Douluo Continent: Kunxu Descends, Second-Player Players Are Stunned

"I am an orphan!"

Luckin Coffee shouted and showed the certificate that Qian Xunji had helped them obtain.

"I don't have a father, she's lying."

Those who had initially felt sympathy for Bibi Dong instantly changed their expressions, looking at her with a sinister gaze.

Bibi Dong cracked open.

Damn it, how did I end up running into an orphan?

"I was mistaken. The people who bought the medicine should have been the chubby boy's family."

These three kids are setting up a stall together; their families must know each other, right?

Unexpectedly, Xuebingcheng also showed his proof: "I am also an orphan."

Before Bibi Dong could even bite off the last one, Zhengxin also produced proof.

"Uh, actually, I'm an orphan too."

Did I mess up an orphanage?

Bibi Dong was stunned. Sixty years of survival experience vanished in an instant, and her long-lost conscience suddenly ached. She even wanted to slap herself.

I'm so damn stupid!

At his advanced age, he actually harbored evil intentions towards three helpless orphans.

"sorry."

"I do not accept your apology." Luckin looked at her coldly, subtly taking a few steps back, as if afraid that Bibi Dong's foolishness would taint his wisdom. "The apology of the weak is not worthy of being heard by the strong!"

"Only when you become a Soul Master will you be qualified to speak to me!"

You wicked brat, you deserve a beating!

Bibi Dong bit her lip, tears welling in her eyes: "Actually, I'm an orphan too. Would you be willing to be my brothers?"

"Foolish sister, if you admit your foolishness, I might consider it."

As soon as Luckin Coffee finished speaking, Xue Bingcheng and Zhengxin turned their backs and covered their mouths to chuckle.

You're stupid! Your whole family is stupid!

Bibi Dong took a deep breath, trying to calm herself down: "Brother, I was foolish."

"Where are you being stupid?" Luckin Coffee laughed, a playful smirk playing on his lips.

Bibi Dong cracked open.

What? There's more to this story?

She lowered her head. "Please enlighten me, brother."

"If you don't realize how stupid you are, it means you're hopelessly stupid!"

Luckin Coffee proudly declared, "I've thought it through, I don't want you to be my sister!"

With things turned out this way, how could Bibi Dong not know that she had been tricked by the evil little devil!

"When I become the student council president, I'm going to lock you all in a secret room and make you produce food every day, and make you explode with gold coins!" Bibi Dong left angrily. She couldn't sell black medicine outside the library, but couldn't she sneak into the noble dormitory area to sell medicine?

If this place won't keep me, there are plenty of other places that will!

Luckin Coffee chuckled and pulled its partners together to promote and sell the three-piece set.

"Welcome to the 'Three Musketeers of Food' stall! Don't miss it! New customers get a discount: buy five, get one free!"

……

Bibi Dong was powerless against the three culinary masters whose intelligence far surpassed that of the Love Continent.

But she handled the group of kids who were under twelve years old with ease.

"Sister Mu, my uncle developed a special potion that allows Soul Masters to absorb Soul Rings beyond their level, but it caught the attention of bad guys selling counterfeit drugs, and my parents were implicated as well..."

"Brother Lin, I heard that your nemesis, Young Master Hua, has taken a special potion and plans to absorb a thousand-year-old spirit ring to break through to become a Great Spirit Master with a second thousand-year-old spirit ring. Should I inquire about it for you?"

"Young Master Hua, Young Master Lin..."

Young Master Hua: "Give me some medicine!"

"Aaaaah! Someone come quick, unlock the Dragon-Binding Lock! It hurts, it hurts so much!"

"Young Master, please relax!"

Even through the door, Bibi Dong could hear Hua Ershao's wails.

Having lived for sixty years and seen countless storms, Bibi Dong still felt helpless and even a little ashamed to speak out when faced with this situation.

But more than anything, it's the thrill hidden beneath the yandere personality.

Is bondage really that pleasurable? Would my anus like it?

……

One short story after another. A week before the start of the school year, Bibi Dong had already saved up tens of thousands of gold soul coins as her foundation for the soul path. Based on her understanding of soul beasts, she chose an 800-year-old Earth Demon Spider and obtained her first soul ring!

