Konoha's Negative Emotional System
Chapter 80 Exposed on the fart
Soon, two ninjas from the Konoha ANBU team came to investigate. With the information behind them, they had to conduct preliminary tests.
Kakuzu remained motionless, he knew not to do anything to the two scouting ninjas, or even attract the attention of the two scouting ninjas, otherwise the members of the Konoha ANBU team behind would definitely be more vigilant, and would most likely stop or stop. Take a detour.
Kakuzu hid his figure more carefully. As long as the Konoha ANBU team came over, he could strike quickly and hit him with one blow.Hehe, thinking of the huge S-class bounty, Kakuzu licked his lips greedily and became more cautious. The S-class bounty was quite a lot of money.
"I don't have any ninja lurking here" said a Konoha ANBU ninja.
"There doesn't seem to be one here either. I'll take a look." Another Konoha ANBU ninja.
A slight smile appeared at the corner of Kakuzu's mouth. His concealment skills are still very strong. After all, I am the one who fought with the first God of Naruto. Isn't it easy to hide from just a few Konoha ANBU?
The smile on Kakudu's face froze. He suddenly discovered something very serious. His stomach hurt a little and he really wanted to fart. Oh, no, he couldn't. At such a critical moment, a fart might go bad. It's a big deal, there's an S-level reward, a lot of money.
I endure, I endure, I endure again.Kakuzu's face was blue, why did he suddenly have a stomachache? It couldn't be that there was something wrong with the Bingliangwan.
Kakuzu's stomach was churning, and he could hardly bear it anymore. However, he was still insisting with strong perseverance, and he must not fart. For the S-class bounty, I really couldn't bear it anymore.
However, Kakuzu is Kakuzu after all. As an experienced and veteran ninja, he suddenly became wise when he couldn't bear it anymore and decided to fart in stages, a little at a time, so that basically there would be no movement.
I have to say that Kakuzu's idea was very good. At least on the surface, the two Konoha detective ANBU did not hear anything.
"It seems this area is safe." A Konoha Anbu breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey, no, why do I smell something bad? Who is farting?" Another Konoha ANBU frowned and was on guard.
"Oops, exposed." Kakudu felt a pain in his balls. His fart made no sound, but the problem was still stinky. He was discovered now.
"Pfft", Kakuzu couldn't bear it anymore. Since there were signs of exposure, Konoha Anbu would definitely investigate more carefully. If it couldn't be concealed, there was no need to hide it.
"It feels so good." After farting out, Kakuzu felt that his stomach was finally not so bloated, but he seemed to want to go to the toilet to solve his physiological problems.
"There's an ambush!" Konoha's detective ANBU shouted. The ambusher even farted as a prelude to the attack. He looked confident.
The Konoha ANBU team was immediately alert. They were all jounin and chuunin, and their strength was not weak. Even if they faced the Kage level directly, they were not without the strength to fight.
"It's troublesome." Kakuzu really didn't expect that he would be exposed. In the current situation, alas, he could only attack by force.
"Is there only one person?" the leading Konoha cat-faced ANBU pondered.
At this time, Kakuzu no longer hid, he took the initiative to stand up and said sadly: "There are more than one."
"Swish, swish, swish", Kakuzu split into three clones.
"Puff puff puff", the clones of the three corners farted loudly one by one.
""The members of the Konoha ANBU team were a little confused. What did farting mean? They had never heard of this kind of fighting method.
Kakuzu's expression is very awkward. This is not his personality. He is a very cautious and serious person, and he is definitely not doing it for fun.
"Your Excellency, could it be that you were going to the toilet just now?" the Konoha cat-faced ANBU who took the lead asked cautiously. Kakuzu's way of appearing was too strange. It was completely different from ordinary sneak attackers. After all, who would fart before a sneak attack? The prelude is stupid.
"I'm not" Kakuzu categorically denied. I am a powerful and stealthy sneak attacker, not someone squatting on the roadside to shit.
"Stop talking nonsense and hand over the scrolls in your hands." Kakuzu took action directly, with his ultimate move.
"Thunder Release Pseudo-Darkness" Kakuto Lei's clone.
Thunder Escape Pseudo Darkness: Transform multiple beams of thunder into sharp spears to pierce the enemy.It hides an astonishing power that can penetrate even the hardest rocks, making it an extremely lethal technique.If you increase the number of mines, you can kill many enemies in an instant.Avoiding thunder coming at high speed is extremely difficult.
