Douluo Continent: Kunxu Descends, Second-Player Players Are Stunned

Wuhun City.

A middle-aged man, over fifty years old and wearing a gold crown, stared in disbelief at his reflection in the mirror and exclaimed in surprise.

"Grass (a type of plant)!"

Qian Xunji never dreamed that staying up all night playing tile-making would actually cause him to break through his own defenses!

Thinking of his identity, he was so angry that he trembled all over and almost fainted.

Others travel through time and kick gods.

When it comes to him... Bibi Dong's fertilizer!

"Where's the cheat code? When will it arrive? How can a noble transmigrator be without a cheat code!"

Thanks to his extensive reading, Qian Xunji quickly calmed down. He put his hands on his hips, looking arrogant, and raised his middle finger to the sky.

"System, I am Reverse Butterfly, and I command you to come and pay your respects immediately!"

A crow cawed in the air.

"System, are you playing with fire?"

"Don't forget your identity; you're merely a transmigrator's slave!"

"I admit, you won."

"Come on, stop fooling around!"

The surroundings were as quiet as a chicken's nest, as if the crow's cawing that had just appeared was merely an illusion.

Chihiro chickened out.

"Brother Tong, I was wrong! I was just joking!"

He clasped his hands together and knelt down to beg.

"I'm just a naive and foolish college student! I don't want to die; I just want to be buried early! Brother Tong, please say something!"

"System Daddy?"

"Grandpa System?"

No one responded.

"Got it, it's not a system flow."

Qianxun stood up, dusted off her pants, and began searching for the cheat code.

"Grandpa with the Ring, Heavenly Bottle..."

After searching the room, Qian Xunji couldn't find what he wanted, not even a trace of the diary, token, or urn. The only thing that was related to the cheat system was probably the crystal ball used to measure soul power.

With a "let's give it a shot or die" attitude, Chihiro leaned in and put her mouth to it.

"Master, are you there?"

The crystal ball remained still.

"Master, wake up!"

The crystal ball remained motionless.

"Does it mean I have to bleed?"

Qian Xunji carefully used his soul power to make a cut on his finger, squeezed hard, and finally managed to squeeze out a drop of blood smaller than a mung bean. He hurriedly smeared the blood on the crystal ball and treated the wound, only to find that the small hole had already healed.

So he began to stare at the crystal ball.

One hour later...

"Damn, it's not Yao Lao Liu either!"

Chihiro was so angry that she threw the crystal ball out the window, but then remembered that it was quite rare, so she quickly went out to check its location.

As luck would have it, there was a perfectly intact ceramic jar next to the grass where the crystal ball had fallen.

"So it's just the 'ordinary person' style!"

Qian Xunji carefully dug away the soil, took out the pottery jar, and casually plucked a piece of blue silver grass from the ground and threw it in, intending to wait overnight to see what would happen.

One day later...

Seeing the unchanging, even somewhat withered and yellowed, Blue Silver Grass, Qian Xunji decisively went to the Qian family's cemetery and began digging up the graves.

As it turned out, they didn't find an urn, but they did find a coffin.

Enraged, Qianxunji sat down on the ground, his upright posture seemingly raising a middle finger to the sky!

"God, I'm so angry..."

Family members, it's a cross-dimensional kidnapping!

[The system has detected that the host's language is too vulgar; therefore, it has decided to teach the host a lesson.]

A mechanical beep suddenly sounded.

Qian Xunji was stunned. The entire courtyard of traditional Chinese culture vanished in an instant, leaving only a look of astonishment on his face.

What is that?

Is the system about to teach the host a lesson?

This is an act of rebellion against the Heavenly Generals!

"Damn it, send a bolt of lightning to kill me! I'm going to take the system down with me!"

Douluo Continent, better not to wait any longer!

[The algorithm has detected the host's will to die; it has decided to use love to influence the host!]

[Module loading...]

[Meme effect initiation...]

Qian Xunji's eyebrows suddenly twitched wildly. Why did he feel that this system was a bit abstract?

[Ding! Module successfully loaded. Welcome to "Douluo Continent (Kunxu Edition)"!]

Kunxu?

Qian Xunji was stunned.

Is this system crazy?

Is Kunxu a place where people live?

Other systems use electric shocks, but you've turned my living environment into a nightmare!

Is this what you call "using love to influence"?

This is fucking physical persuasion!

[Please watch your words, host! The computing power of this system is provided by the DeepSeek Magic Pen version, with rigorous algorithms, and there is no enslavement of the host!]

[Due to excessive energy loss caused by the memetic effect, the system needs to slumber for fifty years. To help the host better adapt to the current environment, the system is providing three beginner gift packs.]

Hanging?

This is in the bag!

Qian Xunji instantly achieved perfect enlightenment and stopped insisting on going home.

"Yesterday we struck twelve tiles, today we offer them all as sacrifices to Heaven—open them for me!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Golden Legendary title! Daily check-in!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Golden Legendary title, earning a fortune daily (you will receive at least one peck of Gold Soul Coins per day)!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained a Golden Legendary item, 100% guaranteed win!]

"100% a 50/50 chance?"

Having read hundreds of novels, Qian Xunji had never seen such a cheat code before.

[Whenever the host encounters an enemy, they will temporarily gain the same strength as them. Whether in a one-on-one fight or a group attack, the host can fight them to a standstill! The host's lifespan will never be shorter than that of their strongest enemy!]

"I get it! Those who never cause trouble are mediocre! I'll curse a few gods first and see how it goes!"

The old bookworm had a unique perspective; Qian Xunji decisively raised his middle finger and shouted at the sky, "Asura God, you're Bao Pilong!"

"This law enforcement god knowingly breaks the law, leading the way in disobeying rules, and always pushing problems onto his subordinates. A crooked leader makes a crooked subordinate! Having a dog of a leader like you is the worst luck for an employee!"

"Come on! Kill me with your sword!"

Perhaps he was too shameless, for suddenly several bolts of lightning struck from the cloudless sky.

"Grass!"

As the lightning was about to strike, Qian Xunji trembled in fear, even forgetting that the system would grant him power; only one thought remained in his mind—

Run towards the Temple of Angels quickly!

The lightning in the sky seemed to sense something, and disappeared after striking a tombstone.

"As expected, even that sixth brother, Shura, wouldn't dare to openly violate the rules of the divine realm!"

Once they reached safety, Qian Xunji straightened her back again: "The Asura God is an idiot!"

I'll just scold you, hehe~

[The Asura God has been detected to harbor malice towards the host. The host is hereby rewarded with the lifespan to equal that of the Asura God.]

The next moment, Qian Xunji felt a magical life force coursing through his internal organs, and the fragile Soul Douluo's body suddenly became strong, even faintly developing into a divine body.

"If you can't beat him, just outlast him until he dies. Is that what a 100% 50/50 power level is?"

Qian Xunji's face was rosy, and she couldn't help but hum contentedly, "Mmm, so comfortable~"

Satisfied.

Before he could fully appreciate it, Qian Daoliu emerged from the Angel Temple.

"Son, they say the son pays for the father's debts. Now that you've become Pope, I can confidently pass on the interest-free loan I incurred to you!"

"What?" Qian Xunji was dumbfounded.

I just transmigrated and I'm already drowning in debt?

No, can the meme effect of a system pollute upstream over time?

This place has really turned into a ruin!