Strange Rules: It doesn't matter, the system will take care of it.
Chapter 93 Do you think I'm a pig?
Shengniu Mountain, Erfeng Peak.
Under the moonlight, Chen Feng and Old Wolf crept up the mountain in the dark.
Based on the visitor information he had and the intelligence he had gathered that afternoon, Chen Feng knew that a shadowy figure, similar to a demon, would appear on the mountain path and hurl insults at climbers.
But he was prepared, and no matter what he heard, he wouldn't get angry: "As long as my heart is calm, nothing can hurt me."
But is the reality really that simple?
As soon as Chen Feng stepped into the mountain gate, he heard a dark figure cursing him as an idiot: "You're so stupid, you died so many times at Happiness Internet Cafe, couldn't you find a safe place to save your game?"
interesting.
A hint of surprise flashed in Chen Feng's eyes.
His biggest secret was that he could time travel and reload save files, and this monster actually knew about it?
No wonder it's a demon in one's heart.
As for the content of his inner demon's curses, Chen Feng remained completely unmoved.
Because he transmigrated and immediately appeared on the face of the mini-boss, the boss's wife, he was cursed with death upon falling asleep. Even if he escaped to the ends of the earth, he would still be killed.
As for finding a safe place in Cihang City.
This is no less difficult than finding penguins in the Arctic or polar bears in the Antarctic.
Seeing that Chen Feng remained unmoved, the shadowy figure immediately changed his tune: "Incredible! You have a training system, why don't you train properly? The internet addiction academy is so safe, can't you train until you reach S rank before coming out?"
Reach S rank?
Chen Feng counted on his fingers.
It takes 100 points to start the S-class hero program. At the time, he only had 9 points in his pocket. He couldn't even start the A-class program, so where would he get 100 points?
Besides, where is it safe to stay in an internet addiction academy for too long and turn someone into a fake? If it weren't for the water ghost who was there to help reopen it, Chen Feng would have almost died there.
Specific examples failed to anger Chen Feng, so the shadowy figure decided to attack Chen Feng directly: "Useless! Everyone else with the system can dominate the battlefield, but you're always getting humiliated."
Chen Feng was starting to lose his temper: "Others are using the system to dominate the battlefield? I see them all hanging on the third floor."
The instant he retorted, Chen Feng felt a surge of gas rising in his stomach, as if it were about to burst his entire body.
It hurts! It hurts!
Cold sweat soaked Chen Feng's back. If it weren't for his high physical strength, that blow would have killed him.
So Chen Feng quickly recited a short poem: "Wine, women, wealth, and anger are four walls, all living beings in the world are hidden within these walls, but if someone can jump over the walls, even if they are not a god, they will live a long life."
As he continued reciting, Chen Feng's mind gradually calmed down.
Looking at the old wolf on the side, he was also suffering greatly.
"Look at yourself now, serving as a dog for humans, you've completely disgraced the wolves!"
"Old cripple, even if you cultivate for a lifetime, you'll never become the Wolf King."
It's fortunate that the old wolf suffered endless scorn and ridicule for a century after failing to become the wolf king; otherwise, the husky would have been blowing everything up by now.
Chen Feng patted Old Wolf on the shoulder: "If all else fails, just go deaf in your own ears."
The old wolf thought for a moment, then directly whipped up a demonic wind, the sound of which was so strong that it drowned out the surrounding curses.
Chen Feng gave a thumbs up: "Genius!"
As they got closer to the mountain peak, the number of skeletons on the ground increased.
I don't know how many people have died here.
"If we hadn't seen the answers beforehand, the two of us would have been in grave danger."
After overcoming numerous hardships, the two finally reached the mountaintop.
Unlike the magnificent Eye Peak, the summit of Ear Peak is exceptionally desolate, with only a statue of Cihang Bodhisattva and thorns covering the ground.
Chen Feng and Lao Lang, one with a body capable of exploding a building and the other with a monster-like physique, were naturally not afraid of being pricked by thorns.
However, for ordinary people, they would inevitably be pricked by thorns and get hurt all over, and in a fit of anger, they might lose all their previous efforts.
The old wolf looked around and asked in confusion, "Immortal, where are they?"
Chen Feng looked equally bewildered: "I don't know?"
What did he go about?
Do ghost stories also have holidays? Is it closed today?
Chen Feng scanned the area with his divine sense and found a wooden plaque under the Bodhisattva statue that read: "Transmigrator, don't bother looking for me anymore. I admit I'm no match for you. I'm leaving now."
Ran?
To avoid alerting the enemy, we didn't even dare use magic and slowly climbed the mountain, only to find that the Boss had run away from home.
This was the first time Chen Feng had encountered such a situation, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.
