Dragon Ball - King of Super Membranes

The cadre next to me immediately knelt down, lying on the ground and told me: "Yes, you are now the manager of the universe, and we will all obey your orders."

"Okay, tell me, why do you hate the former universe manager so much?"

"It's hard to say..."

"Don't you obey my instructions? This is the first order I gave: answer me."

"Well...many of the rules he made are squeezing us. At the same time, his attitude towards us is also very bad. We..."

"No need to say more, I understand, so I will first announce my second order after taking office: immediately cancel the three kneeling and nine kowtow ceremonies!"

The scene immediately fell silent. Almost everyone looked at me dumbfounded. I knew they must not be used to it yet, so I said: "This is an order, you must obey it!"

Everyone was surprised at first, but gradually they began to smile and started laughing one after another. They almost said in unison: "Okay, we will definitely do it!" Then I asked again: "I believe the previous universe manager has formulated many rules, so how do you remember these rules?"

"He wrote these rules in a booklet for us to take with us every day and asked us to read it often."

"Pamphlet? Do you have it now? Show it to me."

"Yes, of course. Here, this is it."

The cadre handed me a... "pamphlet." I stared at the "booklet" that was as big as a palm and as thick as a dictionary. "Is this what you call a pamphlet? It's so thick that it's almost as big as a dictionary, so why call it a pamphlet?"

Having said that, I started flipping through this "booklet". "Article 1, you are not allowed to contradict anything the Universe Manager says. Violators will be dealt with personally by the Universe Manager." "Article 2, you are not allowed to object to the decisions made by the Universe Manager. They must be strictly implemented."... Watch I couldn't help sticking out my tongue, laughing, and said, "If I hadn't met him in person, I would have thought that the person who wrote this booklet was a lunatic. Well, I have decided. I will be the third person after taking office." My order is that everyone should destroy this booklet they are carrying with them. If anyone is found still carrying it, just...just...just arrest him!"