Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

The birth of Genji Kiyoko.

It all started when Gen Kiyoko first awakened her Yin-Yang Eyes.

Ten years ago, on a summer night, young Ke Ling and Ke Xin found a strange doll and brought it home.

Then, in the dead of night.

Gen Kiyoko got up to pee, and while washing her hands, she glanced up at the mirror.

Sudden.

The doll that was originally in the living room suddenly appeared behind her, emitting a strange giggle.

"Hehehe~ I'll kill you..."

The shock of seeing a ghost left her mind blank, activating the "yin-yang eyes" hidden deep within her blood.

At the same time, she was born, and then casually destroyed the ghost doll that called itself "Hina Mustard Seed".

—An independent consciousness, yet it inherited all the memories of the original personality.

—Different personalities, but equally deep love for family.

—She can do everything the main personality can do, and she can also do things the main personality cannot do.

Sometimes, Genji Kiyoko would think.

What was the purpose of my birth?

It's just training day after day, year after year.

Will you provide free enhancements to "Gen Kiyoko's" strength and then protect the main personality at crucial moments?

Or is it serving as the "idle cultivation tool" of the main personality, diligently increasing spiritual power while she eats, drinks, plays, sleeps, and plays games?

She had also watched Naruto.

In the series, the Hyuga family uses the term "Caged Bird" to distinguish between the main family and the branch family. Many times, she feels like Hyuga Neji, while the dominant personality is Hyuga Hinata.

He clearly has more talent...

Even though I am much stronger...

I clearly worked harder...

But they choose to remain behind the scenes, dedicating themselves wholeheartedly to being a supporting character.

She asked herself, "A caged bird? When will it fly?"

The answer is that you can fly anytime.

To leave the "cage," one must find a fresh corpse whose soul has just dissipated and then take half of the original body's soul.

But she can't.

What if she doesn't know she's gone, and her silly main personality is in danger again?

Sister Meizi, Kexin, Keling...

What would they think of a complete stranger who claims to be "another sister/aunt"?

Therefore, she remained silent, taking care of the impulsive Gen Kiyoko, and the time she truly had control over her body was very short and brief.

Right here, right now, I've been tricked by that blond bastard and turned into a cat.

This was the first time that Genji Kiyoko had controlled this body for more than two hours.

"Hey~ Eat up, I accidentally made an extra portion." Jiang Ling poured the extra lunch for Meiyu into the metal basin and pushed it in front of the cat.

"Meow! Meow meow meow meow! (Damn it! Give me a straight answer, when are you going to turn me back into a human?)" Genji Kiyoko angrily swatted at her paws, refusing to touch her egg, beef and bacon lunch.

What if he poisoned it?

"What's the rush? I'll turn you back after my date with my girlfriend tonight," Jiang Ling said, looking down and replying to her phone message with one hand.

"Meow meow meow~ (Hehe, a man like you actually has a girlfriend? That's hilarious)."

Genji Kiyoko twitched his beard, a mocking expression appearing on his cute cat-like face.

"Of course I have a girlfriend."

Jiang Ling didn't even look up, replying to messages while eating her fried rice:

"I'm chatting with my sweet and delicious girlfriend right now~ You have to come with me this afternoon."

"Meow meow meow... Hmm? Meow meow meow?! (My little girlfriend... Wait, you bastard! The girlfriend you're talking about isn't Rin-chan, is it?)", Genji Kiyoko recalled what had happened not long ago.

She saw it with her own eyes—her little niece was eating the same cookie as him!

Although it was a game punishment.

But she had a vague feeling that her niece seemed to have feelings for him that went a little bit beyond those for her brother.

"Meow meow meow!!"

"It's not Ke Ling. I've already said I only see her as a younger sister," Jiang Ling said calmly.

"(Meow?) Really?"

"Of course, I don't lie to people, and I certainly don't lie to cats."

