Best friends transmigrate into a book! They marry a high-ranking official! If you run, I run too!

Even though Xu Huaishan was angry, he didn't say a word in front of the Gu family.

He stammered, "You weren't home at noon, so Ancheng went out to ask around and found out that you had come to my brother's house, so I thought I'd come and check on you."

Gu Yanli then smiled and let go of him, patting him on the shoulder. "Uncle, Aunt is with us. Don't worry, she'll eat whatever we eat. She'll be staying here for three to five years, so you don't need to worry."

Xu Huaishan "..."

He ran his hand to his chest; the pats Gu Yanli had just given him had made it hard for him to breathe.

Catching his breath, Xu Huaishan nodded in agreement with Gu Yanli's words, while also smiling obsequiously, "Yes, I might not believe it if someone else said this, but Yanli, I believe what you say, Uncle."

"But look, Ancheng and his two brothers were all born to your aunt. There's no reason for you to feed or care for your aunt, is there?"

If Gu Jin stays at the Gu family home and never leaves, what kind of situation is that?

Is it that this family doesn't know how to behave?

Isn't this just making us a laughingstock?

Therefore, this was absolutely impossible, so Xu Huaishan indirectly refused.

Gu Yanli went along with him and said, "Yes, my aunt married you and raised three children with great difficulty. Now that the children are grown up, they have reached the age of retirement. I believe that Brother Ancheng and the others will take good care of my aunt and will not let her serve anyone." Gu Yanli smiled again, "Uncle, don't you think so?"

Originally, it was just a suspicion, but after Gu Yanli said those words, Xu Huaishan became very certain that Gu Jin had indeed told her parents about their quarrel, and even Gu Yanli, a junior, knew about it.

I'm afraid it's not just Gu Yanli who knows.

Xu Huaishan looked around at the Gu family members, his anger rising rapidly.

But she nodded in agreement with Gu Yanli's words.

In Xu Huaishan's view, it was fine for Gu Jin, who was of a certain age, to serve him, but if she started arguing with the Gu family members in the Gu family, then it would be a problem with his upbringing. Therefore, he did not refute Gu Yanli's words.

But he didn't think he was wrong.

He just thought it was because Gu Jin had a bad mouth, that she had to go back to her parents' home and make a fuss about such a small thing.

Just as Xu Huaishan reluctantly nodded, Wen Tang, sitting in the sun, lazily raised her hand and said, "Gu Yanli, pour me a glass of water."

"Well, here we come."

Gu Yanli had just responded when Wen Tang added, "Pour Yueyue a cup too."

"Ok!"

Gu Yanli responded and stood up.

Before getting up, Gu Yanli didn't forget to tell Xu Huaishan, "Uncle, sit down."

If two people are sitting on a bench together and one of them suddenly stands up, the other person could easily fall over.

Gu Yanli punched his uncle-in-law several times, but he didn't really intend for his uncle-in-law to die young.

Gu Yanli really went to pour water, leaving Xu Huaishan dumbfounded.

While he was still dumbfounded, Gu Yanli politely asked, "Uncle, would you like some tea?"

Xu Huaishan immediately shook his head.

He didn't drink, and Gu Yanli didn't force him.

I poured two glasses of water and brought them to Wen Tang and Chi Yue.

The two of them just sat there basking in the sun, eating sunflower seeds, and even when they needed to drink water, the man had to pour it for them.

Xu Huaishan thought he had never seen such a lazy woman in all his years of life.

It turns out that they're not just lazy!

Wen Tang took the water and tilted her head to impart her experience to Chi Yue, "Yueyue, let me tell you, you must never spoil a man, the more you spoil him, the more scoundrel he becomes."

"If you encounter that jerk, he won't take care of the kids, won't cook, doesn't earn much money, and is quite arrogant."

Chi Yue immediately cracked her knuckles and said in a cool voice, "Don't worry, I have requirements for men. Not to mention anything else, they have to be 185 cm tall, have skin whiter than a young girl, be able to cook, clean, take care of children and make money. If they lack any of these, I don't want them."

"Cough cough," Gu Jinfeng, who was sitting to the side, coughed.

Wen Tang nodded. "Your requirements aren't high. You didn't ask for a new house, a noisy motorcycle, or a few big gold bracelets."

"If you're going to slap someone for every little thing they don't have, that's a high standard."

"Cough cough," even Zhong Meixian started coughing now.

Xu Huaishan sat there completely dumbfounded.

He glanced at Gu Yanli, whose eyes were smiling, as if his wife was saying something praiseworthy, and he had no intention of disciplining her at all.

Looking at the rest of the Gu family, including Gu Jin, they were all looking around, seemingly very busy, but no one seemed inclined to say anything about Wen Tang. And judging from their expressions, it was clear this wasn't the first time they'd experienced something like this.

Xu Huaishan didn't believe in superstition; how could a woman dare to hit a man?

Has this gone too far?

He said, "Niece-in-law, what you're saying makes it impossible for a woman to beat a man?"

Wen Tang simply turned her head to look at him, then clicked her tongue, took a sip of tea, and said slowly, "In front of the King of Hell, there are no young or old, and no matter who you are, if you don't have a butcher's knife at home, you always have a kitchen knife."

"As the saying goes, study anatomy to understand your beloved, buy an excavator to dig the deepest grave, and buy the biggest box to hold your dearest person."

"When you don't love someone anymore, just stab them repeatedly, don't talk about whether you can win or not."

“Exactly, when you’re in love, you’re together all the time, and when you’re not, you’re scattered about. Isn’t that great?” Chi Yue replied with a smile.

Xu Huaishan understood why the two men were talking in the sun; their words sent chills down his spine.

That doesn't sound like something a woman would say.

“That’s how it is. Only through military-style physical training can a virtuous husband be produced. Spoiling him only produces spoiled brats, which is just asking for trouble. I can endure anything in my life, except hardship and loss,” Wen Tang added with a grin.

Xu Huaishan then looked at Gu Yanli, only to see Gu Yanli standing there with his hands in his pockets, smiling and saying, "Hmm, that makes sense."

"The more you spoil a man, the more of a jerk he becomes."

"When looking for a man, you should find someone who is honest, caring, family-oriented, and hardworking so that his wife can spend his money."

"If they disobey after marriage, I'll slap them hard."

Xu Huaishan "..."

Wen Tang "..."

Chi Yue "..."

Wen Tang and Chi Yue exchanged a glance, both understanding the same thing in each other's eyes: Holy crap, this guy is a comedian!

This rhyme just came out so easily!

Wen Tang and Chi Yue were shocked by Gu Yanli's talent for coming up with jokes.

Xu Huaishan, on the other hand, felt that the problem lay with the feng shui of the Gu family's old graves.

Listen to what this nephew is saying.

So shocked was Xu Huaishan that he looked flustered and hurriedly got up from his chair, almost tripping in the process.

After Xu Huaishan stood up in a panic, he realized he couldn't stay at the Gu family's house for another second.

He said, "Well, I still have to go to the fields, so I won't sit down. I'll be going now."

As he said this, his gaze swept over Gu Jin, who was standing by the door of the main room. He hesitated, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end, he didn't say anything. He only gave Gu Jin a look that said: "Enough is enough. If you make a scene, you'll be laughed at by others."