Strange Rules: It doesn't matter, the system will take care of it.
Chapter 59 The King Sent Me to Patrol the Mountain
The cave was dark, with jagged rocks and no vegetation.
The air reeked of the stench of wild animals.
Waking up on the cold stone bed, Chen Feng noticed a handsome young man standing beside him, his icy blue eyes filled with worry, and three black and white ahoge (cowlicks) twitching.
"Big brother! You're awake!"
Erlang.
He was the younger brother that Da Lang took in.
Years ago, Dalang saw it being bullied by other monsters and rescued it.
When Erlang saw Chen Feng open his eyes, his droopy airplane ears immediately stood up, and his fluffy tail stood up high, swaying back and forth like a propeller.
strangeness.
Chen Feng felt that Erlang's appearance was very familiar, as if he had seen him somewhere before, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.
Erlang said cheerfully, "Big brother, I just touched your body, and it was as hard as a corpse. It scared me to death!"
Remove the "seems like" part.
It's a corpse.
Chen Feng remembered that Da Lang's last memory was of fainting by the roadside, but now he was in the cave at home, so it seemed that Er Lang had dragged him back.
To be honest, this cave was full of rubble and dirt, and there wasn't even a table or bench. It was really quite shabby.
Just then, footsteps could be heard in the distance.
A giant man with a blue face, fangs, and a wolf's head walked in.
Wolf Vanguard.
A name flashed through Chen Feng's mind: this guy was one of the murderers who beat Dalang to death.
Erlang let out a low growl, warning the other party: "You bastard! You hit my brother, what are you doing here?"
A rough voice rang out, and Wolf Vanguard sneered, "Let's see if your brother is dead or not."
"Since he's not dead, let's go on patrol."
"The old king said that if you dare to steal people again, he'll make a feast for you two brothers."
After saying that, he threw down a stack of papers and swaggered away.
"What is this?"
Chen Feng pulled out a card and looked at it closely. It read: Zoo Park Visitor Rules!
Dear guests, welcome to the Crazy Zoo... Please be sure to observe the following rules during your visit:
1. Do not attack animals in zoos.
2. Animals are not human and cannot speak. If you see an animal transforming into a human, it is actually our park staff in disguise.
3. All the animals in the zoo have been domesticated and will not attack humans. Please do not run away if they approach you.
4. If you see an animal eating a person, please report it to the staff immediately!
5. Green drinks are free in the crawling area; please feel free to drink them.
By following these rules, you will have a wonderful zoo trip! Have fun!
Isn't this a bizarre rule?
Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly felt a little dizzy.
According to PEACD's intelligence, Zoo Crazy is a realm of ghost stories, but the system also says that Zoo Crazy is a territory of monsters.
Is there a system error?
Or is this a mixed monster zone, where both monsters and ghost stories exist?
Just as Chen Feng was deep in thought, Erlang sniffed the air and said, "Big brother, can you read? That's amazing!"
These guys can't even read, how can they possibly follow the rules?
Chen Feng couldn't help but ask, "What are Wolf Vanguard giving us these for?"
Erlang revealed a wise look in his eyes: "Big brother, you've forgotten, our patrol is to post these flyers everywhere."
"Aren't we monsters? Do we still need to follow the rules to kill people?"
"They won't comply, but the great demon said that as long as we send this thing out, those powerful humans won't resist and will obediently be killed by us."
"Oh, I see, huh??? Holy crap!"
Chen Feng cursed inwardly.
That's fucking sneaky!
Chen Feng became increasingly vigilant after learning that PEACD had problems.
But the worst underhanded trick he could imagine was to give false information, labeling a monster that was originally an S-level dangerous monster as a B-level one, and then sending those promising agents to their deaths.
But to my surprise, these monsters were incredibly cunning; they actually disguised themselves as ghost stories to create rules.
Any agent who has dealt with ghost stories knows that following the rules will prevent them from being killed by the ghost stories.
So when they arrived at the zoo, they dared not resist or run away, thinking that this would allow them to survive. Little did they know that the zoo was full of monsters and there was no need to follow the rules.
"This kind of underhanded trick is something neither aerobic nor anaerobic organisms could come up with; only itch-averse creatures could."
"You should learn from Cihang City's methods of strategic maneuvering."
"If it weren't for my cheat code and the system notification, I would have really been tricked."
Chen Feng was stunned for a full minute before he came to his senses, while Erlang, who was bored, was already jumping around and kicking pebbles.
"Stop destroying the house, come with me on a mountain patrol."
The two demons patted Erlang's fluffy, soft head and then walked out of the cave.
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"The king summoned me to patrol the mountains, so I will take a tour of the human world."
"Beat my drum, strike my gong, and life will be full of rhythm."
As the sun sets, birds sing and flowers bloom.
Humming a song from his hometown, Chen Feng and his younger brother walked one after the other, crossing mountain streams and traversing earthen slopes, exploring the entire carnivorous area.
