Douluo Continent: Kunxu Descends, Second-Player Players Are Stunned

Chapter 41 Yu Xiaogang: I Want to Be a Live-in Husband?

"Snapped!"

A father's slap will always be loud.

No matter how eloquent Yu Xiaogang was, she couldn't stop her father's loving education.

Yu Yuanzhen was so angry he developed Parkinson's disease: "You unfilial son! Did I not give you enough gold soul coins? The amount is less than 30,000, and you're still being stingy. If outsiders hear about this, they'll think my Blue Lightning Tyrant Sect has gone bankrupt!"

"You don't know the cost of firewood and rice until you're in charge of the household," Yu Xiaogang retorted softly.

In this world, money reigns supreme. How can he defy fate if he doesn't save money?

"Your Dam! *smack*"

Yu Yuanzhen delivered another powerful slap to Yu Xiaogang's slit, this time with even greater force. Blood trickled from the corner of Yu Xiaogang's mouth. "You tricked a young girl who had lost her parents into taking out a loan to buy you medicine! Where is your face?! How could I have given birth to such a piece of trash?!"

"Yu Xiaogang, you've completely disgraced your old man!"

When Qian Xunji arrived after hearing the news, she just heard the crisp and pleasant sound of a slap.

"Hiss, Old Dragon's got a bit of a temper!"

Since discovering that Yu Xiaogang had reopened, Qian Xunji planned to release Bibi Dong to roam freely.

With the debt contract in hand, Bibi Dong absolutely cannot cause any trouble!

As for Yu Xiaogang—how could a pure-blooded waste possibly change the world?

Do whatever you want!

Unexpectedly, the combined destructive power of these two was so astonishing that it turned the entire Blue Lightning Tyrant Sect into a laughing stock across the continent.

Currently, there is only one hot topic in the entire Douluo Continent—

Shocking! A genius girl with twin martial souls is keeping the young master of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Clan as a sugar daddy?

Everyone believed that Yu Xiaogang tricked Bibi Dong into taking out a loan to support him.

This completely humiliated Yu Yuanzhen.

As Qian Xunji was pondering when he should go in, the old teacher who was waiting outside rushed up to him and knelt down.

"Your Holiness, I beg you, please let Bibi Dong be transferred to another class! I have an eighty-year-old mother who is bedridden, and a three-year-old baby crying for milk. My performance simply cannot withstand such treatment!"

"Who are you?"

"My surname is Ban, my given name is Chu Ren, and I am Bibi Dong's homeroom teacher."

The abstract name caused Qian Xunji's brain circuits to briefly freeze for two seconds.

Is Ban Churen Bibi Dong's homeroom teacher?

Xiuer, is that you?

"What a unique nickname you've chosen."

"It's all my mother's fault. When she was pregnant with me, she didn't know whether she slept with my first or second father. In the end, we could only combine the surnames of the three men."

The old teacher's remark once again caused Qian Xunji's CPU to burn out.

Big daddy? Second father? One maid serving two husbands?

Isn't Douluo Continent a male-oriented novel?

After an awkward silence, Qian Xunji forced himself to say, "Your mother is in great health!"

He casually turned on his personal computer to check out the old man's family background—

His birth mother, Ban Shuyi, is a Soul Emperor; his eldest father, Chu Qing, is a Soul Sect Master; and his second father, Ren Feixue, is a Soul Venerable.

A very typical family where the woman is stronger than the man.

According to the tradition of Douluo Kunxu, only the strong can have multiple spouses.

Clearly, Ban Shuyi is the strong woman in the family and has the right to have three husbands and four lovers.

The moment I finished reading the information, the wrinkles in my brain seemed to be smoothed out by the Siberian cold wave.

"As expected of Douluo Kunxu, where strong men have three wives and four concubines, and strong women have three husbands and four lovers. Isn't this a kind of alternative gender equality?"

Qian Xunji sighed inwardly, his mischievous thoughts surfacing again.

They say a leopard can't change its spots.

Yu Xiaogang, that guy, says he's in a spiritual relationship with his cousin, but his brother is anything but honest.

If they could start over, Qian Xunji didn't believe that this short-haired guy would give up on Liu Erlong!

