LPL didn't want me? I joined SKT instead!

Even if Faker does this too often, he won't lose his temper. He'll just silently go to his room to rummage through the Coke, and the system won't say a word.

However, seeing Faker's somewhat forlorn figure, Xiao Yan gave up the idea.

Well, Faker usually takes good care of himself and doesn't follow any Korean culture trends. A little bit of mischievous revenge is fine, but if he keeps provoking people...

Xiao Yan shook his head, ended the ranked match, and didn't continue. Instead, he switched to his smurf account, which he usually used to smurf. In casual ranked matches, if a player is crushed in lane, his teammates won't offer gentle comfort like in professional leagues. Instead, they'll just keep putting more pressure on him. These casual players are often the easiest to break down. If he encounters someone like Kid, he'll break down several times in one game. Xiao Yan has experienced this before. Although the rewards are pitifully small due to the big gap in skill, every little bit helps.

Ranked play begins; proceed with the ban/pick phase.

Xiao Yan, on the first floor, locked up the policewoman without hesitation.

God-level proficiency means that once you pick it out, you won't be afraid of any opponent!

Even if you're matched up against someone who counters you, you can still create opportunities for maneuvering and control.

On the second floor opposite, almost the instant Xiao Yan locked onto her, they instantly selected the Night Hunter – Vayne.

"Hmm? Interesting." Xiao Yan raised an eyebrow.

In the high-elo Korean server, anyone who dares to pick Vayne to counter Caitlyn is either a one-trick pony or a crazy person who is extremely confident in their positioning.

As the game loaded, Xiao Yan glanced at the ID on the other side: "I don't like to close the door when I take a shower."

"This ID looks like a grumpy old man," Xiao Yan muttered, before buying the Dolan Sword and heading out.

Upon going live, the minion waves converge.

Xiao Yan immediately sensed the difference.

Previously, his laning phase relied more on stats and skill level, a top-tier understanding of the champion. But now, with [Hand-Eye Coordination], every movement of the opposing Vayne seems to be slowed down in his eyes.

That Vayne's positioning was very good. He kept probing the edge of the minion wave, trying to use his Q skill [Evasion Strike] to avoid Caitlyn's range suppression and looking for opportunities to steal her third hit.

"This guy's also a fish and chips vendor! It's just a shame you ran into me."

Xiao Yan immediately saw through Vayne's intentions. He controlled Caitlyn to move forward; he loved encountering these kinds of players who were just trying to outmaneuver him.

Just as Vayne rolled forward, attempting to finish off a ranged minion, Xiao Yan almost predictively placed a W [Yordle Entrapment] half a body length in front of Vayne's landing point.

click!

Vayne had just finished rolling and hadn't even gotten her footing when she stepped directly onto the clamp!

"collapse!"

A headshot!

Requesting the message from the Peace Messenger!

Let's follow up with another basic attack!

A perfectly fluid combo instantly reduced Vayne's health bar by half!

"Holy crap?"

In China, a slightly chubby guy with a face full of collagen suddenly jumped up from his gaming chair, his face instantly turning bright red.

"What the hell is this policewoman?! I just stepped on a trap when I used Q to get to her? Does she have X-ray vision?! Ugh, I'm totally losing it!"

He created a smurf account, intending to use his main champion Vayne to stomp on some low-level players and vent his frustration after losing the game. However, he was hit with a rude awakening as soon as he logged in.

He doesn't believe in superstitions.

As the world's number one AD carry and the world's number one Vayne player, the word "cowardice" doesn't exist in this guy's dictionary. He felt that it wasn't a problem with his own skills, but rather that the low-elo player on the other side was just lucky.

He downed a bottle of red potion and continued to look for opportunities with his skillful movement.

However, the next five minutes were a nightmare for Uzi.

Whenever he tried to finish off his opponent, the policewoman's bullet would inevitably land on him.

Whenever he tried to use his ultimate, the policewoman would always manage to block him from his range by one yard, preventing him from attacking while she herself took the hits for nothing.

The most terrifying thing was that trap; it seemed to have eyes, always appearing on his most uncomfortable path.

"This guy's using a script! Definitely a script!" The chubby guy's face grew increasingly red, his body temperature rising as he entered the classic "red-hot" mode. "What are you doing, support?! Go up and apply pressure! Ugh, this support is really... I'm going to take a shower!"

On the screen, Vayne was slowed down again by Caitlyn's E skill [90 Caliber Net], followed by a headshot and she was taken down.

0-3 start.

He was 40 CS behind in last hits.

The bottom lane tower was destroyed in 8 minutes.

Xiao Yan looked at Vayne trembling under the tower and shook his head: "This Vayne's skills are quite sharp, and her reactions are quick, but she's too impatient. This playstyle... seems familiar?"

Just then, the system in my mind suddenly made a sound.

[Ding! Strong emotional fluctuations detected from opponent "Uzi". Determined to be a breach in defense.]

[Reward: Host's Vayne proficiency has reached 100!]

[Bonus: Reaction Speed ​​+1!]

Xiao Yan's hand holding the mouse suddenly trembled.

"Holy crap? Uzi?!"

He stared wide-eyed at Vayne, who had a 0-3 score, and suddenly realized what was going on.

No wonder Vayne is so stubborn, even after being targeted, she still tries to engage. No wonder her positioning is so aggressive, full of a "it's either you or me" attitude.

So it was that guy who didn't close the shower door... oh no, I mean that crazy little dog!

"My apologies, my apologies..." Xiao Yan looked at Vayne, who was now standing motionless in the spring, and couldn't help but laugh. "I didn't expect that my fish-frying would end up hitting a shark. But..."

Xiao Yan glanced at the golden, gleaming Endless Blade in his hand, a thoughtful look flashing in his eyes.

"Uzi always brags about his Vayne, but my Vayne is god-tier now. If he knew that, wouldn't he break down again?"

In the public chat, Vayne finally posted a message, a string of pinyin:

[All] Those who don't like to close the shower door: You wait, next time I'll definitely beat you up!

Xiao Yan chuckled and quickly replied:

[All] Low score, doesn't like fried fish: Don't bath water too hot, it's bad for your skin. ^^

Inside the room, Uzi looked at the sentence and his face turned as red as a ripe tomato. He immediately unplugged the keyboard cable.

"I'm not fighting anymore! Who is this guy?! His mouth is so venomous! I need to go take a shower to calm down!"

He turned and walked towards the bathroom.

"Could she really have gone to take a shower...?" Xiao Yan looked at Vayne, who had never appeared again, and couldn't help but shake his head. "She still needs to work on her mentality."

[Ding! Enemy mid-laner "Orianna" has been detected to be in a state of despair, indicating a breach in defense!]

[Reward: Strategic Awareness +1!]

[Ding! Enemy jungler "Lee Sin" detected to be in a state of self-isolation, judged as vulnerable!]

[Reward: Reaction Speed ​​+0.5!]

[Ding! Enemy support detected...]

A series of pleasant system notification sounds rang in my mind. Although the rewards weren't as generous as Uzi's, mostly small attribute points of 0.5 or 1, they were plentiful and satisfying.

Xiao Yan was in a great mood and took out his phone to reply to En Jing's message.