The Thousand Faces of Konoha's Weird Man

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The best thing in the world is always an excuse

Whether it's for others or for yourself.

"The specific situation can only be concluded after the ANBU report on the corpse." At this point, the boss of Sarutobi finally concluded the whole matter. The next step is the highlight of this scam, "Because the third generation is temporarily trapped in In view of the current situation, the elders need to discuss the next policy of the village. You are here to guard the assassin. You come with me to inform the elders of the dormitory and the elders of Mito."

Sarutobi casually selected one unlucky person to keep, and the other followed him as evidence to report to the top management of Konoha.

Koharu and Mito Kaden have always been Sarutobi's allies. It is absolutely right to find them at this time. These three people have been operating in Konoha for many years and have almost half of Konoha's say. Of course, Boss Sarutobi is not just here to discuss the so-called formulation of policies or emergency measures, but to seize the opportunity.

Sakichi had previously revealed to him the relationship between Kabuto Yakushi, Orochimaru and Danzo. Now that Kabuto Yakushi appears in front of Kakashi, Danzo's rebellion against the village will be confirmed. Maybe he could use some excuses, such as not knowing clearly or being deceived, but the death penalty can be avoided, and the crime of living is inevitable. Boss Sarutobi is confident that even if he can't be killed, Danzo can still shed some skin. . If the most important political opponent of the Sarutobi clan can be successfully eliminated, and the old man is given another two years to allow himself or Asuma to earn enough political capital, he is absolutely confident that he will continue to continue the Sarutobi clan's influence on Konoha. 's rule.

The premise is that there are no variables

Seeing the anxious mood of Boss Sarutobi, Sakichi shook his head helplessly. Not to mention that things could really go as Sarutobi imagined. Even if everything went well, Sakichi didn't think that Konoha's power class would quietly wait for him to accumulate strength. . With such a good opportunity to reshuffle the cards, the stupidest people would be those who wait for it.

The result of the reshuffle can be seen from the scenes of the Twelve Xiaoqiang. Let's take Hinata and Tiantian's teams as an example. The reason why Tiantian was able to be included in Hinata's team shows that his family focused on it at that time and was still quite popular in Konoha. Influential.

At least they are one of the best in Konoha in terms of wealth, and they control the lifeline of Konoha. Like Nara, who controls pharmaceuticals, they control the manufacturing of strategic material ninja tools, so they should be taken seriously.

But in the later battles, she had almost no chance to perform. This does not mean that summoning ninja tools is not powerful. Mito Kaden's specialty is also summoning ninja tools. Isn't Konan's fighting method just a detonating charm? The key is that he is marginalized and has no chance to participate in the battle that determines the life and death of Konoha. This is also a concentrated expression of his family's status in Konoha. After reading the subsequent story, everyone can know that in the later period, the world of scientific ninja tools was dominated by Boruto. Boruto would call Uncle Fangsuke, which shows that Tiantian's family was completely defeated in the sales of ninja tools and lost an important financial support. , Although he has no worries about food and clothing every day, he has lost his original social status. This is the essential difference between ordinary businessmen and official businessmen.

Of course, this does not mean that political correctness can make up for the lack of contribution. The two complement each other. It's still the example just now. Hinata gradually entered the political stage by hugging Naruto's golden thigh, so they really don't have to pay anything? Obviously not, the life of the children of the separated family has once again made progress for the main family. Sacrifice is also a kind of contribution. The same goes for Xiao Li, but what Xiao Li sacrificed was not himself, but his teacher. The blue beast has paved the way for his disciples. Xiao Li even has children of his own, but he doesn't have them every day.

However, it always takes the Sarutobi boss or the Sarutobi family to persist for a while before Sakichi can profit from it. The fifth generation of Tsunade is an inevitable result. After all, the third generation was defeated by Orochimaru. In everyone's impression, only Tsunade is the same. Jiraiya or Tsunade, who are Sannin, can defeat him.

