The white rose I picked up cried and said she liked me.
Chapter 498 Stop Being an Onii-chan
"Using a cat as a stand?" Xu Nian sat on the edge of the bed, rubbing Mai Mai's aggrieved cat head with a wry smile. "If it gets restless and chews up your tablet, let's see if you'll still be laughing then."
"It wouldn't dare!" Xu Xi clenched her little pink fist and glared fiercely at Mai Mai. "If it chews up my tablet, I'll cut off its food!"
Upon hearing the words "no food," Mai Mai immediately tucked in her fluffy tail, lowered her head even further, obediently held the tablet steady, and wore a tearful expression on her face.
What a terrible owner! I'm trying to help you with chores, and when I do a good job, I get no reward, but when I do a bad job, I get punished?
Is there any king law?Are there any laws?
Xu Nian chuckled, patted Mai Mai's little bottom reassuringly, and then her gaze inadvertently fell on the tablet screen. She asked curiously, "What anime are you watching? You're so engrossed! I called you when we got home, but you didn't hear me."
"This anime is so good, it's called 'Don't Be an Older Brother'!" Xu Xi held up a little finger, shook the ahoge on the top of her head, and explained with a serious expression.
"It's about a brother who is drugged and transformed into a girl by his sister—a real girl, you know, even losing his penis—and then the two siblings live a girl's life together. It's hilarious!"
As she spoke, Xu Xi's eyes slowly curved downwards, and the corners of her mouth slightly turned up, revealing a funny yet sly little expression as she stared intently at Xu Nian's genitals.
Xu Nian felt a chill run down her groin, and cold sweat instantly broke out on her forehead. She unconsciously twitched her lips and took two steps back, a sense of foreboding rising in her heart.
Xu Xi rolled out of bed, quickly walked to the bedside table, took out a bottle of cola, unscrewed the cap, and handed it to Xu Nian with a mischievous grin: "Brother, you've been running all the way, you must be thirsty, right? Want a sip?"
Xu Nian stared at the bubbles rising in the bottle of cola, her heart pounding, and she couldn't help but swallow.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the tablet in Mai Mai's arms. In the anime, the older brother, Maou, woke up as a girl after drinking a bottle of cola handed to him by his younger sister, Minori Maou.
"Uh... Xiao... Xiaoxi, you... you're joking with me, right?" Xu Nian broke out in a cold sweat, her legs went weak, and she started to stutter, her eyes filled with panic.
"How could that be? I was just worried about you, brother, and afraid you were thirsty." Xu Xi smiled and poured the cola into a bowl, put one arm around Xu Nian's head, and held the bowl with the other, slowly bringing the bowl close to the man's lips.
This scene is exactly like Pan Jinlian feeding Wu Dalang medicine.
The classic line unconsciously came to mind: "Big Brother, it's time to take your medicine."
"Listen to me, brother, drink it quickly!"
"No! Little Creek! No!"
......
Two and a half hours later, the locker room door clicked open.
Mai Mai lay by the door, her little hands tucked in, peeking out with a curious expression.
A pure white high heel stepped out first, and when the heel landed on the floor, it stumbled awkwardly, clearly because it was its first time wearing high heels and it hadn't gotten used to them yet.
When Mai Mai raised her little head and saw the owner of the high heels, she was so frightened that she jumped up from the ground, her fur standing on end.
Xu Nian, with her hair styled in high, silver pigtails that reached her waist and tied with cute black bows on either side, was wearing a loose, pure white lace dress and carrying a black rabbit doll. Supported by Xu Xi, she slowly walked out of the dressing room.
"Little...Little Stream...slow down."
Xu Nian's legs were trembling, clearly not yet used to the height of the high heels. She had no choice but to raise her arms high to maintain her balance, moving carefully step by step like walking on stilts, afraid of falling.
Xu Xi, who was standing to the side, was already doubled over with laughter. She helped him up and slowly led him to the full-length mirror, saying proudly, "Brother, look at me, aren't my makeup skills amazing?"
Xu Nian leaned closer to the mirror, looked at herself in the mirror, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth.
His exposed cheeks and arms had become as white and delicate as velvet, comparable to Xu Xi's skin. He also wore exquisite makeup, long false eyelashes, and amber-colored contact lenses, making him look completely different from his usual rugged self. Even he himself could hardly recognize him.
In addition, his legs were already slender, and Xu Xi even put black stockings on him to cover his leg hair. If he didn't speak, he really looked no different from a pretty girl.
If there's one thing that's not quite the same, it's probably his height.
After all, height cannot be reduced with makeup, and he is already 1.85 meters tall, which is not the height a girl should have.
"Xiaoxi, what did you just say this was? A piece of junk?" Xu Nian asked, pointing to her outfit with a blank expression.
"It's cosplay, role-playing," Xu Xi corrected seriously. "The character my brother is cosplaying now is a very popular character in the anime world, named Kasugano Sora."
"Kasugano Sora?" Xu Nian paused for two and a half seconds, then suddenly remembered something.
Isn't this the name of the figurine that Luo Chen took from him when he was shopping at the supermarket with Xiao Huomiao during the Chinese New Year?
Xu Nian touched her cheek and looked at herself in the mirror again.
You know what, they do look somewhat alike.
He chuckled, "Then why did you dress me like this? I'm not a girl."
Xu Xi stuck out her tongue playfully and said, "I heard from Yao Yao that there's a comic convention nearby recently, and I'm planning to take my brother there to play so everyone can see how handsome he looks dressed up!"
"What?! Go out in women's clothes?" Xu Nian's hair stood on end. She shook her head vigorously, her whole body radiating resistance. "No way! No way! It's fine to do it at home, but absolutely not going out!"
Xu Nian was, after all, a man with rather traditional ideas, and he couldn't accept this new thing for a while.
For him, dressing up as a woman and walking down the street would be no different from taking off his clothes and running naked. Just thinking about it makes him so embarrassed that he could dig three bedrooms and a living room out of his head. He simply cannot accept it.
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