Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Upon hearing the word "mission," Li Meiyu immediately flew into a rage.

She snatched the phone from Jiang Ling's hand, hung up without thinking, and glared at him angrily.

"You're not allowed to go! Do you hear me?! You quit that lousy Bureau 749 right now, and you're never allowed to take any more of their missions!"

"No, what are you doing~?" Jiang Ling was speechless, so she simply reached out and scooped the fluffy little cat into her arms, nuzzled her reddened earlobe, and whispered:

"It's just a mission, what's there to get so excited about..."

"Hmph, Miyu doesn't care!"

Li Meiyu spoke firmly, her fair and delicate neck stiff, turning her face away as if she didn't want to hear any explanation.

She genuinely despised so-called mysterious organizations and missions from the bottom of her heart.

Mystery means the unknown.

And the unknown means... death.

Ever since Jiang Ling faked her death and fooled her, a thorn called fear has been buried deep in her heart—she is terrified, terrified that something will happen to Jiang Ling, terrified that the child in her womb will lose its father before it is even born.

Yes, Jiang Ling is very strong, so strong that he can even kill gods with his own hands.

But as the saying goes, there are always people better than you, and there's always something beyond your understanding.

The more powerful a person is, the closer they are to invincibility, the more likely they are to stumble and meet their demise!

She didn't want any world-saving heroes; she just wanted to live her peaceful little life with her stinky blond boyfriend.

Now we have a child.

The happy life she had been looking forward to for so long was finally in front of her.

How could we let him get called away by another strange phone call?

Tears welled up in Li Meiyu's eyes. She pouted and pushed Jiang Ling away. Like a wronged kitten, she wrapped herself in the blanket and rolled to the far end of the bed, her delicate white hands covering her ears tightly.

"Miu..."

"Don't tell Miyu anything! If you dare walk out this door today, I'll never speak to you again! I'll... I'll go live with Hatoyu-neechan and never come back!"

Jiang Ling, somewhat helpless, simply reached out and scooped up the silly Mei Yu, who was curled up like a Swiss roll along with the blanket, and pulled her into his arms. He lowered his head and kissed the top of her fragrant hair, coaxing her softly:

"Well, I should at least hear what it's about before I properly refuse them, right? I can't just hang up without saying a word, that's so rude."

"Will you really refuse?"

Li Meiyu immediately poked her head out from under the covers, her eyes red, like a wary little female rabbit.

"real."

"Then hurry up and refuse!" Li Meiyu handed the phone back to him, but immediately pounced on his shoulder, clinging to him like a koala.

Her warm breath brushed against his ear as she whispered, "Miyu won't let you go until you refuse!"

Jiang Ling smiled and nodded, then dialed the number again. Once the call connected, she casually made up an excuse:

"Uncle Qingshan, I'm so sorry, my cat accidentally stepped on the hang-up button."

"What can I do for you by calling?"

Koizumi Aoyama, on the other end of the phone, initially thought Jiang Ling was dealing with something difficult.

He was just about to call back later when he heard this, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, his tone instantly becoming anxious:

"Xiao Ling, this matter isn't particularly serious, but it came too suddenly. Currently, most of the members of Bureau 749 have been dispatched to the Southern Frontier to investigate the Heavenly Fiend Insect Eggs, and the bureau simply can't spare any more manpower..."

"Only you, with both sufficient strength and the perfect opportunity to be in Shilu, can..."

"Stop with the pleasantries, just tell me what's going on," Jiang Ling interrupted his small talk.

"it is good."

In the office on the other end of the phone, Koizumi Aoyama, his face grave, opened the file on his desk and said in a deep voice:

"Recently, our colleagues from the Water Resources Bureau discovered that large areas of plants in Shilu City and several surrounding cities have withered inexplicably, and they have also found a large number of stray cats and dogs that died of unnatural causes."

"Our initial speculation is that this may be an unknown poisoning attack targeting Nanri, perhaps a new type of chemical substance, or some kind of targeted virus..."

"In short, the levels of free radicals in the air in parts of neighboring Ginmoto City and Ishibuki have exceeded the standard by a significant margin."

"If the source is not investigated and the situation is not stopped from spreading as soon as possible, it will cause unpredictable and enormous harm to the local people!"

"In particular, these excessive free radicals are far more harmful to pregnant women than to ordinary people. There have been several cases in Ginmoto City where the children were born looking like frail, elderly fetuses."