Currently, Orochimaru is Konoha's main enemy

Just like Barcelona and Real Madrid, if you buy Messi, then I can only buy Cristiano Ronaldo to compete with you. In fact, in such a team, the core players with unlimited firing rights are not very demanding on their own strength. As long as the basics are If you are good enough, you can achieve good results, but the most important thing is still reputation. This is the model of campaigning in capitalist countries. They spend money every day for publicity. What they hope to get is prestige. For the common people of Konoha, it doesn’t matter who is the Hokage, but what they need is a Hokage who can protect the safety of the village. You five No matter how strong Gokai is, he is just White Fang's son, and what he does on weekdays is just dirty things. Who knows what achievements you have. But Tsunade is different from Jiraiya. They participated in the Ninja World War and forced Sansho to retreat. The ruthless man of Uo Hanzo is like the shadow of a famous tree, a very simple truth.

At the same time, in this Konoha collapse plan, the family forces are also very aware of Konoha's decline. They urgently need a leader with an expanded personality. The easiest way to judge hawks and doves is to look at age, and then resume. In the absence of interference from the older generation, everyone is more willing to support someone who at least looks younger to take on the important task of Hokage.

In fact, if Danzo is not so desperate for death, he still has a good chance. As long as he establishes a positive enough image and then becomes famous in the process of chasing Orochimaru, then taking over the position of Hokage is simply a matter of course. He must have qualifications and qualifications. , you need connections, you need strength, you need power, you need power, but it’s a pity that one step was wrong, and every step was wrong. I’m afraid he didn’t expect that the third generation would really leave this time.

In line with our party's fine tradition of helping the horse and taking him for a ride, Sakichi was still going to remind Sarutobi: "I heard that someone saw Jiraiya-sama coming back."

After "Jiraiya" was stunned for a short time, Sarutobi instantly realized the significance of the information provided by Sakichi. At such a sensitive moment, Jiraiya suddenly returned to the village. Who would believe that Sakichi believed that he had no idea about the position of Hokage? This guy is Xianyun Yehe. Compared with rights, he is more like a romantic poet. It is still the kind with high output and wide coverage.

But people who don't know Jiraiya don't think so. To put it more positively, this guy is worried about the safety of the village and returned to the village when Konoha was in the most difficult time.

However, if it's Gang Jing, since you know the village is in danger, why don't you come back earlier?

What do the conspirators think? You and Orochimaru are "good brothers". Did you agree that one of you would get rid of the teacher and the other would take his place? The two of you successfully divided Konoha's assets. You have been in love for decades. Acting is a world where thinking is extremely scary. The biggest enemy of human beings is actually their own brain, because all you know is what it tells you. Who knows whether it is really right or not.

"Why did he come back suddenly?"

"I heard that I decided to return to Konoha after finding out about Orochimaru's unusual movements and information about a mysterious organization. There may be something that needs to be reported to the third generation. But now it seems that this is no longer the most important thing."

The most important thing is of course to seize the position of Hokage's agent. Saki also nodded at Sarutobi in disguise. I have told you everything I know, what I don’t know, what I can and cannot say. If you still can’t make arrangements for Jiraiya clearly, then you are really a pig teammate. .

In this world of survival of the fittest, Zoji allows people to be cunning, bad, and even immoral. He also has the same standards for his teammates. There is only one quality that he does not allow, and that is stupidity.

Because idiots cannot communicate, they will be eliminated from the world sooner or later. Stupidity is contagious. If your teammates become stupid, it may harm the entire team.

There is a joke that the biggest difference between terrorists and women is that terrorists can negotiate, but women cannot. The reason why we can't negotiate is because we can't communicate. What does the inability to communicate mean? It means that this woman is a fool.

If you are not stupid, why did you explode? Explosion cannot solve the problem, it can only deepen the conflict between the two parties. The result will be breakup, divorce, etc. Even if they are reluctant to stay together, I am afraid that they are not in the mood to have children, so the inheritance of this woman's genes will be cut off. , the world will eliminate inferior genes. Even if you are forced to give birth to a child, you will suffer from various mental illnesses due to family reasons. When you grow up, you will face hell-level social difficulties. It will be difficult to adapt, and you will naturally be eliminated.

This is not the case for a bad woman. She will cover up her emotions, use other means to get rid of her husband, and become the winner of the survival of the fittest. For example, Dalang's taking medicine is a classic case, or Ma Rong's operation method transfers assets, enough to nourish himself for a lifetime, or like Captain Mo Jian, when he has money and leisure, he finds a young and handsome guy with strong horsepower. Enjoy life.