Of course, cultivation is not always smooth sailing.

The days of drug trials are not pleasant!

After breaking through to the Soul Master level, Bibi Dong chose to refine three-thousand-year-old fresh whale glue, nearly having her meridians ruptured by the medicinal power. If it weren't for Yue Guan and the Ghostly Guardian, she estimated she would have had to recuperate in her dormitory for almost half a month.

Of course, there were also gains.

The enhancement of physical fitness by whale glue has reached its limit. Bibi Dong no longer needs to eat this sticky, fishy-smelling, light yellow gel that burns with every bite!

At this point, Qian Xunji had obtained enough sample data to calculate the lifespan of the whale glue consumed by Soul Warriors and Soul Masters, as well as the strengthening effects of the whale glue...

"Tathagata, you've come back to life!"

Qian Xunji arrived in the secret realm with a large bag of snacks, asking his old friend for a favor.

Upon reaching the vicinity of the pool, he saw a group of ferocious beasts diligently sowing seeds, tending to their offspring while instructing them: "You little flowers and grasses, all of you, work hard to cultivate!"

"Only those who become strong within the clan are qualified to be gardeners. Those whose cultivation level doesn't meet the standard will all become medicinal herbs for alchemy!"

As they walked closer, Qian Xunji saw a large wooden sign with a map painted on it, indicating various areas.

Near the Ice and Fire Pool, areas with Life Arrays are Heaven-level areas, areas without Life Arrays are Earth-level areas, the land near the River of Life is Profound-level areas, and areas far from the Ice and Fire Pool and the River of Life are Yellow-level areas.

Currently, all immortal herbs are cultivating in the Earth-level region, while ordinary herbs are cultivating in the Profound-level region.

When Tuoshegudi saw Qianxunji arrive, he warmly introduced him to the new rules of the botanical garden.

"From now on, these immortal herbs will be eliminated according to the survival of the fittest among their clans! Every ten years, I will review the quantity and quality of the clans. The top three clans will have their prodigies enter the Heavenly Realm to cultivate and become the next generation of gardeners; the bottom-ranked clans will be exiled to the next level of territory."

"Little Fire, you're so smart!"

Qian Xunji couldn't help but chuckle; even when they were treated like grass, there was still internal competition.

If a person loses the lottery, at worst they'll be reduced to a beast of burden.

The straw roll lost and was directly turned into a pill!

That's terrible!

Qian Xunji looked towards the ordinary herb area, and a sentence inexplicably popped into his mind—

Immortal herbs rely on genetics, while ordinary herbs rely on mutation.

"Xiao Huo, I previously asked you to use whale glue as the main ingredient to refine body-refining potions. You asked me to collect more data, and I have finished collecting it. Take a look, and if there are any problems, I will fix them immediately."

As he spoke, he shoved the snack gift bag into the hands of Tuoshegudi.

Tuoshegudi opened a bag of potato chips, snacking while looking at the data: "It's quite detailed. I'm confident I can formulate a version suitable for Soul Masters and Soul Warriors! If I have more time, I should be able to deduce a version suitable for Great Soul Masters to Soul Emperors."

"Okay." Qian Xunji took out a pile of whale glue from his soul tool and threw it on the ground. "The materials are here. If you need more, come to me."

"If possible, you should develop as many flavors as possible, such as peach, pear, orange, strawberry... Flavored medicines can sell for more money than the original flavor."

Realizing there were no fruit trees in the secret realm, Qian Xunji simply kept all the seeds given away by the sign-in mini-program and let the gardeners plant them.

"OK." Emperor Tuoshe snapped his fingers, and a group of ferocious beasts immediately rushed forward, took the seeds, and headed to the Xuan-level area to plant them.

"Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower and Fiery Apricot Blossom, you two stay here to refine whale glue. From today onwards, you will both learn alchemy from me!"

Alchemy!

The other immortal herbs were filled with envy, and the usually arrogant Youxiang Qiluo immediately slid down to her knees: "Godfather and Godmother, please accept my humble bow!"