen, enraged, crush the ice cream in his hand.

The snow-white cream slid down between my fingers.

His gaze was fixed on the direction they had left in.

Jiang Ling walked into the men's restroom, intending to relieve herself.

Turning around, she saw Alan, her pretty face flushed with embarrassment, following her in.

Her almond-shaped eyes were misty, carrying an undisguised longing and allure.

Just by looking into that eye, he knew exactly what Alan was thinking.

Jiang Ling couldn't help but twitch her lips and said, "Please, Alan, we're outside, and in a public restroom at that..."

But Alan was clearly hooked on the game; he pulled out his phone and opened the NetEase version of Minecraft.

"It's okay, the door here can be locked, and there's a sign inside the tool shed saying it's under repair; they can just leave it outside..."

Jiang Ling: Awesome!

There's no way around it, the e-sports girl's gaming addiction has kicked in; she wants to play games everywhere she goes—video games are truly harmful, making one want to burst into song: Ma Yun, listen to me! ♬

The two found a clean cubicle.

Alan was initially worried that he might get his clothes dirty.

But clearly, her worries were unnecessary.

Since Jiang Ling can hold her while playing games, with her feet dangling in the air and not touching the floor, how could her clothes get dirty?

The two of them squeezed into the small cubicle, heads close together, staring at their phone screens.

A thrilling and exciting Minecraft speedrun challenge has begun.

Ye Chen was getting a little impatient.

He sat on a bench in the amusement park, gazing at the fiery red sunset on the horizon.

The setting sun shone through the branches, casting its lush green light precisely on his head.

He felt it was a bad omen, so he got up and walked to the other side.

As a result, a strong wind blew, and many sparse green leaves were blown down.

It floated right up to his head.

He decided to go to the public restroom to look for it. He glanced at the time and thought: Could it be that she's on her period? Even if she is on her period, does it really take an hour and a half to take care of herself?

He didn't really understand these things.

When he arrived outside the public restroom, he happened to see Jiang Ling carrying Alan, whose legs were weak and whose cheeks were flushed, as they came out.

Due to design considerations, the public restrooms share a single entrance for both men's and women's rooms, while the interiors are separated for men and women.

Therefore, seeing the two of them come out doesn't immediately determine whether they came out of the same toilet or different toilets.

But none of that matters—what matters is... Alan was carried out by him!

Ye Chen was so angry he wanted to grind his teeth to powder.

Jiang Ling dared to hug his woman; he was clearly courting death.

He frowned, strode forward, and demanded in a stern voice, "What are you doing? Put Alan down right now!"

Jiang Ling gently rubbed Alan's lower abdomen and said with a pained expression, "Alan's old stomach problems have flared up again, and she can't stand up because of the pain."

"Stomach problems?" Ye Chen was taken aback.

Jiang Ling nodded and sighed, "Yes, didn't you know Alan has a stomach problem?"

"I never expected that you would say you like her so much, yet you don't even bother to learn any basic information about her. I'm really disappointed in you."

As she spoke, Jiang Ling showed a disappointed expression and deducted another 10 points from Ye Chen.

Ye Chen: ...