Fortunately, Boss Sarutobi is not a complete idiot. When Saki said this, his thin face under the mask wrinkled up like an orange peel. It was such an eventful year, and a few more troublemakers appeared in Konoha, which was already in chaos.

"I will handle these things as soon as possible for you." As the saying goes, plans can't keep up with changes. If Sarutobi wants to solve things as soon as possible, he needs manpower. So is there a more suitable candidate than Sakichi? He is smart, powerful, and has a clear understanding of the overall plan. If this kind of character can help the Sarutobi clan wholeheartedly, someone may even be reluctant to clean up after this turmoil. Drop him.

However, Sakichi was not prepared to give him this kind of opportunity to put himself in front of others. The Sarutobi clan was doomed to fail. The best outcome was to hold Naruto's golden thigh and let his descendant Konohamaru be like Kakashi. Like this, he briefly sat in the position of Hokage for a few years and did his best for the descendants of Naruto or the descendants of Uchiha. It was still the same words to help him get on the horse and guide him for a ride.

This is all a routine.

So Saki decisively interrupted Sarutobi: "I have other things to do. Although it is inconvenient to reveal it to you, you can rest assured that my mission is definitely not in Konoha."

Didn't you say that I am directly under the third generation? The mission is also confidential, so I will go as far as possible and draw a clear line. Sakichi has made it very clear. Although I can't help you, I will never cause trouble in Konoha. You can feel free to spread your arms and fuck hard.

After hesitating again and again, Sarutobi still didn't speak. There was no time to argue now. There were too many things that needed to be dealt with, especially Danzo, who had to be killed before the other party could obtain enough information. Without speaking any more, he simply followed the original plan and chose to evacuate with his lackey.

Zoji didn't hesitate and jumped directly onto Winston's back. In terms of mobility, this orangutan was much more powerful than a human. What's more, doesn't a psychic beast look majestic only when someone rides on its head?

Winston jumped up and instantly became a beautiful sight in the offensive and defensive battle of Konoha. Although Sakichi and Sarutobi were not delayed for a long time, after the third generation and Orochimaru decided the winner, especially the separation of Suna Ninja, The sound ninja fell into decline, and they were retreating in an orderly manner. Sakichi now came out, completely beating a drowned dog.

You can't run, you can't be strong, you can't squat down and perform a trick of surrender, right? Orochimaru is not very friendly to prisoners, which also makes Oto-nin have a fixed mindset in his mind. Being a prisoner will not end well, of course. Konoha's treatment of prisoners may not be much better, but the methods are more concealed and not enough for outsiders.

"Fire Escape Phoenix Immortal Fire"

"Water escape water dragon bomb"

"Wind escape breakthrough"

Wind Release is the second attribute change that Sakichi chose. It is still in the training stage, and these sound ninjas are the best targets. Coupled with Winston's Thunder Release, Saki was like the god of war. He defeated all the soldiers without the ability to fight back. He also had a complete set of ninjutsu and was extremely cool in close-quarters combat.

The Konoha ninjas were stunned when they saw it. Fortunately, Sakichi was dressed as a Konoha ANBU, so he was not hurt by friendly forces when he appeared on the scene. After Saki made his position clear, he conquered these soldiers with his outstanding fighting power. The slightly dazed Konoha ninja seemed to see the young Hiruzen, using the five-series escape technique as easily as his arms and fingers, fighting efficiently and gorgeously, holding a magic weapon. The ape transformed into a golden cudgel and cut a bloody path through the crowd.

When exactly did another ninja of all series appear in Konoha who was good at using demon apes?

Although it was unintentional, Zoji accidentally pretended to be a big rival again.

But he didn't have time to pay attention to this now, because he saw a familiar figure, and his interest was instantly attracted.

This guy is really tough, and he hasn't been killed yet.

It's a pity that there is a road to heaven but you don't take it, and there is no door to hell but you break in. So let me continue to use the waste.

Nowadays, Zoji is simply possessed by a cuckold, and his whole body exudes the light of environmental protection.