"Wind Release Pressure" Kakuzu Kaze clone.
Wind Escape Pressure Damage: The super heavy cannon of the storm, which resembles a fierce scratch, fires out tornadoes that are compressed to a high density in pieces. Once it hits the target, it will sweep away all objects with extreme ultra-high wind pressure.If used by a ninja who can change the nature of wind to the extreme, the whirlpool formed by the storm will explode over a wide area, causing huge damage to the target and its surroundings.
"Fire Release Head Hardworking" Kakuzu Fire Clone.
Fire Release: A small fireball falling on the ground, instantly expanding the burning range and swallowing everything around it.Coupled with the nature of the wind, the fire became even more intense, and its explosiveness was enough to turn the surrounding land into a sea of flames in an instant.
Thunder and lightning were raging, and wind and fire struck each other, showing an astonishing power in an instant.
"Oops, this is a shadow-level strongman." The Konoha cat-faced ANBU who took the lead changed greatly, and said anxiously: "Act on plan B, the others will follow me."
The Konoha Anbu team will consider various situations before taking action, and then prepare several strategies. A simple plan B contains many details unknown to the enemy.
"Whoosh", the two Konoha Chuunin Anbu turned around and wanted to leave.
"Water Release Water Curtain" Kakuzu released another clone, blocking in front of the two Chuunin Anbu.
"What?" The hearts of the Konoha ANBU team sank. The strength of this Kage level was a bit strange.
"Give up, and give me the information. I can consider sparing your lives." Kakuzu started to deceive, and he was very skilled in this aspect.
"Oh" Konoha's cat-faced ANBU asked calmly, "If we give you the information, will you really let us go?"
"Of course, I, Minazuki Iron Hammer, always keep my word," Kakuzu assured, patting his chest.
"Okay then" the cat-faced Anbu reached for his ninja bag, then pulled it out suddenly and threw out a few detonating charms.Ever since the Konoha army used the detonating talisman to win the decisive battle against the Sand Ninja Army, the Konoha ninjas have paid special attention to the use of the detonating talisman.
"Boom, boom, boom" After several huge explosions, the members of the Konoha ninja team quickly took action to eliminate Kakuzu's strange clone first.
Kakuzu remained motionless, he knew not to do anything to the two scouting ninjas, or even attract the attention of the two scouting ninjas, otherwise the members of the Konoha ANBU team behind would definitely be more vigilant, and would most likely stop or stop. Take a detour.
Kakuzu hid his figure more carefully. As long as the Konoha ANBU team came over, he could strike quickly and hit him with one blow.Hehe, thinking of the huge S-class bounty, Kakuzu licked his lips greedily and became more cautious. The S-class bounty was quite a lot of money.
"I don't have any ninja lurking here" said a Konoha ANBU ninja.
"There doesn't seem to be one here either. I'll take a look." Another Konoha ANBU ninja.
A slight smile appeared at the corner of Kakuzu's mouth. His concealment skills are still very strong. After all, I am the one who fought with the first God of Naruto. Isn't it easy to hide from just a few Konoha ANBU?
The smile on Kakudu's face froze. He suddenly discovered something very serious. His stomach hurt a little and he really wanted to fart. Oh, no, he couldn't. At such a critical moment, a fart might go bad. It's a big deal, there's an S-level reward, a lot of money.
I endure, I endure, I endure again.Kakuzu's face was blue, why did he suddenly have a stomachache? It couldn't be that there was something wrong with the Bingliangwan.
Kakuzu's stomach was churning, and he could hardly bear it anymore. However, he was still insisting with strong perseverance, and he must not fart. For the S-class bounty, I really couldn't bear it anymore.
However, Kakuzu is Kakuzu after all. As an experienced and veteran ninja, he suddenly became wise when he couldn't bear it anymore and decided to fart in stages, a little at a time, so that basically there would be no movement.
I have to say that Kakuzu's idea was very good. At least on the surface, the two Konoha detective ANBU did not hear anything.
"It seems this area is safe." A Konoha Anbu breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey, no, why do I smell something bad? Who is farting?" Another Konoha ANBU frowned and was on guard.
"Oops, exposed." Kakudu felt a pain in his balls. His fart made no sound, but the problem was still stinky. He was discovered now.