Every word of these words reached Li Meiyu's ears, who was eavesdropping nearby. She froze, and before Jiang Ling could speak, she immediately leaned to the microphone and urgently asked, "Were those pregnant women with symptoms only in Yinben City, or were there also cases in Shilu?"

"Huh?" Koizumi Aoyama paused for a moment, then asked instinctively, "You are...?"

"She's my wife," Jiang Ling said calmly, reaching out to embrace the nervous Mei Yu.

"Hmm... um."

Li Meiyu's cheeks flushed instantly. She gently bit Jiang Ling's arm and muttered softly:

"Idiot, why were you so decisive..."

"Um... Hello, sister-in-law."

Koizumi Aoyama coughed lightly, quickly adjusted his tone, and carefully said:

"It is true, but most of the pregnant women who have shown symptoms are concentrated in the neighboring city of Ginmoto. At present, there are only large-scale deaths of vegetation in Ishibu, and there have been no cases of human harm yet."

"However, we cannot rule out the possibility that a more serious situation could spread to Shilu."

Li Meiyu fell silent, lowering her head to gently stroke her still-flat stomach, her fingertips tightening slightly.

She paused for a few seconds, then asked into the microphone, "So... what do you think is the mastermind behind this? What kind of enemy is it? Are there any powerful supernatural beings involved?"

"Our initial assessment is that they are likely some kind of extreme terrorist organization, mostly composed of ordinary people. It's unclear whether they include any superhumans. But logically speaking, even if they do, they would mostly be low-level superhumans."

Koizumi Aoyama gave a wry smile. "Otherwise, they wouldn't have resorted to such a despicable method as poisoning."

"Okay, I'll discuss it with... um, with my husband first." Li Meiyu said and hung up the phone.

Then, she turned around and pounced on Jiang Ling, crawling on her hands and feet to his chest.

She pressed down on him with an air of superiority, puffed out her little cheeks, leaned close to him, touched his face, and whispered:

"I won't stop you this time, but you have to go and come back quickly. You're not allowed to slack off halfway through if you're about to win, understand?"

As a mother, the only two things that could make her set aside her principles were the safety of her husband and baby. That's why she didn't continue to stubbornly stop Jiang Ling.

Besides...

Since these are just ordinary events, they probably won't be difficult for that idiot, blond-haired guy. He's strong, really strong...

"Alright, alright, I know, you're like a little nagging mother-in-law," Jiang Ling sighed helplessly, then leaned down and kissed her forehead.

He knew, of course, that Miyu was acting this way because she cared about him too much. So he wasn't impatient at all; he simply stroked her back gently, like comforting a frightened kitten.

"Now……"

Li Meiyu's big eyes darted around, she calculated the time, reached for the PS5 controller beside the bed, and shoved it into his hand:

"Miyu needs something to detoxify her, you understand what Miyu means, right?"

Jiang Ling: ?

"No way? I just finished Molten Core a few hours ago, and I just got these healing potions from my best friend's house. The buff hasn't expired yet!"

"They don't care! Miyu needs maximum redundancy! The most comprehensive protection! Don't you understand, you stinky blondie..."

Li Meiyu quickly pressed the power button.

Before he could agree, she dragged him into the online save file, put her hands on her hips, and confidently gave orders, leaning in close and commanding:

"Hurry up, go mine glowstone in the Nether, and find a brewing stand in the Nether fortress! Fill your inventory with healing potions as soon as possible so you can go do that stupid quest in peace!"

"But……"

"Stop with the 'buts,' what are you babbling about? Hurry up and go gather the ingredients for brewing the potion, you idiot, you smelly blondie!"

After the Kun hour.

Jiang Ling rubbed her sore neck and called Koizumi Aoyama back: "Uh, Uncle Aoyama, please send me the details of the mission."

"Okay! I'll send you the information right away!"

Koizumi Aoyama, who had been on edge all morning, finally breathed a sigh of relief. After thinking for a moment, he chuckled and joked:

"Xiao Ling, why does your voice sound a little weak?"

Jiang Ling: ……

"Oh right, I forgot to tell you something."

Koizumi Aoyama suddenly remembered something and added:

"Just a few seconds ago, headquarters said they wanted to send a new recruit over to get some experience. He's also the son of an old acquaintance of mine."

"How about you bring her along too?"

Jiang Ling: ...?

"Male or female?"

"The girl was specially recruited into the 749th Bureau right after starting university. Hmm... she's very cute, quirky, and about the same height as Shen Yue..."