JOJO: Bizarre Adventure

The stand-in returned to the set to criticize the children.

Moreover, following the "Storyteller's Encyclopedia".

Another column will appear at the end of each chapter from time to time: [Dior's Kitchen] is officially launched.

(Are you sure you're speaking human language?)

This content pays homage to a blogger's series of the same name; those interested can search for it.

(That's not the point!)

【Dior's Kitchen】is mainly filled with references and homages, and its story is connected to the main movie's setting to some extent.

(Where did this connection come from!)

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Stand Name: Golden Hour

Original body: Claude Saman

Destructive power C

Speed ​​A

Range B

Persistence C

Precision C

Growth potential D

Ability: Briefly grants someone an "invincible" status, during which the person will not be harmed by any external forces.

It also cannot affect or harm others.

Comment: This ability looks familiar.

(This must be Kamui! This is definitely Kamui!)

Why do I feel like someone's playing the straight man in my jokes...?

This ability is quite interesting, and it's also very practical.

It was originally designed as a minor character.

Actually, it can be said that the Italian retreat was inherently a difficult battle to wage.

They needed to corner the group, lure out Eloto, and the battle location was very limited.

Therefore, of the three Stands designed, two are power-type Stands, and the other is a speed-type Stand.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to fight.

In a tiny space, they simultaneously faced Rohan Kanbe, Yoshikage Kira, and Jotaro Kujo.

Unless you're dealing with a monster with an extremely complex mechanic like the Terrorblade, it would be a miracle if you didn't get killed.

Therefore, I provided a limited strategy, a combination of strong mechanics and numerical values, which is a barely reasonable arrangement.

This character was originally just a minor character, and he'll likely have no more scenes later on.

Of course, there's also a possibility of a comeback.

However, there probably won't be any plot developments; any comeback appearances will likely just be brief cameos.

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Stand Name: So far away

Ontology: Colabo Durand

Destructive power D

Speed ​​B

Range B

Duration D

Precision C

Growth potential D

Ability: Set a teleportation point to teleport the selected target to the teleportation point.

There is no distance limit to teleportation points, but only one teleportation point can exist at any given time.

The target must be teleported voluntarily or lose consciousness.

Comment: This is a god-tier skill. It's so powerful that they added a third effect after it, but that still can't limit its strength. It's an incredibly overpowered ability.

These are the ones that are banned outright; they're incredibly powerful in actual gameplay.

It's hard to replicate in actual combat, but it's incredibly versatile.

There might be real-world scenarios later, but for now they're still in the transportation industry.

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Stand Name: Heroic Sacrifice

Ontology: Proshut

Destructive power B

Speed ​​E

Range B

Endurance A

Precision E

Growth potential C

Ability: Can release a gas that causes surrounding organisms to age physically, mentally, and emotionally. The aging effect is to age body cells and the mind, rather than simply "growing in age".

The aging process is slower on objects with lower body temperatures. Direct contact with an object will instantly age it. The aging process can be undone at will.

Appearance: The entire body is covered with eyes, and it is close to humanoid but has no lower limbs. It is a stand that walks with two arms as thick as feet.

Comment: Yes, friends, I've already done a special episode featuring the eldest brother.

This is just to pad the word count.

As for my shameless admission of this matter, it's just to take this opportunity to add a couple more lines.

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Stand name: Bad Liar

Original body: Luke En

Destructive power: None

Speed ​​None

Range?

Endurance A

Precision C

Growth potential C

Ability: Creates illusions on a large scale, but others can easily break through them by simply focusing their attention; usually used for concealment.

The entity can control the audience of the hallucination, allowing some people to be exempt from the hallucination's effects.

The hallucination is triggered by the environment rather than by the person, meaning that everyone sees the same thing.

Appearance: A semi-transparent stand without a fixed shape, which looks like a human figure made of smoke.

Comment: Powerful support abilities, but completely useless. It only appears for less than half a chapter and will return later.

This capability is actually quite strong; its precision is only C, but the actual operation is very detailed.

That's what makes it so powerful. While ordinary abilities can't pinpoint the exact location, the "clumsy liar" can manipulate the details.

This is excellent performance.

The specific design inspiration is actually very simple. There are many such abilities, but I feel that they are not common in JOJO, so I created one.

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Stand Name: You're Ruthless

Main body: Litt Spreing

Destructive power E

Speed ​​None

Range B

Endurance A

Precision D

Growth potential D

Ability: Writes words on a sign according to the user's will; all creatures within the Stand's influence range will be unable to perform the actions written on the sign.

Appearance: A white, round stand with a red logo printed on it, and a support that looks like it's made of metal.

Comment: This ability is really interesting. According to my setting, this person was recruited by the United Nations. After all, such an interesting ability must be brought back.

The most interesting thing about this person is his name.

I laughed when I wrote this name down.

The stunt double's name comes from the song of the same name by Jordan Chan.

So this person's name is a transliteration of "little" and "spring".

A very perverse and tasteless naming method.

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Stand Name: Weather Forecast

Main character: Dominic Joestar (Weather Forecast)

Destructive power A

Speed ​​B

Range C

Endurance A

Precision E

Growth potential A

Capabilities: It can control the weather, down to a radius of 1 meter. On a small scale, it generates heat through friction with the air; on a large scale, it can cause widespread rainfall.

Within an extremely close distance of 1 to 2 meters, one can unleash powerful attacks such as punches, rain, or lightning with strong wind pressure.

Appearance: A humanoid cloud-shaped Stand with a blue and white body and cloud patterns on its shoulders.

Comment: This name must have some significance; there will be a story behind it later. This is the story I had in mind when I first conceived it—a very interesting origin story. This is a writing style that is close to the original work but also different. I will write about it later.

I'll say it again: the weather forecast is incredibly accurate.

If they can plant poison frogs, they should be able to plant artillery shells as well.

The controversy surrounding this body double is also very high.

Because there will be special stories later, there will be no personal anecdotes about the characters.

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Stand Name: Golden Yaksha

Body: Ozaki Momiji

Destructive power A

Speed ​​A

Range C

Endurance B

Precision B

Growth potential C

Abilities: No special abilities, but possesses superb Japanese swordsmanship.

Appearance: A humanoid Stand dressed in a kimono, holding a cane and sword, with a black cloak on its back. It appears to be a long-haired woman with a face that resembles a white mask, lacking distinct facial features.

Complaint: There are too many things to complain about, I don't know where to begin.

They at least put on an act before, but they won't even try here.

Actually, I didn't plan to write this so soon.

Because the third volume is full of this kind of stuff.

As I said before, I brought Ozaki Koyo out here so that she could be paired up with Polnareff.

That's right, it's not even salty anymore.

Also, in order not to affect the viewing experience, I localized all the figures I paid tribute to.

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Okay, that's all for now. Here are the current regular sections:

Character musings, stand-in rants, storyteller encyclopedia, Dior's kitchen.

(I can understand the first three, but what the heck is the last one?!)