Dragon Ball: Reborn as a Saiyan, I'm even more eccentric than Goku!

Bulma asked, "When is that Oolong coming?"

One villager said, "Wulong said he would come at noon today."

Tell the uncle's daughter to get ready, bring her dowry; he won't stay long, he'll take her away directly...

However, he had already taken several girls from the village, and their fates remain unknown.

It was almost noon, and everyone was worried that someone's daughter might have been targeted by a scoundrel again, so they all stayed indoors.

The girl's father looked at Sun Mo and pleaded, "Warrior, please, you must defeat Wulong!"

My daughter is really afraid of him and doesn't want to see him take her away...

"Well, those kinds of bad guys, it's best to just kill them."

Before Sun Mo could answer, another villager interrupted, "No, no, we absolutely cannot kill him here."

We must find out where the dragon is, otherwise my daughter will never be found…”

Several other villagers chimed in, "No, that's right, my daughter was also taken away a long time ago."

Before defeating the dragon, we must first find its lair…

The little girl was terrified when she heard their argument, which seemed to suggest that she should be treated like a toddler.

She tugged at her father's clothes, pleading, "Daddy, I don't want to be taken away, I'm scared, sob sob sob..."

The farmer hugged his daughter tightly, heartbroken, fearing it might be the last time he would see her.

After all, although Sun Mo looked tall and strong, he was still just an ordinary human.

But what kind of monster is Wulong? It's tall and mighty, as big as a small mountain.

The villagers did not have the courage to resist.

Seeing the little girl so terrified, Bulma had a sudden inspiration.

He said, "I have a way to find his lair without her following me."

"Really?"

The girl exclaimed excitedly, "Sister, you really have a way?"

Everyone turned to look at Bulma.

Bulma looked Goku up and down, then at the little girl, and said, "Go find some of your pretty clothes."

The girl was taken aback: "My clothes?"

Bulma nodded: "Yes, go quickly."

A moment later, the girl brought over a dress.

Bulma had Goku put it on.

Goku said with a look of disgust, "Bulma, why do you make me wear these flowing clothes? It's so uncomfortable..."

Bulma said, "There's nothing I can do about it, it's just that your height is perfect!"

Listen carefully, you're going to disguise yourself as this girl, casually go back with Wulong, and then kill him in his lair.

Wukong nodded.

"Okay, I got it!"

Moments later, the earth trembled.

Someone shouted, "A misunderstanding has occurred!"

The villagers fled back to their houses, and the streets were instantly deserted.

Only Sun Wukong in disguise remained.

Before closing the door, Bulma instructed, "Goku, please stick to the plan!"

Wukong sighed, "This is so troublesome. Why not just finish him off in one move?"

He clutched his lower abdomen and said, "Ugh, I really need to pee!"

Wukong looked around, found a patch of grass, took off his pants, and started to urinate.

At that moment, Oolong transformed into a very tall person and walked behind Wukong.

"Hehehe, I've come to pick you up, you cute little girl!"

When he saw his long-awaited young wife urinate three feet high in the wind,

He couldn't help but yell, "Ahhh, how could you have something like that...?"

Wukong hadn't stopped urinating when he turned to look at him.

Their eyes met, and Wulong was greatly surprised.

"You bastard, how dare you play me! You're not the little girl you were yesterday!"

"Transform!"

As he spoke, Wulong transformed into a giant bull.

"Hey, you've angered me. I'm incredibly scary and powerful!"

Wukong was still urinating, and there was no point in paying attention to him until he finished.

Seeing that Goku had been exposed so easily, Bulma covered her forehead and said, "Goku is such an idiot, he gave himself away as soon as he met Oolong."

The girl exclaimed in panic, "Oh no! The plan has failed, and we've angered the idiot! What are we going to do...?"

The farmer realized that Bulma was indeed more attractive and immediately came up with a good idea.

He held his daughter's hand and said, "Don't worry, it's that older sister's plan that failed. She will marry in your place."

Bulma was furious: "Hey, don't make decisions on your own! When did I say that?"

Sun Mo glanced at the farmer's selfish face and shook his head calmly.

It was just a game of make-believe, yet it revealed the naked truth about human nature.

Indeed, the only truth is that one must become strong enough.

Bulma's plan failed, and she quickly shouted through the doorway, "Goku, plan changed!"

"Quickly defeat the idiot and force him to reveal the location of his lair."

Wukong smirked, wiped away the urine, and pulled up his pants.

"You should have said that earlier!"

After saying that, he ripped off his shirt, picked up the magic staff, and was about to attack.

Wulong took a step back in alarm, threatening, "You, you brat, why aren't you running? Aren't you afraid of dying?"

Sun Wukong assumed a fighting stance and said, "Hmph, I'm very strong, bring it on!"

When he encountered a tough opponent for the first time, Wulong immediately broke out in a sweat.

His mind raced, and he instantly transformed into an even larger steel giant, holding a bowl of hot soup noodles in his hand.

Wukong was taken aback.

"Huh, why did it transform again?"

Wulong laughed loudly, "Hahaha, how about that? Are you scared now?"

"Give up now, or I'll eat you up while you're soaking in hot soup noodles!"

Upon seeing the enlarged Oolong, which was even ten times larger than Goku, Bulma immediately turned to look at Sun Mo.

"The plan has failed, what are you still standing there for? Get out there and help kill him!"

Before Sun Mo could explain, Bulma kicked him out the door.

Sun Mo's face darkened.

Oolong is still trying to intimidate Wukong.

Sun Mo walked straight ahead and said impatiently, "Wukong, why are you wasting your breath talking to this weakling?"

After saying that, he threw a light punch at Wulong, creating a gust of wind.

With a "bang!", the giant that Wulong had transformed into collapsed to the ground, kicking up a cloud of smoke.

After the smoke cleared, only a little pig lay quietly on the ground.

Wukong blinked in surprise.

"Is this a misunderstanding?"

Sun Mo nodded: "Otherwise what?"

"No wonder he kept urging me to surrender but hesitated to make a move; he's actually that weak..."

Bulma walked out of the house.

"So, the real Oolong was just a little pig!"

She remembered what Sun Mo had told her before: she could defeat Wulong on her own without him having to lift a finger, and she instantly understood.

But seeing her own footprints on Sun Mo's body, Bulma said sheepishly, "Darling, I'm sorry, I was a little irritable just now..."

Seeing that Wulong had fallen asleep, the villagers also came out of their houses.

"So, this guy is all show and no substance!"

"We were completely fooled by his terrifying appearance..."

When Wulong woke up, he saw the fierce-looking villagers and his attitude towards them completely changed after several months.

"What, what are you going to do...?"

A burly man walked up to Wulong angrily and picked him up like a chick.

"Damn it, give me back my daughter, and the dowry I've saved up for twenty years!"

Other villagers joined in.

"Yes, even though I don't have a daughter, he still made me pay a lot of money!"

"Oolong, give me back the money you extorted from me!"

In an instant, several villagers rushed forward.

"Help, help me..."