JOJO: Bizarre Adventure
Chapter 23 An Absurd Morning
My name is Yoshikage Kira, and I am 33 years old.
She lives in a villa area in the northeast of Duwang Town and is unmarried.
I work at Guiyou Chain Department Store, and I always get home before 8 p.m. at the latest.
I don't smoke, and I only drink in moderation.
Go to bed at 11 p.m. to ensure you get a full eight hours of sleep. Before bed, drink a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretching exercises to warm up before going to sleep. You can usually sleep soundly until dawn, like a baby, without any fatigue or stress, and then greet the next morning.
The doctors all say my body is perfectly normal.
It was an ordinary morning, and I went to work as usual.
On my way to work, I encountered the hands of a beautiful young woman...
Good heavens, why are these beautiful young girls always so shameless, exposing their hands to entice me to commit crimes?
The owner of the hand was a girl with somewhat strange behavior, and she had a strange rag doll on her back.
But that didn't matter anymore; I followed her into a small alley.
The alley was deserted, and the entrances on both sides were very narrow, making it an ideal location for murder... no, for courtship.
I slowly approached her, my eyes fixed on her hands.
To my surprise, she actually saw my "Killer Queen".
So she launched an attack on me directly. I swear, I've never seen such a formidable woman in my life, nor has any man.
However, she was still powerless against my "Killer Queen" and was blown to ashes.
All that remained was the beautiful thing I held in my hand...
wrong!!
Why are my hands a rough man's hands?!
I was so scared that I blew those hands to smithereens.
However, I soon learned that this was only the beginning of a nightmare.
……
Still shaken, Yoshikage Kira leaned against the wall, panting heavily. He didn't understand what had just happened.
"That was clearly a beautiful woman's hand, how could it be like this..."
Muttering to himself, Yoshikage Kira leaned against the wall and walked out of the alley.
But before he could even look up, what he caught sight of took him by surprise.
"Those hands...how is that possible?!"
Yoshikage Kira suddenly looked up, and a somewhat familiar face came into view.
"No...impossible!"
Before him stood the woman he had just blasted to ashes.
It's not that they look alike or anything like that, they're exactly the same person!
Yoshikage Kira was a serial killer for over ten years, and he had seen countless victims.
I may not have any other skills, but I'm absolutely certain I can distinguish between hands.
In his mind, no two hands in the world are exactly alike.
(This could be considered a kind of "Ordinary People in Ordinary Life" in a way.)
So the woman in front of you is the same person from before!
"Killer Queen!"
Stand Name: Killer Queen
Body: Yoshikage Kira
Destructive power A
Speed B
Range D
Endurance B
Precision B
Growth potential A
Ability: Turns anything it touches into a bomb, which can be detonated via a hand button.
Without the slightest hesitation, Yoshikage Kira summoned "Killer Queen".
The woman launched an attack just as she had before.
Despite their equally fierce physical attacks, they still couldn't gain the upper hand against the "Killer Queen".
With an advantage in both strength and speed, turning a melee target into a bomb is a piece of cake.
Before Kira Yoshikage could even catch his breath, several more figures came running from afar.
Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be entirely based on that woman's appearance!
"hiss--!"
Kira Yoshikage gasped, realizing he had truly encountered a ghost today!
"What is this thing?! Stop bothering me!"
"Killer Queen" stood in front of Yoshikage Kira, constantly fighting with the women.
However, the fact that he could only convert one bomb at a time put him at a great disadvantage in group battles, so Yoshikage Kira was forced to flee.
As an ordinary office worker who abides by the rules and doesn't want to attract attention, Yoshikage Kira still remembers to call the company to ask for leave while he's on the run.
"Hello... Manager... Yes, this is Yoshikage Kira... I've run into a bit of a problem, I probably won't be able to come to the office today..."
On the other side, the manager, standing in front of the locked floor-to-ceiling window of his office on the top floor of the company, was on the phone with a constipated expression on his face.
"Um... Kira, was your area also hit by a terrorist attack...?"
Upon hearing this question, Yoshikage Kira looked at the people relentlessly pursuing him.
"Yes, could it be that the company is also..."
Looking at the mess below the company building, with blood everywhere and occasional flashes of fire, the company manager felt like cursing.
"Okay, be careful. I'm hanging up now."
Hearing the busy tone in his ear, Yoshikage Kira put his phone into his suit pocket.
The situation is extremely critical. From the very beginning, he abandoned the strategy of having the "Killer Queen" turn people into bombs and instead opted to blow up the ground beneath his feet.
But this had little effect, as more and more women rushed toward him from all directions.
Looking at their agile movements and the weapons in their hands, Yoshikage Kira knew that if he were caught, he probably wouldn't even be able to leave behind a complete corpse.
So he seized the opportunity, grabbed a bicycle, and started pedaling.
Fortunately, he had learned to ride a bicycle and was quite skilled at it.
"Killer Queen" sat in the back seat, a position that somewhat limited his performance.
However, Yoshikage Kira soon found something that could solve his immediate problem.
It was a seafood shop, with various seafood displayed at the entrance.
Yoshikage Kira rushed over, and after a drift, the "Killer Queen" found herself with a large bucket in her arms.
It was a box full of fresh fish.
Because it was morning, the fish on display hadn't been sold yet. The buckets were full of fish, and they were all lively and jumping around.
"Killer Queen, the first bombshell!"
"Killer Queen" took a fish out of the bucket, turned it into a bomb, and threw it at the pursuing troops.
Bang!
The violent explosion hindered the enemy to some extent, which made "Killer Queen" feel that her actions were effective.
So the "Killer Queen" began throwing torpedoes at an extremely fast speed, without even needing to aim, because there were too many people, and she could hit a large number of them with just a random throw.
It's very useful for both opening up the path and covering the rear.
"Hey, watch out! The fish in the bucket are jumping onto my head!"
Despite saying that, Yoshikage Kira didn't care about his image.
After all, he had witnessed dozens of explosions and had just been doused with water; he was practically a refugee now.
He was afraid of delaying his bicycle ride and being overtaken by the people behind him.
Just as he rode to an intersection, he unexpectedly encountered someone.
Yuya, who was fleeing for his life on a motorcycle, arrived at this intersection.
Just now, Jotaro was hit by the enemy's ability and disappeared shortly after, while another gloomy white man suddenly turned into a three-meter-tall strong man.
He abandoned his stand-in to buy time, and then rode away on a motorcycle.
But upon arriving here, he witnessed a bizarre scene.
A large group of women who looked exactly alike were chasing after them, while a ragged, blond man was pedaling his bicycle with all his might.
On the back of the bicycle is a large, pink, humanoid cat throwing exploding...fish backwards.
"The world is crazy."
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