"At the next sect meeting, besides discussing matters related to qualification certificates, I can also add a few new certificates, such as the Strongest Person Certificate and the Soul Master Certificate. Only certificate holders will be entitled to special privileges!"

"A piece of trash like Yu Xiaogang, who's a once-in-a-millennium gem, doesn't deserve to have women on both sides! If she dares, the fine for not having a license—hehe~"

In Douluo Kunxu, the most heinous thing is imposing fines!

At best, thousands or tens of thousands of gold soul coins will be deducted; at worst, the loan amount will be completely wiped out!

A sly smile crept across Qian Xunji's lips as she patted her teacher's shoulder, comforting him, "Transferring classes can easily make the child overthink things. How about this: if Bi Bi Dong improves, it'll be considered good teaching; if he regresses, the academy won't hold you responsible. What do you say?"

How could the teacher possibly refuse such a good deal that guarantees a minimum standard of living regardless of drought or flood!

"Thank you, Pope! Your Holiness is merciful!"

The old man's voice wasn't loud, but that didn't stop Yu Yuanzhen from eavesdropping.

Knowing that His Holiness the Pope was about to enter, Yu Yuanzhen grabbed his son's hair, pinched Yu Xiaogang's face hard with his thumb and forefinger, and slapped him hard several times on the spot where there were no five-finger marks!

"With your pathetic appearance, you dare to lay a finger on the Spirit Hall's prodigy? Don't you even take a piss and look at yourself? That girl, at seven years old, has already reached level 17 in spirit power! And you?"

Before he could finish his rant, Qian Xunji entered and stopped him. He grasped Yu Yuanzhen's hand and gestured for his subordinates to bring him a cup of fresh Longjing tea.

"Brother Yu, don't be angry! I see the child has extraordinary bones; he's destined to become a great man!"

Yu Xiaogang gave Qian Xunji a complicated look.

In his past life, he and Dong'er were together, but Qian Xunji tried every means to stop them.

In this life, because he was still young, Qian Xunji actually forgave him.

What a cruel twist of fate!

However, even if Qian Xunji pretends to say nice things, he will not forget the humiliation of his past life!

Yu Yuanzhen scoffed, "Him? He's lucky to be able to marry into Bibi Dong's family as her legal husband!"

It wasn't that he looked down on Yu Xiaogang.

No matter how powerful the Blue Lightning Tyrant Clan is, Yu Xiaogang must still abide by the order of this continent.

If the weak can marry the strong at will, then what is the point of the strong becoming strong?

Qian Xunji: Bro, I've tried so hard to stop you from courting death, why won't you listen?

If you keep babbling, the first thing this crazy couple will do after becoming Super Douluo will definitely be to destroy the Blue Lightning Tyrant Clan!

There are too many fake people in Douluo Continent. Yu Yuanzhen can barely be considered a normal person. Qian Xunji doesn't want him to die for no reason.

"Children don't understand the value of money, so it's normal for them to cause a little trouble. Your child knows his talent for cultivation isn't great, yet he found a powerful wife at such a young age. Doesn't that prove he has foresight?"

Having told so many nonsense stories, Chihiro felt no shame whatsoever when he started spouting rubbish.

"Besides, isn't the rule of this world that the strong support the weak? You're planning to have him marry into Bibi Dong's family, so isn't it only natural that Bibi Dong would support his cultivation?"

Yu Xiaogang: Is that how it can be explained?

"Father, His Holiness the Pope said—"

"Shut up!" Yu Yuanzhen shouted sternly. Adults are just arguing, what right does a child have to interrupt!

"Do you really think it's honorable to be supported by a woman after marrying into the family? If you want money from your wife, you have to accept that she has multiple husbands. If you want her all to yourself, you can't depend on her; you have to make her depend on you!"

How does the wife depend on you?

"You have money, you can send money!"

Yu Xiaogang's mind went blank for a few seconds, and she couldn't react for a moment.

When the woman is rich and the man is poor, the man becomes a son-in-law.

When the man is rich and the woman is poor, the woman becomes a live-in son-in-law?

No, what is a live-in daughter-in-law anyway?