"Pfft", Kakuzu couldn't bear it anymore. Since there were signs of exposure, Konoha Anbu would definitely investigate more carefully. If it couldn't be concealed, there was no need to hide it.
"It feels so good." After farting out, Kakuzu felt that his stomach was finally not so bloated, but he seemed to want to go to the toilet to solve his physiological problems.
"There's an ambush!" Konoha's detective ANBU shouted. The ambusher even farted as a prelude to the attack. He looked confident.
The Konoha ANBU team was immediately alert. They were all jounin and chuunin, and their strength was not weak. Even if they faced the Kage level directly, they were not without the strength to fight.
"It's troublesome." Kakuzu really didn't expect that he would be exposed. In the current situation, alas, he could only attack by force.
"Is there only one person?" the leading Konoha cat-faced ANBU pondered.
At this time, Kakuzu no longer hid, he took the initiative to stand up and said sadly: "There are more than one."
"Swish, swish, swish", Kakuzu split into three clones.
"Puff puff puff", the clones of the three corners farted loudly one by one.
""The members of the Konoha ANBU team were a little confused. What did farting mean? They had never heard of this kind of fighting method.
Kakuzu's expression is very awkward. This is not his personality. He is a very cautious and serious person, and he is definitely not doing it for fun.
"Your Excellency, could it be that you were going to the toilet just now?" the Konoha cat-faced ANBU who took the lead asked cautiously. Kakuzu's way of appearing was too strange. It was completely different from ordinary sneak attackers. After all, who would fart before a sneak attack? The prelude is stupid.
"I'm not" Kakuzu categorically denied. I am a powerful and stealthy sneak attacker, not someone squatting on the roadside to shit.
"Stop talking nonsense and hand over the scrolls in your hands." Kakuzu took action directly, with his ultimate move.
"Thunder Release Pseudo-Darkness" Kakuto Lei's clone.
Thunder Escape Pseudo Darkness: Transform multiple beams of thunder into sharp spears to pierce the enemy.It hides an astonishing power that can penetrate even the hardest rocks, making it an extremely lethal technique.If you increase the number of mines, you can kill many enemies in an instant.Avoiding thunder coming at high speed is extremely difficult.
"Wind Release Pressure" Kakuzu Kaze clone.
Wind Escape Pressure Damage: The super heavy cannon of the storm, which resembles a fierce scratch, fires out tornadoes that are compressed to a high density in pieces. Once it hits the target, it will sweep away all objects with extreme ultra-high wind pressure.If used by a ninja who can change the nature of wind to the extreme, the whirlpool formed by the storm will explode over a wide area, causing huge damage to the target and its surroundings.
"Fire Release Head Hardworking" Kakuzu Fire Clone.
Fire Release: A small fireball falling on the ground, instantly expanding the burning range and swallowing everything around it.Coupled with the nature of the wind, the fire became even more intense, and its explosiveness was enough to turn the surrounding land into a sea of flames in an instant.
Thunder and lightning were raging, and wind and fire struck each other, showing an astonishing power in an instant.
"Oops, this is a shadow-level strongman." The Konoha cat-faced ANBU who took the lead changed greatly, and said anxiously: "Act on plan B, the others will follow me."
The Konoha Anbu team will consider various situations before taking action, and then prepare several strategies. A simple plan B contains many details unknown to the enemy.
"Whoosh", the two Konoha Chuunin Anbu turned around and wanted to leave.
"Water Release Water Curtain" Kakuzu released another clone, blocking in front of the two Chuunin Anbu.
"What?" The hearts of the Konoha ANBU team sank. The strength of this Kage level was a bit strange.
"Give up, and give me the information. I can consider sparing your lives." Kakuzu started to deceive, and he was very skilled in this aspect.
"Oh" Konoha's cat-faced ANBU asked calmly, "If we give you the information, will you really let us go?"
"Of course, I, Minazuki Iron Hammer, always keep my word," Kakuzu assured, patting his chest.
"Okay then" the cat-faced Anbu reached for his ninja bag, then pulled it out suddenly and threw out a few detonating charms.Ever since the Konoha army used the detonating talisman to win the decisive battle against the Sand Ninja Army, the Konoha ninjas have paid special attention to the use of the detonating talisman.
"Boom, boom, boom" After several huge explosions, the members of the Konoha ninja team quickly took action to eliminate Kakuzu's strange clone first.
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