The strongest ninja in Konoha

As long as it is a war, it will inevitably be accompanied by death. The horse souls of dead horsemen, especially the horse souls of high-level horsemen, will be collected by the Horse Soul Palace, and will continue to increase for Sima to destroy the life and attack the Masala Emperor. strength.

The so-called "rat-feeding" holy war between the three kingdoms, in the eyes of Sima Miesheng of the Ma Soul Sect, no matter who loses or wins in the three kingdoms, it is not the point. The point is that the more people die in the Ma Qi Continent, the better, and the strength of the dead is The more strong horsemen the better.

As long as he successfully breaks through the legendary realm of Horse Emperor, it will no longer be difficult to unify or even completely rule the Horse Qi Continent.

There is a popular proverb in Ma Qi Continent.

The so-called "Everyone knows Sima's desire to destroy life" actually refers to Sima's unabashed ambition to destroy life.

All these factors prompted Zhuge Yaochen, the prime minister of the "rat" country, to formulate a plan to unite the "dirty" to fight against the "feeding" at the beginning of the holy war.

At first, the army and the people of the Rat Kingdom were united and adhered to correct strategies and tactics. Together with the "Dirty" Kingdom, they were still able to fight evenly with the "Feed" Kingdom controlled by Sima Miesheng.

But the bad thing is that his former big boss, Lao Liu, is indeed the emperor of the "rat" country, and after all, he cannot escape the short-sighted character of the rat.

Not only did he seize the "dirty" country's secret knowledge of the country, but also the heaven-level equestrian skills horse wheat skin

He also took the opportunity to "dirty" Ma Xiang, the younger sister of the country's leader.

Regarding this point, Lao Liu’s own unilateral explanation is that actually it was not his original intention to do bad things. He was completely tempted by “dirty” the country.

Why do you want to ask me why the "dirty" country is tempting me?

Okay, let me ask you, since the name of your "dirty" country is called "dirty", what does it mean to be dirty?

Those who pollute can also pollute the country. Those who pollute the country can also be polluted.

As the saying goes, "Those who pollute the country will always be polluted by others," don't you make it clear that this is a psychological suggestion to tempt me to do bad things?

Since everyone in the country can be tainted, then it’s no big deal for me to taint you, the sister of the leader of the country, right?

That is to say, taking ten thousand steps back, we are not only an alliance of "dirty rats", just a nest of so-called "dirty rats", but we are also neighbors. Even if I am not the old Wang next door, I am still the old Liu next door.

But man’s calculation is not as good as God’s calculation

What Boss Liu didn't expect was that Ma Xiang, the sister of the filthy king, was no ordinary filthy woman.

A few months later, news came from the dirty country. In addition to being strong-willed, she chose an auspicious day to eat rice dumplings on the Dragon Boat Festival and threw herself into the river in tears.

This time, the horse incense did not become popular, nor did the horse incense rise. Instead, it became horse burning incense.

Now things are really going bad.

The leader of the dirty country, Ma Zhongmou, whose real name is Ma Quan and whose nickname is "Zhongmou", did not buy into the unilateral speech of the old Liu next door.

Although he knew the truth of the matter, in order to commemorate a certain great ancient, he sent his sensible sister Ma Xiang, who was a member of the "Government Council" of the "Government" high-level officials, as the high-level representative of the "Government" company to represent the company. The director-general himself went to the Leiluo River to preside over the ceremony and give a speech.

However, what Ma Zhong did not expect was that although his sister was extremely powerful, she had the highest record of being able to fight a thousand strong men at the same time without being defeated.

But when it comes to literature and art, she is ignorant and incompetent. She knew she would be bragging on stage tomorrow and didn’t prepare a draft in advance. She also couldn’t understand the eulogy written for her by her servants. She couldn’t recognize all the words.

In front of tens of thousands of people from the "dirty" country in the audience, Ma Xiang stared at the big words with the manuscript in his hand. What the hell is written in Xindao? It knows me, but I don’t know it.

Even though Ma Xiang from Taiwan has mastered the secret skill of "dirty" Guozhenguo and the heaven-level equestrian skill Ma Maipi, he has reached the highest level of perfection.

