One Piece: Honey Badger Speedruns the World

The ocean is vast, with deep currents.

The Sun Pirates.

"puff!!!!"

Jinbe, the usually composed and steady "Knight of the Sea," was now completely losing his composure, spitting the tea he had just drunk all over the ground.

He stared intently at the newspaper in his hand with his round, fish-like eyes, his jaw almost smashing through the deck.

"Three...three hundred million?!"

Jinbe took a deep breath, looked into Goss's ambitious, beady eyes, and after a long while, finally let out a sigh:

"I thought it was just a casual rescue of a few lost little fish, but I never expected... that it was actually a ruthless character who challenged the Seven Warlords of the Sea as soon as he set sail."

"Boss!"

Aladdin suddenly took a step closer, his expression becoming serious and urgent, and lowered his voice to say:

"This is an opportunity."

"Hmm?" Jinbe looked at him.

"Our situation in the world is not good."

Aladdin frowned and analyzed:

"Although we're using Mother's name, we're still outsiders. We have almost no allies in the world. What if Mother is in a bad mood one day..."

Aladdin pointed to the bounty poster:

"This Goss, you saved his life! And now he's showing such monstrous potential, and he's become a guest of honor at Mom's house. If we approach him now and win him over..."

"With this powerful ally, the Sun Pirates will have a much easier time in Whole Cake Island! They might even be able to have some say in this sea!"

The deck was silent.

The crew looked at Jinbe expectantly. This was indeed an excellent political investment.

however.

Jinbe remained silent.

He sat cross-legged on the deck, arms crossed, his gaze passing over Aladdin and fixed on the distant, turbulent sea.

Aladdin.

After a long silence, Jinbe spoke slowly, his tone calm yet revealing an unwavering determination:

"unnecessary."

"Huh? Why?" Aladdin was stunned. "He owes us a favor!"

"It is precisely because of human relationships that we cannot drag him into this mess."

Jinbe shook his head, a meaningful smile appearing on his blue face:

"The world... is about to change."

"It's changed?" Aladdin asked, puzzled.

"ah."

Jinbe looked at his palm and seemed to see the smiling face of the boy in the straw hat through the lines on his hand, remembering the promise he made during the Marineford War:

"Luffy... is about to enter the New World. The storm that man stirred up will eventually sweep over here."

"I won't be staying in this world for long."

"What?!"

Aladdin and his crew were horrified.

"I have done everything I could for Fishman Island. But I have already decided that at the right time... I will settle things with Big Mom and then fulfill my promise to Mr. Ace."

Jinbe turned around, looking intently at Aladdin:

"Since we're leaving, why bother trying to win over a newcomer who's just established himself in the world?"

He picked up the 3 million yuan bounty poster, casually stuck it on the side of the ship, and laughed heartily:

"Let him make a scene! Our paths have no intersection."

"We just need to be prepared..."

Jinbe clenched his fist and looked into the distance:

"When the real change arrives, leave this place cleanly and without any ill will!"

……

100% Island, Juice Town, Juice Tower, Top-floor "Execution" SPA Room.

The air was filled with a strong, over-fermented aroma.

"Ughh ...

Mia's scream was forcibly suppressed in her throat, turning into a muffled roar.

Gyuuu——! !

A chilling sound of muscles squeezing could be heard.

Smoothie, with an indifferent expression, twisted Mia's body into a pretzel shape as if wringing out a soaking wet rag.

Dark purple blood, mixed with toxins from damaged internal organs, trickled down between Smoothie's fingers.

"Nooooo! Mia has turned into noodles!!"

Carrot looked horrified and screamed, grabbing her ears:

"It's broken! It's definitely going to break! Stop it, you long-legged monster!!"

"Shut up, little bunny."

"This woman's bones are riddled with hidden injuries left by Snag."

Smoothie didn't even lift her eyelids, her tone languid and cold:

"Without squeezing out these 'impurities,' it will be difficult for the body to return to its original state."

*Splat*

As the last drop of black blood fell, Smoothie casually flicked her wrist.

Mia was thrown onto the sofa like a piece of paper, and her body quickly filled up, miraculously the excruciating pain that had penetrated to the bone disappeared.

"Huff... huff..." Mia touched her side in shock. Although the process was like hell, her body was indeed incredibly light.

After dealing with Mia, Smoothie turned her head, her pale purple eyes coldly sweeping over Carrot, who was cowering in the corner.

"As for you..."

Carrot was so frightened that her fur stood on end, her ears perked up, and she hugged her knees tightly.

"I...I don't have any juice on me! Don't squeeze me!!"

"Hmph, who said I was going to exploit you?"

Smoothie curled her lip in disdain.

Then, she snapped her fingers.

Boom!

Two Homitz soldiers struggled to carry something in.

It was a giant carrot, a full two meters long and golden in color! As soon as I entered, a rich, sweet aroma filled the entire room.

"This...this is?!"

Carrot's nose twitched instantly, her eyes turned into starry shapes, and drool involuntarily dripped down her cheeks.

"It's so big...and smells so good!!"

"This is a specialty of the world, the 'Emperor Carrot' that only grows in the mountains behind Chocolate Town."

Smoothie stood up and grabbed the huge carrot with one hand.

That enormous object, which required two soldiers to lift, was like a wooden stick in her hands.

"Since they are 'distinguished guests,' we cannot serve them inferior beverages."

Smoothie's hand suddenly tightened.

Golden juice gushed out of the carrot like a waterfall, falling precisely into a huge crystal glass below.

The juice was crystal clear, even emitting an alluring halo under the light.

Smoothie handed over the glass of juice, which was almost as big as Carrot's upper body:

"Drink it."

Carrot took the cup with trembling hands and carefully took a sip.

grunt.

boom!!!

Carrot felt as if she were in paradise.

Countless golden carrots danced in my mind!

"Delicious!!!"

Carrot let out a blissful scream, her ears twitching wildly, and she felt like she was floating:

"It's so sweet! So fragrant! This is the best carrot juice in the world!!"

……

Half an hour later. Open-air fruit juice hot spring.

The atmosphere has changed dramatically.

Three women were soaking in a huge swimming pool that smelled of citrus.

Smoothie and Mia were holding bottles of red wine, while Carrot was holding an empty glass, licking the bottom of it with a satisfied expression.