Genji Kiyoko stared at him for a long time before she could barely believe it and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as it's not Ke Ling... anything is negotiable.

Ha ha.

I don't know if that foolish woman was blind.

She actually fell for that seemingly glamorous but secretly twisted blond guy!

Anyway, if I were that girl's elder, I wouldn't allow her to have even the slightest chance of falling in love with that perverted blond guy, even if I broke his leg.

"Hmm... never mind, no need for a leash, just a tag will do."

Unable to find the leash, Jiang Ling simply rummaged through the cabinet and pulled out the ring-shaped ornament she wore around her neck.

—As for where it came from?

The answer is that it was bought by Miyu-chan, a little prop used to cultivate her feelings with a certain stinky blond guy late at night.

Now that Miyu is gone, let's use her on Kiyoko.

Front view: [The Stupid Yellow-Haired Pet]

Back side: [for Jiang Ling]

There's also a notch for hanging small bells, which make them jingle when hung up.

There's no need to hang the small bell; just swap the front and back of the tag.

It becomes a perfectly acceptable pet collar.

"Sigh, I never imagined that Miyu and I would end up having such a wild time together without even realizing it..."

Seeing an object reminds me of someone.

The image of the silly little imp covering her face in shame and indignation, letting the bells ring out, flashed before my eyes again.

"Hmph... Only once... I just bought it on a whim, it wasn't something I prepared on purpose... It's because I'm definitely going to get a pet in the future..."

"Pah~ You perverted, smelly blond guy, Miyu-sama... I-I won't bark~ If anyone's going to bark, it'll be you barking at Miyu-sama..."

Within minutes, a faint and strange dog barking was heard...

Then, for several late nights.

The sound of the bell kept Lan Xinlan awake.

He had dark circles under his eyes and looked like he was crying in broad daylight.

It's ridiculous, even nine out of ten.

Jiang Ling personally put the collar around the cat's neck, ruffled her fluffy head, and said with a smile:

"This is one of my treasures. I'm leaving it with you for now. If you lose it, I'll beat you up."

Genji Kiyoko: ...

That's enough, I can bear it and think it through!

As Granny Li said, to master unparalleled martial arts, one must endure pain that ordinary people cannot bear...

I will tolerate him and let him be, and in the end, I will take back the dignity I lost tenfold or even a hundredfold.

Things change every thirty years, so don't underestimate a cat's poverty!

……

After half an hour.

In the afternoon, the sun was shining brightly.

The streets of Akihabara are bustling with people, and the colorful signs and pedestrians dressed in various cosplay outfits create a magnificent scene of anime and manga culture.

At the entrance of the large cat café we had arranged to meet, I saw the familiar little cutie.

Ouyang Kexin had clearly dressed up carefully.

She wore a cute light blue sweatshirt, a knee-length skirt, lace stockings that hugged her slender calves, and round-toed leather shoes.

She wore her signature high ponytail with slightly curled ends, her face showing a mix of trepidation and anticipation as she eagerly awaited her turn.

"Yo~ Kexin!" Jiang Ling greeted her with a smile.

"Brother A-Jiang~", seeing the familiar cardboard headgear.

Ouyang Kexin ran over and buried herself in her good brother's arms, rubbing against him like a puppy waiting for its owner to return home.

at the same time.

The white ragdoll cat perched on Jiang Ling's shoulder, its beautiful brown eyes wide open, its sharp claws tearing through his clothes.

"Meow? Meow meow!? (Eh... Kexin?!)"

"Meow! Meow! (How could it be Kexin! How could it be Kexin?! ...

Genji Kiyoko let out a sharp cracking sound and almost fell headfirst to the ground.

The blond-haired guy wasn't lying to her.

The person who came was indeed not her niece Ke Ling; the blind woman she had mocked was her eldest niece Ouyang Ke Xin!

The sky is falling... The sky is falling!!!

"Meow—! (You blond bastard, I'll kill you!)"