JOJO: Bizarre Adventure

Faced with this situation, Zhang Jiashi felt a chill run down his spine. He had to find a way to escape, or something terrible would definitely happen.

The car was already traveling at 60 miles per hour. If it continued to accelerate without stopping, the consequences would be unimaginable.

He tried to open the car door, only to find it was locked.

"Damn it!"

He pounded on the glass, but it was no use.

Besides, given his physique, even if he broke the glass, it probably wouldn't have made a difference.

However, due to the inertia of a high-speed car, jumping out of the vehicle would inevitably result in injury, and the faster the speed, the more dangerous it would be. Therefore, he had to leave the area as quickly as possible.

How can I open the car door and escape...?

His strength is only slightly greater than that of an ordinary person, and his Stand does not possess any powerful destructive force.

This situation is practically a dead end for him.

Zhang racked his brains, and a seemingly feasible plan appeared in his mind.

Right, that is it!

"Echoes of the Paralympic Games!"

Zhang Jiashi summoned her stand-in, looked around, and finally chose the dummy in the driver's seat.

He pulled it close to himself, and then forcefully tore off the dummy's limbs.

He then tossed the limbs aside and used both hands to forcefully lift the dummy's torso.

"That's it, that tree!"

Through the glass in front of him, Zhang Jia set his sights on a tree.

"Echoes of the Resurrection! Hit that tree!"

With all her might, Zhang threw out the dummy's torso. Supported by the "Echo of Residual Fortune" ability, the thing broke free from the car's restraints and rushed straight towards the big tree.

And that's how a hole nearly a meter long appeared on the edge of the car.

Zhang Jiashi took the opportunity to crawl out of the hole.

Due to inertia, he rolled several times on the ground, sustaining numerous injuries.

"Ha ha……"

He lay on the ground, his eyes glazed over, breathing heavily.

After a while, he slowly turned over.

"What's going on..."

He looked up and surveyed his surroundings.

Because the situation was so urgent, Zhang Jiashi didn't have time to observe her surroundings.

Upon closer inspection, the problem was immediately apparent.

It was unusually dark here. He clearly remembered leaving in the afternoon, so it shouldn't be evening yet.

So, where exactly is this place?

On a straight asphalt road, streetlights stand neatly on both sides, and dense bushes line the roadside. Everything is orderly, as if waiting for someone to arrive.

Zhang Jia Shi stood up and had no choice but to walk forward along the main road.

As he walked, he felt a feeling called "fear".

Zhang walked slowly until he saw a faint light in the distance, which was clearly not from a street lamp.

Taking a few quick steps, Zhang Jiashi saw what the thing looked like: a five-story residential building.

The building's doors were wide open. After much deliberation, he finally stepped inside.

…………

Meanwhile, in Jiangzhou City, on a certain roadside.

A taxi is parked quietly here, waiting for a customer to arrive.

This is not an ordinary taxi.

Of course, this is not the taxi mentioned in Wang Wei's poem.

This taxi is a "stand-in".

At the same time, it should also be considered a "stand-in".

The real body of this stand-in is attached to this car.

After its original body died, its will became a continuation of the original body, attaching itself to the car, making the car an independent entity.

It is both a substitute and the original.

That wasn't the end of it. After wandering around for a while, the car united with another special entity.

That can also be considered a kind of "stand-in," only much larger.

That was a building.

Its influence is so great that it can create an entire street.

Stand-in name: Taxi driver

Main body: Taxi

Destructive power?

Speed ​​A

Range: None

Endurance A

Precision C

Growth potential?

Capabilities: Can fully control this taxi; its overall rigidity and speed far exceed those of ordinary vehicles, even reaching military-grade levels.

Both the taxi and the mannequins inside have the ability to self-repair.

The original entity usually attaches its own ideology to the dummy, even though it seems to have little practical use.

Appearance: A very ordinary-looking taxi, inside which sits a mannequin that is almost indistinguishable from a real person, making it very deceptive.

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Cairo, Egypt.

DIO Mansion.

A guy dressed like a banana was throwing knives in the sunless attic.

Dio Brando's lifelong wish was to go to heaven.

Besides that, he also has some other hobbies.

Throwing knives is one of them.

This event is also recorded in "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders".

Grandma Enya pushed open the door, but Dio had already noticed.

He turned around and raised several throwing knives with both hands.

He laughed wildly.

As soon as Enya saw this gesture, she knew what he was going to do.

That's right, this is a famous scene from Stardust Crusaders.

So, what should Dior do at this moment?

A: Throw a knife.

B: Testing Jotaro.

C: Performing acrobatics.

D: Selling knives.

Okay, first of all, it can't be option B, because there's no material (referring to Jotaro) here.

And it probably isn't D either, because Dior isn't short of money.

C is also unlikely, although Dior can indeed perform acrobatics.

A seems suitable, but it doesn't match the question. What? You're asking where it doesn't match?

If I say it doesn't match, then it doesn't match.

Therefore, students, the correct answer to this question should be option E.

(Hey! Wait a minute! This option wasn't there from the beginning! You added it on the spot! And what's with this random problem-solving section?!)

That's right, option E is—

Dior kitchen!

(This is outrageous! Does the author even know what they're doing? This isn't even at the level of normal meme-making!)

Yes, one of Dior Brando's hobbies was cooking.

Legend has it that his culinary skills were so superb that they reached the pinnacle of perfection.

Back in the day, the old man started his business with a bowl of cold noodles...

(What the hell are you talking about?! Is this even human language?! This is totally outside the realm of memes!)

(No, you wrote this stuff not for fame or fortune, but purely to take revenge on society, right?)

Alright, here comes another classic segment: Dior's Kitchen.

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On the other side, in China.

(I don't want to say anything about that inexplicably high word count above until my lawyer arrives.)

"Didn't I say I didn't want to go?"

Tanshan Fish hid in the room; there was nothing he could do—this woman was too terrifying.

"Besides, we can stay here permanently, so we can go anytime!"

They're such a menace.