Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

【Equipment - Lucky Doll】

[Description: An ordinary cotton doll, its appearance can be changed at will. By writing someone's birth date and name on the doll, it can be teleported to that person regardless of distance, continuously bringing them good luck.]

[Side effect: When the misfortune becomes too strong, the doll will shatter and negate one fatal misfortune.]

[Note: Once you choose the doll's appearance, it cannot be changed!]

In the video, a small figure is wrapped in a fluffy silk quilt.

Li Meiyu only showed half of her face, her bangs were a little messy, her bright almond eyes were covered with a layer of lingering mist, and she pouted aggrievedly.

"What are you doing? Why aren't you with Kexin? Go stay with her... What are you doing here looking for Meiyu?"

Her voice, still tinged with sobs, was like that of a helpless, timid child, tears streaming down her face. "Miyu is so far away from you... whatever you do, Miyu can't control it... please go quickly..."

The words were full of resentful complaints, yet they also concealed an unconcealable sadness and helplessness.

Xiao Meiyu threw a tantrum like a wronged woman in her boudoir, tears streaming down her face, looking helpless like a victim who had just learned that his wife had been brutally assaulted.

Jiang Ling said softly, "Miyu..."

"snort!"

Li Meiyu raised her small fist and lightly punched the phone camera, muttering a curse under her breath:

"I'll beat you to death, you stinky blondie...you pervert, you even went after Kexin, doing this kind of thing with her so early in the morning..."

Jiang Ling didn't say anything to comfort her.

Instead, she took out a snow-white cotton doll that looked like a puppet, gently bit her fingertip, and wrote Meiyu's birth date and name on the doll's bottom.

The cotton doll's appearance changed accordingly, gradually transforming into a simple yet chibi-style version that resembled Jiang Ling.

On the other side, Miyu, who was wiping away tears with her head down, suddenly felt something soft gently touch the back of her head.

She turned her head and her eyes met the button eyes of the "Jiang Ling style" cotton doll.

"Huh?"

"This thing is called a lucky doll. It will follow you wherever you are and bring you good luck," Jiang Ling said with a smile as she dried her hair with a towel.

"Miyu, if you're unhappy, just treat him like I am and beat him up."

doki～doki～doki～

If just moments ago there was a lingering, unyielding sadness and bitterness in my heart, then now, receiving this magical little gift that suddenly appeared across distance...

All the frustration and sadness have flown away.

"How...how did you send it over from a distance?" Li Meiyu's expression changed from gloomy to sunny. She stopped crying and curiously poked the head of the cotton doll, Xiao Jiangling.

"This is called the miracle of love," Jiang Ling chuckled.

"Pah~," Li Meiyu stuck out her tongue, hugging Xiao Jiangling, "If it really is a miracle of love, why don't you travel through time yourself and then hug Lady Meiyu?"

"I'll definitely do it next time..."

"Hmph~ I'm not talking to you anymore..."

"Huh?"

"Wait, wait, Miyu will give you one too, a surprise, right..."

beep...

The video call was disconnected, and then the phone rang outside.

As soon as Kexin answered the phone, Meiyu's voice came through.

"Kexin, put on your Bluetooth earphones..."

Then came a rustling sound, presumably Kexin taking off one of her hearing aids and putting on headphones.

Jiang Ling was curious and listened carefully.

With his hearing.

He could concentrate and hear what the two were talking about even with headphones on.

"Kexin, I...I'll tell you what to do to make your boyfriend submit..."

"Eh? Okay, okay! You're so kind, Miyu!" Kexin's voice was full of trust and gratitude.

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

"No, Kexin...you're all about the cute style, don't wear those risqué clothes."

Jiang Ling stepped out of the bathroom and saw Ke Xin dressed in cute clothes.

"Well, if it were you, he... cough cough, boys usually like to lie on someone's lap as a pillow."

……

Under Miyu's full power transfer.

Even though Kexin is Xiao Chunu, her combat power is comparable to that of the battle-hardened Lady Meiyu, and she has at least 80% of Lady Meiyu's power... a full 250,000 combat power!

