One Piece: Honey Badger Speedruns the World

【WANTED】

[Goss]

【DEAD OR ALIVE】

[Bounty: 3 million Berries]

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【WANTED】

Mia

【DEAD OR ALIVE】

[Bounty: 210 million Berries]

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【WANTED】

[Sodon]

【DEAD OR ALIVE】

Bounty: 8800 million Berries

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【WANTED】

【Barr】

【DEAD OR ALIVE】

Bounty: 1000 million Berries

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This series of staggering figures struck the hearts of everyone present like a heavy hammer.

The air froze for a full three seconds.

A newcomer just setting sail, and their first reward is 3 million?!

And that seemingly frail female swordswoman with dual swords also starts at 2 million?

Once they went overseas, they reached the top level of the Worst Generation Supernovas!

No wonder Mom gave that order for "the highest level of courtesy".

Capone Becky, who had been standing silently in the corner, suddenly twitched his eye violently.

He stared intently at the photo of Goss frantically gnawing on the ship's hull, and with a slight squeeze of his fingers holding the cigar, he crushed it into powder.

"3 million... If I could bring this monster into my plans..."

A glint of light flashed in Becky's eyes.

However, someone was faster than him.

Swish!

A huge shadow fell over the ruins without warning.

Before Montor and Snag could react, a long, gloved hand reached into the rubble and, as if grabbing a rag doll, effortlessly scooped up the unconscious Mia and the trembling Carrot.

Everyone looked on in astonishment.

Charlotte Smoothie, one of the "Sweethearts," was seen walking away with her incredibly long legs, carrying two wounded soldiers with one hand, her expression lazy and arrogant.

"Since they are Mom's honored guests, we can't let them stay in such a dirty and messy place."

Smoothie didn't even glance at the others, her tone flat and matter-of-fact:

"I will personally escort this female crew member to the castle's juice bath for treatment."

"ha?!"

Mondor paused for a second, then flew into a rage, his hat askew, and he jumped up and down, pointing at Smoothie's retreating figure and cursing:

"Smoothie!! You cunning woman!!"

"Are you trying to take all the credit?! We found it together! Put him down!!"

Smoothie ignored him, taking a few long strides and disappearing at the end of the street, leaving only a light, fleeting sentence carried on the wind:

"Don't be so stingy, Montor. I left one for you too."

"asshole!!"

Montor was so angry he wanted to throw the book, but he couldn't stop Smoothie from being so powerful.

Now, only one "distinguished guest" remained at the scene.

All eyes instantly focused on Baal, the man with the afro who was currently lying on the ground, still confused about the situation.

Although the reward is only 1000 million, this is the only chance!

"He's mine!!"

Snag was envious. If he couldn't even get this extra credit after losing Mia and Carrot, he would really lose face in front of his mother.

He reached out with his large hand, grabbing at Baal's head with a whooshing sound:

"Come with me, kid!"

"Wait! Lord Snag!"

A low shout rang out.

Clang!

Suddenly, a sturdy iron arm of a castle appeared out of nowhere, forcefully blocking Snag's large hand.

Becky's short, stout body suddenly burst forth with astonishing speed.

The cannon door on his chest opened, and several castle arms instantly stretched out, grabbing Baal's two legs tightly and desperately dragging them into his body.

"What are you doing?! Capone Becky!"

Snag flew into a rage, grabbing Baal's head and refusing to let go: "You want to take him from me?!"

"Oh dear, don't misunderstand."

Becky, with a half-smoked cigar dangling from his mouth, forcefully pulled it back with a forced smile:

"This 'distinguished guest' was injured by the blast wave of my bomb! As the host, I should take full responsibility! My inner castle has the best medical team; entrusting them to me is the safest course of action!"

We must capture this guy! He's our only bargaining chip for dealing with that 3 million monster!

They both thought the same thing at the same time.

"Bullshit! You're just trying to curry favor with Mom!"

Snag didn't believe it at all. His arm muscles bulged, and he grabbed Baal's head, pulling him back: "He's a guest of the Charlotte family! Let go!"

"This is for Mom's safety! It's my duty as Minister of Security."

Becky wouldn't budge an inch, grabbing Baal's leg and pulling him back with all her might.

Poor Baal was stretched into a taut longbow by the two incredibly strong men.

"Ouch! O ...

Barr rolled his eyes back, his tongue lolling out, and let out a pig-like scream:

"It's broken! My back is going to break!! Anywhere... Let me see a doctor first, you bastard!!!"

……

Six Honey Island, harbor pier.

The sea breeze howled, whipping up a spray of salty, wet waves.

Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!

The three bruised and battered men were piled up neatly on the wooden planks of the dock, like trash.

At the bottom is Pokomos, who is on the verge of tears; in the middle is Thorton, the giant crocodile who is pretending to be dead with his eyes rolled back; and at the top is Gos, who is still baring his teeth and looking defiant even though he has been beaten up.

"Ouch... my bones feel like they're going to fall apart, ouch..."

Pokémon was pinned to the bottom, his sunglasses shattered on the ground, and a clear rice-shoe print was imprinted on his lion face.

Just three minutes ago, they tried to escape by rushing onto the small boat at their fastest speed ever.

However, in the face of Observation Haki that foresees the future, all their actions are like slow-motion replays.

Katakuri didn't even move a step; he just swung his mochi arm a few times, and the three of them were precisely planted in the ground.

"It's not over yet..."

With two black eyes, Goss struggled to get up from Thornton's belly.

He spat out a bloody, broken tooth, and instead of fear, his beady eyes burned with an even more intense madness:

"Again! That last one doesn't count, I lost my balance!"

"Captain! Please! Stop talking!"

The one in the middle, Thorton, was so frightened that he covered Goss's mouth with his paw, tears streaming down his face, his voice barely audible, like a mosquito's hum.

"We'll be killed..."

Katakuri stood quietly at the end of the pier, arms crossed.

His lower face, hidden by a scarf, revealed no expression; only his dark red eyes coldly surveyed the "ants."

"A pointless struggle."

Katakuri slowly raised his trident "Earth Dragon," its sharp blade gleaming with an executioner's chill in the sunlight:

"Since you don't want to come with me, taking the body back is the same thing."

Pokémon closed his eyes in despair.

Thornton was so frightened that his whole body stiffened.

Goss arched his back, letting out a low growl, preparing for a final, desperate fight.

Just then.

Puff puff puff—!

A newsbird, as if in a hurry to be reborn, screeched as it swooped down from the sky.

It didn't dare approach the man who exuded a terrifying aura, and threw down a roll of newspaper and a red wax document from a distance.

Snapped.

Katakuri caught it with ease, his movements fluid and effortless.

"Um?"

The trident in his hand stopped in mid-air.

His gaze swept across the front page of the newspaper, and the shocking number caused a slight tremor to appear in his perpetually icy eyes for the first time.

【WANTED】

[Goss]

[Bounty: 3 million Berries]

【WANTED】

[Sodon]

Bounty: 8800 million Berries

"3 million..."

Katakuri muttered to himself.