"The first protector called for reinforcements, the second protector ran away."
"As bosses, can't you just stay on the mountain and wait for me to take you down one by one?!"
Chen Feng made a wasted trip, but dared not get angry, so he could only go down the mountain dejectedly.
On the way, the old wolf asked, "Immortal, shall we go to the third mountain next?"
Chen Feng waved his hand: "We're not going. What we need to do next is run."
Now that Erting Nu has discovered them, he has most likely notified the other ghost tales as well. If they go up the mountain now, they'll either be lucky and find nothing, or they'll be ganged up on and beaten up by the righteous.
When they reached the foot of the mountain, Chen Feng and Old Wolf discovered an embarrassing situation.
It's too late now, they can't get a car, so they have to walk back to the internet cafe.
It was Chen Feng's fault for lacking confidence. He thought that fighting six protectors would at least result in one or two deaths, so he never expected to be able to return alive and didn't prepare a car.
The old wolf bent down: "Immortal, ride me."
Chen Feng lifted his leg: "Oh, this is so embarrassing."
If the fat guy saw this, he would definitely complain, "My god, are your mouth and feet separate? You say you're sorry, but your feet haven't stopped moving an inch."
At that moment, a beeping sound rang out.
As luck would have it, a taxi pulled up in the distance and dropped off three people in white robes.
Whose follower is this? Making their subordinates work overtime so late?
Chen Feng quickly called out, "Driver! Stop! We need to get in the car."
"Damn, it's so late, and in this godforsaken place, not only are people going up the mountain, but they're coming down too?" A middle-aged man rolled down his car window, looking at the two suspiciously. "You guys aren't ghosts, are you?"
"Look at what you're saying," Chen Feng asked. "Master, how much does it cost to go to the city center?"
"Use the meter, plus a starting fee of 100 yuan, otherwise forget it."
"It's so expensive. Look, even if you don't give us a ride, we still have to go back to the city. It's like we're getting free money. Even if you can't give us a discount, at least give us the normal price."
"Damn it, sit if you want, get lost if you don't."
"I didn't say I wouldn't sit."
Chen Feng's eyes gleamed as he pulled Old Wolf into the car.
As soon as he got in the car and started moving, well, Chen Feng saw that the watch was ticking away like a marathon runner.
As a monster, the old wolf had little concept of money, but even he was a little surprised to see this: "Is there something wrong with this watch?"
The driver scoffed, "Are you out of your mind? This watch is brand new."
Chen Feng asked instinctively, "What about the old one?"
The driver had a bad temper: "I threw away the old one. If you don't want to ride here, get off now."
It's an all-black car.
Chen Feng leaned back. If he hadn't just killed Yan Kanxi and robbed a lot of money, he really wouldn't have been able to afford it.
The price list is heading towards four figures.
The driver suddenly said, "It's late at night, so why don't I tell you a story?"
Chen Feng replied, "Great! The moment I saw you, I could tell your face was full of stories."
What kind of topic would you like to hear about?
Do you know any stories about this Sacred Bull Mountain?
"I know, actually the Shengniu Mountain you just climbed wasn't originally called Shengniu Mountain."
Oh?
The experienced driver really knows a lot.
Chen Feng asked, "What's it called?"
The driver chuckled: "I'm not fucking telling you."
Chen Feng responded with laughter: "Hahaha, since you don't want to tell me, then I'll tell you a story."
The driver asked in surprise, "You have a story too?"
Chen Feng said, "On that Sacred Ox Mountain, there live six monsters who are as close as brothers."
"But the good times didn't last long. One day, the hero came knocking and killed the sixth brother on the spot, and then killed the leader who was there to provide support as well."
The driver's expression froze: "Then this hero must be very powerful."
Chen Feng gave a thumbs up: "Of course it's amazing. When Lao Wu saw this, he was so scared that he peed his pants. He didn't dare to fart and just ran away."
The driver interrupted, "That's boring, let's change the story."
"Don't rush, the story is about to get to the exciting part." Chen Feng smiled, "That monster, Lao Wu, has the ability to make angry people explode. Although it doesn't dare to confront the hero head-on, it has come up with a dirty trick."
"What underhanded tricks did it use? It disguised itself as a driver, picked up the brave man at the foot of the mountain, first demanded an exorbitant price, then swore at him, and finally, halfway through telling the story, deliberately omitted the crucial parts."
"It wanted to trick the hero into getting angry, but it didn't realize that it had already given itself away from the start."
"Friend, it's so late, we just came down the mountain, and you show up like this? Do you think we're pigs?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Feng unleashed a powerful punch, capable of shattering a building, at the driver.
The entire car exploded instantly!
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