Dragon Ball: Reborn as a Saiyan, I'm even more eccentric than Goku!

Lapis retaliated with even greater force, delivering the thirty-six slaps back.

Before the beating was even over, the fat man was already bruised and swollen, and had even fainted due to being out of his mind.

The sounds of bullets and explosions continued unabated in the distance, and the smoke of battle still lingered...

Lazuli immediately shouted, "You've knocked him unconscious, let's go..."

Lapis snorted coldly and said, "Hmph, I'm not bullying anyone. If you didn't have a gun, I wouldn't be afraid of you at all..."

After saying that, Lapis hurriedly came to the other side of Sun Mo.

Sun Mo glanced down at the two kids and instructed, "Let's make this clear beforehand, no one is allowed to wet their pants..."

The two looked at Sun Mo, completely bewildered. Lapis asked, puzzled, "Why did you say we'd wet our pants?"

Sun Mo glanced at the pillar on the ground and explained, "This is my mode of transportation. Are you scared?"

Both of them were startled.

The image of Sun Mo flying over the pillar is still vivid in my mind.

However, children are often reckless out of ignorance.

In their eyes, this cool way of traveling is nothing short of stylish, but they don't feel any fear.

"Don't be afraid!"

"I'm not afraid!"

Sun Mo nodded: "That's good, then we're leaving!"

After all, they were both children, and not all children are as resilient and fearless as Wukong.

Sun Mo then reminded him, "If you're still scared, don't open your eyes!"

"knew!"

As he spoke, Sun Mo pulled the pillar from the ground and threw it into the distance.

Then, Sun Mo picked up Lazili with his left hand and Lapis with his right, hoisted them onto his shoulders, and leaped onto a pillar.

Sun Mo carried the two of them, achieving a one-to-two pillar flight.

Lapis looked down at the receding scenery and couldn't help but marvel inwardly.

"What an amazing way to travel..."

Lazuli had closed her eyes due to nervousness, but she wasn't that scared.

But curiosity killed the cat. Feeling the gust of wind brushing her face, she couldn't resist opening her eyes and glancing at the scenery at her feet.

Upon seeing this, her face turned pale with fright, and her legs trembled uncontrollably...

Sun Mo immediately felt a warm current moisten his left shoulder, and at the same time, the girl was holding his head tightly.

"So, you really couldn't resist after all?"

Lazuli's face flushed instantly, and she lowered her head, whispering, "I'm sorry, I couldn't control myself..."

Sun Mo was about to scold her, but seeing that she was just a little girl, how could he not be afraid?

After all, Bulma was much older than her, and she was so scared that she peed her pants the first time she flew on a pillar. Sun Mo could only accept her bad luck.

But... this pee seems to be quite plentiful; the warm flow has gone down my shoulders to my waist, and it hasn't stopped yet.

Sun Mo hurriedly picked her up, and a string of crystal-clear water droplets scattered across the sky...

Lazuli's face turned even redder, and she covered her face in shame.

What followed was endless silence.

Fortunately, the flying pillars are very fast.

A moment later, Sun Mo led the two to the island where they had met before.

Lazuli covered her face and lowered her head, remaining silent. Lapis, being bolder, looked around.

Seeing that it was a familiar environment, and even that several animals came to greet them, they were delighted.

He couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow, we're home already! That's faster than a plane ride..."

Sun Mo said, "Alright, you're all home safely now, go back!"

There's no need to fear retaliation anymore, nor to worry about being targeted by the Red Ribbon Legion.

Lapis was taken aback and asked, "Why?"

Sun Mo explained, "From this day forward, the Red Ribbon Army will cease to exist!"

"What?"

"I say, Sun Wukong will destroy the Red Ribbon Army today, and then this army will cease to exist."

The two looked at Sun Mo in shock.

Sun Mo said, "Alright, I'm leaving now. Goodbye..."

After saying that, he pulled out the pillar again and made a throwing motion.

Lazuli hurriedly called out, "Wait!"

Sun Mo turned around.

"Is there anything else?"

Lazuli tapped her index fingers together repeatedly, saying gratefully, "Thanks to you for saving us today!"

Um...you haven't told us your name yet, we'll definitely repay you in the future...

Sun Mo waved his hand and said, "There's no need for that. This was to repay Bulma's favor. We probably won't see each other again..."

After saying that, Sun Mo threw out the pillar and flew away on it.

The two watched Sun Mo's departing figure, unable to calm down for a long time.

……

Red Ribbon Army Headquarters.

The numerous soldiers still couldn't stop Sun Wukong; he had already broken through layers of checkpoints and was only one step away from the main office.

"Run! Run!"

The soldiers also came to their senses and finally realized what kind of monster Wukong was, and they scattered and fled.

Seeing the soldiers' morale shattered and them fleeing in panic, Marshal Red roared angrily, "You spineless cowards!"

Are you still the Red Ribbon Army, vying for world domination?

He then looked at Wukong, who was trapped downstairs and didn't know how to use the elevator, and his eyes blazed with even more fury.

"Damn it, my mighty Red Ribbon Army was defeated by a brat who can't even use an elevator!"

"What exactly is going on?"

Seeing that no one could stop Sun Wukong, the black-clad adjutant immediately said, "It's probably because the power that Sun Wukong possesses exceeds our expectations."

"General, the only option now is to put down the Dragon Balls and retreat..."

The Red Marshal was furious.

"Don't joke around. We're about to collect all the Dragon Balls; how could I possibly give them away so easily?"

The black-clad lieutenant said earnestly, "Even so... if we're about to lose our lives, then nothing else matters."

Marshal Hong slammed his fist on the table with a smug grin.

"I'm so angry! I'm so angry!"

"I was just one step away from growing taller..."

Upon overhearing the Red Marshal's wish, the Black Lieutenant paused for a moment.

He thought he had misheard.

"What's going on?"

Seeing the Red Marshal's short stature, a sense of absurdity welled up in my heart.

The black-clad lieutenant asked incredulously, "Could it be that you're collecting Dragon Balls to grow taller...?"

The Red Marshal glared at the Black-Clad Lieutenant: "What, do you have some complaints?"

The black-clad adjutant asked in astonishment, "What are you talking about?"

Aren't we here to conquer the world?

Marshal Hong snorted coldly and said, "What do you know?"

You'll get those things eventually if you just put in the time.

Before I can dominate the world, I need to grow tall and have style! Short people aren't popular with women.

The black lieutenant glanced at the screen, and the thought that his dead brothers had died for his absurd wish suddenly seemed utterly ridiculous.

"These, the lives of these brothers..."

They would never have imagined that it was all to fulfill your wish to grow taller…

Marshal Red suddenly turned around: "How could someone as tall as you understand the feelings of a short person?"

"Ever since my school days, I've been mocked as 'Shorty Ah Hong',"

"You're only the height of an elementary school student, but you have the face of a middle-aged man. Do you know how I've managed all these years...?"

The Red Marshal's hysterical words completely woke up the Black adjutant.

Finally, he could no longer tolerate it and killed the Red Marshal with a single shot.

"You are not qualified to be a commander!"