But at this time, the rotten girl has no use, and she curses in her heart that I am just illiterate and not a young scholar. But his mouth was stammering and he couldn't say a word.

This host's speech was obviously messed up.

In fact, it can be seen from here that the gap between "sensible" and "scientific leader" is still very obvious.

Well, after all, Ma Xiang is not fully sensible yet, so she can't do the job of "chief executive".

But the problem is that at this time, she is speaking on behalf of the "Director-General", on behalf of the "dirty" country's head, and on behalf of the "dirty" country's royal family.

At this moment, Ma Xiang, who had experienced hundreds of battles and was covered in wounds and beds, was wrong, was covered in sores and wrong, should be "covered in guts", couldn't help but feel a little ashamed. .

I feel ashamed that the chairman and eldest brother Ma Zhongmou has cultivated and had high hopes for me, and I feel ashamed of the ancestors who "tainted" the country's "emperor" family for failing to carry forward the "emperor" family's spirit.

It is difficult to cross the River of Tears, and I no longer have the face to face the elders from Jiangdong

I am so ashamed that I have no choice but to kill myself to thank the world.

But it hurts too much to kill yourself. It is a death that only the hegemon in the world can endure.

I, Ma Xiang, am a weak woman like a cricket. To put it simply, I am just a weak woman. I am afraid I cannot bear that kind of death.

Well, then it’s better not to die.

But what to do next

I can't stand down in front of so many people. If I don't kill myself to apologize, why should I kiss or touch myself?

No, there is a huge difference between kissing oneself and killing oneself. Anyone who is not a fool can spot the difference, not to mention the sharp eyes of the people in the audience.

Since it is a live broadcast, you not only have to pretend, but you also have to pretend to be a little bit like it.

It is necessary to explain something to the director, but also to be able to hide it from the eyes of the people who want to eat melons.

It's not okay to commit suicide or live broadcast a self-kissing.

The former was so miserable that she never thought about it

The latter, although adhering to the essence of "dirty" the "imperial" house of the country, is obviously not applicable to the current scenario.

Ma Xiang's eyes lit up in a hurry. By the way, I can pretend to jump into the river.

When she thought of this, she glanced at the entourage provided by Ma Zhongmou, the chairman and eldest brother, on the stage.

Among the entourage, she saw the leader, and then her eyes lit up, which made her more convinced of her thoughts, and she felt that this plan was very feasible.

Because, the leader of this man is named Ma Yu, which means "cervix". His official title is "Dadudu", which is the official position of Ma Qi in mainland China. His rank is roughly the same as that of the ancient governor, and his IQ is the same as that of the governor in ancient times. His eyesight is as famous as Zhuge Yaochen, the Prime Minister of the Rat Kingdom.

Don’t you hear it, which rat is the parasite and the sound dust, there is a dinosaur, there is no pollution, there is the cervix, Zhuge Yaochen, the word for "dinosaur"

It's about these two beings who are evenly matched.

In short, Ma Yu and Ma Jie, because they are respectful in life and respectful in work, have risen to the top all the way, and were promoted by their brother Ma Zhong to a big belly. They are almost equivalent to the Prime Minister of the Rat Kingdom. Their abilities and minds are definitely not for the royal family of the country. Covered by quilt

In short, although Ma Cervix always acts very slowly, every time she and the two of her are doing business together, he moves too slowly and makes himself so anxious that he almost develops cervical cancer.

As a result, Ma Xiang, who is also a senior manager of the same company, could not enjoy himself or feel any happiness at all while working with him.

But it is undeniable that those who have real firewood caves are such terrifying and rare existences in Ma Qi Continent.

If you want to put on a show, pretending to throw yourself into the river, you have to make it more realistic. The anchors and actors try their best, but they still need support. Live broadcasting is not that simple and can be done by one person, especially this kind of live broadcast. , and it requires precise teamwork.

There must be a sober person next to you who understands your intention of not wanting to die. At the critical moment, you must stop yourself and give you a hand.

: Passing the Huangquan Road dungeon will be very depressing and boring. So I added a few funny chapters in the middle to liven up the atmosphere. The story of Ma Qi Continent is purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and has nothing to do with reality.