Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

midnight.

Only a dim bedside nightlight was left on in the guest room.

Just as Jiang Ling reached out to turn off the light and go to sleep...

squeak-

The guest room door was pushed open silently.

Her petite shadow resembled a frightened little rabbit.

He quickly darted to the bedside, lifted a corner of the blanket, and crawled in.

Before Jiang Ling could react, she buried her head in his warm and broad chest.

The girl, after taking a bath, had a sweet berry scent all over her body, and felt soft and fluffy, like a freshly peeled peach.

Her tender, white feet wrapped themselves around his ankles.

Her soft, delicate body pressed against me, even her breath carrying a sweet scent.

"Brother Ling~ I'm afraid of the dark... Can you hold me while I sleep?"

Shangguan Yunque raised her head, her large amber eyes shining like stars in the dim light. Seeing that he didn't respond, her eyes immediately reddened, and she pouted pitifully.

"If Brother Ling rejects me... I'll be very sad... I'll cry all night~"

No wonder Shen Yue called her a "green tea" girl!

This might seem like a manipulative act to girls, but to guys, it's like she's a total sweetheart!

Jiang Ling swallowed hard, thinking to himself, "As the saying goes, 'all form is emptiness,' and tonight my mind is probably going to be completely empty."

The little green tea in my arms stirred restlessly.

Her tender, white feet were as smooth and warm as jade. They slowly climbed up his ankles, brushed past his knees, and even intentionally or unintentionally tickled the back of his knees with her toes.

Jiang Ling: "Oh ho~"

He felt that if he continued like this, he might end up like the aloof sword immortals in those fantasy novels, breaking his vows and falling into complete depravity.

As the saying goes, when you're in bed with a girl, don't start by getting handsy; you should first talk about your family background.

Once the atmosphere is right, people will start moving on their own.

"Ahem..." Jiang Ling coughed lightly, "What's your relationship with Shen Yue? It doesn't seem like you're old friends."

"Oh~", Shangguan Yunque's eyes turned slightly colder upon hearing Shen Yue's name, and he said in a soft voice:

"Brother Ling~ Do you really want to hear it?"

"What if they say something unpleasant? Won't that affect your relationship?"

Tea talk and tea language?

Correct.

But she whispered these words in his ear, her breath sweet as orchids, the last syllable making his heart itch.

Oh my gosh~ This excellent green tea is a must-try, especially since it's a green tea with a "junior sister" (younger sister) element...

"Go ahead and say it, I'm listening," Jiang Ling said, shifting her position.

To avoid embarrassingly revealing the PS5 controller.

Following Shangguan Yunque's explanation, he finally understood the old grudge between the two.

Koizumi Aoyama and her grandfather, Shangguan Wuyan, were close friends despite their age difference. When she was a child, she lived with her grandfather at Koizumi's house for a long time.

Back then, she tried to get along well with Shen Yue by opening her heart, but he always looked at her with the eyes of someone looking at an insect, and subjected her to silent and cold violence.

Over time, Shangguan Yunque could no longer tolerate it and began to confront her head-on. Before long, they had become like oil and water.

"Um……"

Jiang Ling recalled Shen Yue's cold, robotic demeanor and nodded thoughtfully, "If it's Shen Yue, it's normal... after all, she's a born robotic loli."

Shangguan Yunque snuggled closer to him, practically clinging to him, and whispered in his ear, her breath sweet as orchids:

"Brother Ling~ or... would it sound better to call him Master Ling?"

Her movements appeared practiced, but her delicate body pressed against him was trembling slightly, and even her breathing became erratic.

Shangguan Yunque swallowed hard, his voice trembling even more, and he uttered two words in a breathy voice:

"Or perhaps...⑧...⑧..."

Jiang Ling: ⚆_⚆

What a troublesome little devil!

Regardless, Shangguan Yunque is the female lead chosen by the system, and also the person he needs to save...

"How about... we just take it?"

The thought had barely crossed my mind when the image of Yan Youyou with red, teary eyes flashed through my mind—I could almost hear her helpless sobs: "A-Ling... everyone else has a mom and dad, but Youyou only has you..."

He suddenly became more alert, took a deep breath, and held down her restless little hand:

"Well, let's go to sleep. After all, there's a lack of emotional connection between us."

"Compared to love at first sight and one-night stands, taking this step after genuine feelings have developed is the best for both parties..."

