JOJO: Bizarre Adventure

Time goes back half an hour.

"Rohan-san, is this really okay?"

"This is the strategist's order; his calculations have never been wrong."

This time, only Qiao Zhou can do this.

Our future strategy rests entirely on his shoulders. This isn't a request; it's a military order. You must convey this to him in its entirety.

"Yes, sir!"

Fu Yao saluted Rohan on the shore and then left.

"..."

"Huh?! You want me to persuade Yoshikage Kira?!"

Qiao Zhou was stunned when he heard this request.

"Yes, as long as I get him to agree to join this operation, that will be fine."

"Um... Brother Fu Yao, can I not go...?"

"No, this is the organization's arrangement, and it's your first task after joining. Moreover, it's the strategist's arrangement, so there can't be any mistakes."

Three minutes later, Qiao Zhou nervously headed towards the direction where Yoshikage Kira was.

"Otherwise, I wouldn't do this job for Fu Yao's sake."

"..."

"Mr. Yoshikage Kira...do you have time to chat?"

Seeing Yoshikage Kira and Jotaro Kujo about to fight, Qiao Zhou's legs went weak.

Damn it, he can't afford to mess with either of them.

His own Stand is just a blank slate, with only average Strength and Speed ​​stats.

Not to mention the physical damage dealer, the version's chosen one, "Platinum Star".

Even the power of the "Killer Queen" is beyond his reach.

(The Emperor's strength was A, and his speed was B.)

Moreover, both of them are top-tier in terms of ability.

At this moment, Qiao Zhou was unaware that Jotaro in front of him would not stop time.

But that's not the point, because it doesn't really matter whether time stops or not.

Qiao Zhou quietly led Kira Yoshikage to a small room and revealed the Revolutionary Army's demands.

"You want me to go on a mission with the revolutionary army?! No way!"

Kira refused outright and summoned "Killer Queen".

"Hey, hey, don't rush! We're discussing this..."

Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Qiao Zhou quickly tried to smooth things over.

"It's just a mission in Europe, we can discuss it... Besides, you can treat it as a publicly funded vacation..."

Qiao Zhou cursed inwardly without stopping. He didn't even believe the bullshit he was spouting. What made that strategist think he could convince that freak, Yoshikage Kira?

Amynos!

Being a transmigrator is incredibly frustrating. I started with a bizarre and hellish dungeon and a cataclysmic collapse, and all I got was a useless blank substitute. Fighting basically meant I had to fight my way through the night.

I can't even run away, my teammates keep disconnecting, and I've managed to become one of the top losers on the leaderboard despite being a useless coward.

Aside from his impressive battle record and knowledge of the original world's plot, he's practically useless right now...

"Wait a minute, I know the original world's plot!"

Qiao Zhou wished the storyteller would slap him. He was clearly a transmigrator, familiar with the plot and characters, so why didn't he use that knowledge?!

A perfect (but flawed) explanation came to mind.

After polishing the wording slightly, Qiao Zhou smiled and began to speak.

"Mr. Kira, listen to me, let's analyze the current situation."

Yoshikage Kira didn't really intend to fight; he just wanted to scare Qiao Zhou.

"Tell me, let me hear what you have to say about it."

Yoshikage Kira pulled out the chair behind him and sat down.

That's what they said, but the big pink cat on the side was still eyeing them menacingly.

"In the current situation, Morio Town is basically ruined. To rebuild it, it will need at least the support of the government."

However, as a key figure in this riot, your information has likely already reached the government's meeting table.

In other words, as long as the Katz government remains in power, you will never have a peaceful life.

After saying this, Kira fell silent for a moment.

What I just described is only one of your predicaments.

At this point, even Qiao Zhou's breathing became heavy, and he unconsciously took a few steps back.

"Kira Yoshikage, age thirty-three, is on the surface just an ordinary office worker in Morioh."

Your true identity is actually the perpetrator of the Morioh serial murders, a man who enjoys hunting young women and killing them for profit.

A deranged serial killer!!

"Killer Queen!!!"

After Qiao Zhou finished speaking, Yoshikage Kira suddenly sprang into action, his "Killer Queen" right hand grabbing directly at Qiao Zhou's body.

However, Qiao Zhou was prepared, and the "storyteller" simply picked up a chair and placed it in front of him.

Since both were fast B-rank characters, and the "Storyteller" was prepared in advance, the "Killer Queen's" attack did not hit the opponent.

Without the slightest hesitation, Yoshikage Kira detonated the chair.

Such a close-range explosion is already deadly; after all, that's how Fatty died.

However, Qiao Zhou had already rehearsed it in his mind several times, and immediately threw the chair away after blocking the attack.

Bang!

The chair exploded in mid-air, and Qiao Zhou quickly shouted the next sentence:

"If I die, the information I just shared will be spread immediately!"

"grass"

Upon hearing this, Yoshikage Kira quickly withdrew his Stand's attack.

"Alright, Mr. Kira, now we can sit down and talk."

Fortunately, there were plenty of chairs in the room, so the two sat down again.

"The current situation is that the Katz government knows your information, and so do we."

Qiao Zhou tapped on the table.

"You know the Katz government. Given their nature, even if they don't kill you, you'll probably spend the rest of your life like those 'Black Nursery Rhymes' assassins, living a chaotic, wandering, and lifeless existence with no freedom, always on the edge of a knife."

"I don't know when the mission will start, I can't eat at a fixed time, I can't sleep at a fixed time, I can't wake up at a fixed time, every day I open my eyes to endless killing..."

(The members of "Black Nursery Rhymes": I had no idea we were in such a miserable situation.)

"do not talk!!!"

At this moment, Yoshikage Kira's hands were trembling. The scene Qiao Zhou described was worse than death to him. He would rather be chopped into mincemeat than live such a life.

"But you're lucky, you met us!"

The Revolutionary Army is about to engage in a decisive battle with the Katz government! Now, by joining the Revolutionary Army, you'll at least have these advantages.

Qiao Zhou began to comfort (brainwash) Yoshikage Kira again.

"After the revolutionary army wins, you will be a hero of the world. At that time, dozens of lives can be wiped out for you in no time!"

Furthermore, if you wish, your hero record can be hidden away, and the organization will rebuild your town for you, allowing you to live a peaceful life as you please!

"real……"

"Of course it's true! And that's not all. Since we're going to Europe this time, I know a really powerful Stand user there who can create human organs at will, including hands, and he can even customize them himself..."

"Is everything you're saying true?"

"Of course! You can trust me. Just imagine, after you overthrow the Katz government, you'll retire to a small town with a whole bunch of girlfriends of all kinds, living a peaceful, undisturbed office worker life..."

Listening to Joe PUA Zhou's description, Kira Yoshikage felt as if he had instantly traveled from the eighteenth level of hell to the Pure Land of Bliss.

"This bet is a sure thing: if you lose, you don't lose; if you win, you'll make a fortune! One word! Are you in or not?"

After hearing Qiao Zhou's words, Kira Yoshikage closed his eyes and steeled his resolve.

"Dry!"

"Okay! It's a deal!"

The two of them breathed a sigh of relief the moment they uttered their last words.

No one knows what they are thinking at this moment.