In addition, there's the characteristic of a loli mom.

Jiang Ling just wanted to shout three times: Mommy is the best! Mommy is the best! Mommy is the best!

Ouyang Kexin had rested well, closed her eyes contentedly, and said softly and hoarsely in a sweet voice:

"Miyu... thank you."

"Um...no, you're welcome. Just be careful...I'll really hang up now, you should get some rest."

"Um!"

hang up the phone.

In the tea room on the other side, Li Meiyu took a deep breath and then slowly exhaled.

She looked down at the cotton doll she was holding tightly, and suddenly noticed something, her cheeks flushing slightly.

It's actually dry...

"How strange..." she muttered softly, burying her face in the doll's soft fabric, "While teaching Kexin... I feel nervous myself..."

"I don't want to think about it anymore, I'm going to sleep!"

Li Meiyu shook her head, too lazy to think about strange things, and fell asleep while holding the little Jiang Ling doll.

……

The next morning.

After taking Kexin home, we ate breakfast made by Kexin's mom at a ramen shop.

Jiang Ling carried the utterly dejected Yuan Erqingzi to the bathroom, plopped down on the toilet, picked up the cat, and asked:

"I see you have a lot to say."

"Kexin... we're really together now..." Yuan Erqingzi struggled weakly for a moment.

"We've been together for a while now; last night was just the final step."

"Aaaaaah! Stop talking... You... you perverted lolicon! Kexin is still so young..."

"Thank you for the compliment. Also, Kexin has come of age."

"..."

"Turn me back."

Jiang Ling thought for a moment and asked, "Would you like to have a body that belongs solely to you, but can also return to Yuan Qingzi's body at any time?"

"Huh?!?" Genji Kiyoko scoffed upon hearing this.

"I'd love to, but I doubt only a god could do that..."

【Paperbox Knight: Saint Lord Form!】

[The bronze tiger head: dividing yin and yang, good and evil.]

With a flash of white light, in Genji Kiyoko's astonished gaze...

The cat and the catgirl split into two, forming two bodies: a cat and a human.

The unconscious Kiyoko Minamoto lay on the ground.

It will take some time for the primary personality to recover.

"Hmm...do you have a name?" Jiang Ling asked the cat, looking down at it.

"Yuan... Erqingzi." Yuan Erqingzi stared wide-eyed at the main personality lying on the floor.

"Alright, Genjiro, I have a favor to ask you," Jiang Ling said with a faint smile.

"Now, you possess half of Gen Kiyoko's strength, roughly... below the Purple Robe, and your soul and body no longer conflict, allowing you to use spiritual power."

"As long as you don't touch Gen Kiyoko on your own initiative, or I take back the power of separation, you can continue to exist in the form of a cat."

"This form is more convenient, so I need you to do something for me."

"What...thing?" Genji Kiyoko swallowed hard.

At first, Genji Kiyoko thought that once he regained his spiritual power, he would beat the blond-haired guy to a pulp.

But now, his first move is to separate the soul from the consciousness.

Even the legendary Yellow-Robed Immortal Master would find it difficult to accomplish this.

He did it with ease.

If she still dares to breathe on it, what's the difference between that and turning on the light in the toilet?

Haha, it's not just men who can be flexible; women can be just as adaptable as men...

"Protect Kexin for me in secret," Jiang Ling's request was simple and clear.

After all, without fragments of pure love, we must prepare protective measures for the girls, just like the ghost bodyguard assigned to Youyou.

Now, he's going to get Kexin a cat bodyguard too.

"this one?"

"Yes, always by my side."

Leave the ramen shop.

He rode his Honda R home, settled comfortably into the beanbag chair, took out his phone, and planned to ask Teacher Aikun for another day off.

However, at that moment, two messages from Shen Yue arrived.

Shen Yue: [It's time to buy things this week, come to the lab...]

Shen Yue: [By the way, Yan Youyou is here too. Who would you like to help you get it?]

PS: Hagi Jiang still owes other big names a total of six bonus chapters... I will update them slowly.

There will be another chapter later.