[Ding! Congratulations to the user for successfully checking in at the Crazy Zoo - Carnivore Zone]
[Unchecked areas: Flight area, Reptile area, Herbivore area, Marine area, Insect area]
To be fair, Crazy Zoo truly lives up to its 12-point mission rating; in just one-sixth of the territory, there are five factions and hundreds of monsters.
Besides the Howling Moon Cliff where the wolf demons reside, the carnivorous area also includes the leopard demons of the Shadow Forest, the lion demons of the Golden Mane Plain, the bear demons of Crimson Sun Peak, and the strongest force, the tiger demons of the Mysterious Fiend Cave.
Monsters are ranked by their cultivation time.
From the moment of transformation, those who cultivate for ten years are considered lowly minions, those who cultivate for a hundred years are considered leaders, and those who cultivate for a thousand years are considered kings.
Take Wolf Vanguard for example. After 150 years of cultivation, he is already considered a minor leader.
The leaders of each tribe have been cultivating for hundreds of years, with the leader of the Bear and Tiger tribe having cultivated for a thousand years.
"Two ancient demons, three kings, and several leaders."
Chen Feng thought to himself, "If I had known there were so many monsters, I wouldn't have taken the Hextech Gear first, but the War Chest."
As dusk fell.
Exhausted after a day of patrolling, the two demons returned to Howling Moon Cliff.
On the cliff.
Upon seeing the two, Wolf Vanguard's eyes flashed with a fierce light: "Why are you so late? Didn't you know you missed the meeting?"
Meeting?
Even monsters need to hold meetings?
Chen Feng casually asked, "What meeting?"
Wolf Vanguard spoke eloquently: "At the warm invitation of King Tiger, King Leopard, King Wolf has gone to Xuan Sha Cave for a meeting tonight."
"At the meeting, the Tiger King said that since thousands of years ago, jackals, wolves, tigers and leopards have been close partners, and they trust and support each other on the issue of cannibalism."
"Tiger King also emphasized that as long as he is elected as the leader of the carnivorous zone in the next election, he will definitely improve the happiness index of the monsters in the carnivorous zone and ensure that the monsters have someone to eat."
After talking for a while, Chen Feng felt sleepy, and Erlang next to him was yawning non-stop.
Wolf Vanguard asked, "Did you catch anyone today?"
"no."
Chen Feng knew that the other party was deliberately making things difficult for him.
Of all the jobs, patrolling the mountains is the most arduous and thankless, since you have to run around on the mountain and there's simply no time to lay a hand on the tourists.
So naturally, they couldn't catch anyone.
Of course, catching the person is useless.
Monsters can increase their cultivation level by eating people.
As the leader of all monsters, the "Great Demon" monopolized all resources and stipulated that all monsters under his command must hand over all humans they captured.
The reward for capturing someone was just some ordinary food like chicken and ribs.
Even so, it's still in limited supply.
Wolf Vanguard's gaze darkened: "Only those who capture people will have food to eat."
"If you don't catch anyone, go eat shit."
There is also competition among monsters.
Among the wolf demons of Howling Moon Cliff, Da Lang ranks third. If the old wolf king dies, then the wolf vanguard and Da Lang will compete for the leadership position.
Therefore, in order to strike at their opponents, Wolf Vanguard targets Dalang at every turn.
Chen Feng, who also had a temper, retorted, "What do you mean?"
Wolf Vanguard wanted to force Chen Feng to take action, so that they would have a reason to kill him: "Wolves travel a thousand miles to eat meat, dogs travel a thousand miles to eat shit. You should understand what I mean."
Erlang wagged his tail. He knew his elder brother was no match for Wolf Vanguard, and was even more injured today, so he couldn't act rashly. He quickly said, "Actually, eating shit is fine too?"
Chen Feng: "Hmm?"
Wolf Vanguard: "Hmm?"
After a brief silence.
Wolf Vanguard burst into hearty laughter: "Hahaha, your little brother is quite interesting. Well, we caught a human today, and he was carrying a bag of dog food, so we'll give it to you as a reward."
As he spoke, Wolf Vanguard waved his paw, and a wolf demon threw a woven bag on the ground.
"Come on, brothers, let's eat meat."
As Chen Feng watched Wolf Vanguard's retreating figure, his gaze gradually darkened. Just then, the sound of chewing came from the side.
Chen Feng was taken aback, then looked at the boy squatting on the ground and asked, "You really want to eat it?"
"It tastes pretty good." Erlang stuck out his tongue. "Big brother, I know a dog hole that leads to the herbivore area. Let's crawl in, borrow some milk from the bull demon there, lick this dog food, twist it, and soak it. It'll taste even better then."
Is your brainstem connected to your urinary system?
Chen Feng almost laughed out of anger at his underling. He looked Erlang over carefully and finally realized where that sense of familiarity and unease lay: "Are you a fucking dog?"
Upon hearing this, Erlang panicked instantly: "Big brother, how could this be? I'm a wolf!"
"You're not just a dog, you're a husky. Now I know why our cave looks like it's been demolished."