"Um, do you understand?"

He turned his head and found that Shangguan Yunque in his arms had closed her eyes. Her fair face was serene and gentle, and her long eyelashes were drooping, like a sleeping beauty.

"Heh..." Jiang Ling chuckled softly, reaching out to tuck the blanket around her. "You were the one who initiated it, but you fell asleep first?"

Suddenly, he felt something was wrong...

Even when a person is asleep, the muscles in their body will still have basic tension, and their breathing will have steady ups and downs.

But Shangguan Yunque was limp all over, like a pool of boneless water, and his breathing was so weak that it was almost imperceptible.

It's more like he's fallen into a deep coma.

"Hmm? Could it be an enemy attack?!" Jiang Ling frowned instantly.

Just as he was about to unleash his Observation Haki to investigate the situation.

boom!

The guest room door was kicked open violently!

A series of purple, tufted hair silhouettes appeared at the entrance.

The little robot girl was wearing a gas mask that covered half of her pretty face.

In her delicate, fair hands, she carried a brightly colored metal can labeled "Anesthetic".

She wasn't wearing her usual white coat and black tights today.

Instead, she changed into a light purple nightgown.

The size is clearly ill-fitting; it's so big it's wobbly.

It can be worn by her adorable appearance.

Instead, it added a touch of naivety and innocence to the world.

She raised her hand and ripped off her gas mask, her small face cold.

She walked in, her slippers clicking on the floor.

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

"Wait a minute, Shen Yue, what are you doing? How could you just put anesthetic in the room like that?"

"She's talking complete nonsense!" Shen Yue's ahoge (cowlick) swayed faster from side to side, and her tone became more measured. "It's clearly her, always trying to show off like a monkey... yet she's turning around and badmouthing me..."

"Disgusting!" She glanced coldly at Shangguan Yunque, who was lying unconscious on the bed, her disgust almost overflowing.

Jiang Ling rubbed her throbbing temples: "So... what exactly are you going to do with the anesthetic...?"

"It's non-toxic," Shen Yue said coldly. "It just lets this bitch sleep a few more hours."

Jiang Ling: ……

Okay, he takes back what he said earlier—

The relationship between Shen Yue and Shangguan Yunque is not a replica of that between Alan and Ruyu, but rather an explosive version with added gunpowder.

"Well, you're numb now, so the punishment's over, right?" He sighed, trying to smooth things over. "Why don't we go back to sleep first? Whatever grudges we have, we can sit down and talk about them tomorrow, okay?"

"Are you taking her side?"

Shen Yue took two steps forward and looked up at him with her little head tilted back.

A hint of grievance appeared in his originally cold eyes.

Ah, so even android lolis can have a wronged expression...

Jiang Ling said helplessly, "When did I ever side with her? I was just taking a neutral stance..."

"accomplice!"

"what?"

"When your girlfriend is being bullied, standing neutral makes you an accomplice!" Shen Yue's voice rose a few decibels, her eyes slightly red. "I hate you, you bastard! You signed a relationship experiment agreement with me, yet you're lying in bed with her..."

"She didn't really bully you, did she..."

"Oh, do you know what? She lost the only thing my mother left me."

Jiang Ling was taken aback. "Ah, this..."

Shen Yue stood on tiptoe, placed her hands on his chest, stared intently into his eyes, and asked, word by word, "And also, I'm asking you, when we were having tea in the living room just now, why did you pull away when I kissed you?"

"Well……"

"I've always wanted to know what excruciating pain is."

I haven't felt that way since the day my mother's belongings were lost.

"Until that time, you ran away."

"Now, you're not allowed to hide!"

Shen Yue stood on tiptoe, wrapped her arms around his neck, and immediately kissed him.

"Wait a minute..." Jiang Ling instinctively tried to push her away, but then caught a glimpse of the standing freezer in the living room. "Um... Youyou is still outside, she'll find out..."

"Heh..." Shen Yue used the force of her pounce to knock him down onto the bed, where Shangguan Yunque lay unconscious.

She raised her hand and tied her loose purple hair into a neat high ponytail, gave a cold laugh, and her eyes surged with a stubbornness and desperation he had never seen before:

"You knew she was in the freezer all along, didn't you?"

"However, she can't hear or see anything. It's still a very long time before she's fully recovered, which would take twelve hours."

"Long enough... for us to do everything we want to do and love to do."