As a monster born in the mountains, Dalang couldn't distinguish between a wolf and a dog, but Chen Feng knew that a tail dragging down meant it was a wolf, and a tail standing up meant it was a dog.
"If you don't believe me, just howl."
"Awooo!" Erlang howled, then froze on the spot.
"Why am I barking like a dog?! (キ`゚Д゚´)!!"
Seeing Erlang's dejected expression, Chen Feng patted his head and comforted him, "It's okay, I'll take you to eat meat."
With that, Chen Feng walked deeper into the cliff.
Dark sky, white bones, boiling pot, delicious meat.
In front of the steaming cauldron stood fourteen ferocious, half-human, half-wolf monsters. Except for the old wolf king who was in a meeting, all the wolf demons of Howling Moon Cliff were here.
And this was accompanied by the crackling sound of firewood.
Beside the wolf demon were four tourists bound like rice dumplings, their faces filled with terror and devoid of color.
As the two brothers approached, all the wolf demons looked at Wolf Vanguard, seemingly asking for its opinion.
Wolf Vanguard's face hardened with anger: "I've already said, there's no place for you here, so get out of here!"
Seeing that their leader had spoken, the other wolf demons echoed in agreement:
"Big Brother, I heard you had an affair this morning and got beaten up."
"You're a disgrace to us wolf demons! How dare you eat meat bestowed upon you by a great demon?"
Caught in a group attack, Erlang quickly hid behind Chen Feng and whispered, "Brother, let's go. I don't want to eat meat anymore."
Wolf Vanguard stepped forward: "It's too late. If you had tucked your tails between your legs just now, I might have let it go. But now, you and your brother have to leave one leg behind."
Whether it's fighting for 150 years against 100 years, or fighting without injury against someone who is already injured, no matter how you look at it, the eldest brother has no chance of winning.
Erlang decisively stepped forward: "I'll handle this. Don't hurt my elder brother!"
His loyalty is commendable.
Chen Feng glanced at Erlang: "But you can keep your lackey."
Wolf Vanguard grinned, revealing his fangs: "When did I ever say I only wanted one leg?"
Normally, Wolf Vanguard would only dare to target Big Brother secretly, since they were all about the same size and a real fight might result in mutual destruction. But now that Big Brother was still seriously injured, it was afraid of nothing.
"Both of you, you must leave your legs behind."
Wolf Vanguard swung a claw at Chen Feng from a distance.
Chen Feng felt a gust of wind rush towards him. Based on Da Lang's memories, he knew that this was the wolf clan's sorcery of using the wind as a blade.
"Although I have a B-class hero-level physique, even an iron knife can't pierce through me, but a knife made of wind might be a different story."
Chen Feng dared not be careless and subconsciously shifted his body to the side.
Then, a click was heard.
An invisible wind blade brushed past Chen Feng and cleaved a tree more than 20 meters tall behind him in two.
Magic, what a wonderful thing!
Chen Feng smiled and said, "Next, it's my turn!"
As he spoke, a terrifying aura suddenly erupted, and Chen Feng instantly appeared in front of Wolf Vanguard, throwing a punch.
Snapped!
With a muffled thud like a heavy cannon, Wolf Vanguard flew out like a kite with a broken string.
"What?"
"How is this possible!"
The wolf demons stared at Chen Feng in disbelief.
Indeed, it's true that 150 years versus 100 years. If they really fought, the Wolf Vanguard wouldn't necessarily win. The wolf demons had also considered that the Vanguard might lose, but surely it wouldn't be like this, where they were instantly killed in one move.
"Oh? That's interesting."
Chen Feng raised his eyebrows. He noticed the large crater where the Wolf Vanguard had landed, with grass and trees moving and breathing sounds coming from it.
He took a wall-shattering punch and he's still alive?
What incredible vitality!
half an hour.
Wolf Vanguard did a somersault and rolled off the ground.
coming.
Chen Feng was ready to continue fighting.
But then, Wolf Vanguard suddenly lay down on the ground, pulled open his clothes, and exposed his belly, indicating his submission: "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"
what?
"Shouldn't this guy be furious and fight me to the death?"
"Damn it, this isn't going to follow the rules."
Looking at this rough-looking man lying on the ground with his limbs up and tongue sticking out, Chen Feng felt a chill and wished he could pluck his eyes out and wash them.
The wolf demons nearby were also stunned.
How did the leader become the thrower after just one punch?
"Brother, why is that?"
"Yeah, bro, don't be a coward, go for it!"
Encouraged by his underlings, Wolf Vanguard couldn't help but curse, "Bastards! Do you want me dead?!"
Then, he added ingratiatingly, "Brother Dalang, what would you like to eat? Anything is fine!"
"Yay!" Erlang rushed excitedly to the pot, drooling, and said, "Big brother! We can eat meat today!"
Are you this happy just because you ate some meat?
"Useless coward, good-for-nothing."
Chen Feng muttered to himself as he stretched out his hand toward Wolf Vanguard: "You, give me a copy of the technique you used to employ the wind blade."
Magic is great! I need to learn magic!
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