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Chapter 90: Did he steal the pig feed?
"Alright, who's next?"
"Who's next?"
"I!"
"I!"
"I I I..."
This time, three people actually raised their hands high.
"oops!"
Li Zhen was clearly taken aback by this scene.
Surprisingly, a game that no one was initially willing to be the first to play has now received positive reviews, and everyone is eager to play it.
"All three of you want to be the second to open the toilet paper roll, which is a bit difficult. How about you three play rock-paper-scissors to decide?"
Zheng Xiaolong kindly offered advice from the side.
"Then, the winner opens the toilet paper first."
"Hmm, good idea! Let's decide with rock-paper-scissors!"
"Okay, I agree."
"Okay, I agree!"
So the three guests who had been eager to play started playing rock-paper-scissors behind their backs in front of everyone.
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
"..."
"You two lost!"
"Alright, you go first!"
"Hehe, thank you for being so kind! Thank you for being so kind!"
The winner was named Chen Xun.
The other two who lost were Zhang Feng and Bai Yun.
Chen Xun picked up the roll of paper in front of him with a happy expression, wishing he could open it in a second.
"Alright, Chen Xun, quickly open the scroll and see what's written inside."
Some people were even more anxious than Chen Xun, urging him to hurry up.
Chen Xun also anxiously reached out to untie the thin string on the toilet paper roll.
"So, what does it say on it?"
Everyone started asking Chen Xun questions out of curiosity again.
Chen Xun didn't hesitate or dawdle; he recited it out in one breath.
"Please have a minute to roast each other with the third person to your right."
"Huh? Isn't it?"
"Complaining about each other?"
"Haha, this one doesn't seem as exciting as the last one!"
"Exactly, criticizing each other is just insulting each other, isn't it?"
"Director, can we swear?"
At this moment, one of the male guests suddenly posed a thought-provoking question towards the production team.
"What do you think?" came a question from the production team.
"Uh, are you stupid? You definitely can't swear!"
When Zheng Xiaolong heard the male guest's question, he was speechless.
They're filming a TV show, how could the production team allow them to swear randomly?
Honestly, I don't know if that guy did it on purpose or if he's just missing a screw in his head.
"Alright, let's not waste any more time. Let's see who's exchanging barbs with Chen Xun!"
Zheng Xiaolong stretched out his hand and counted the people to Chen Xun's right. When he saw that the third person was also a male guest, he couldn't help but twitch his lips.
really.
The production team loves to stir things up.
The third person to Chen Xun's right is another male guest.
The male guest's name is Wang Ze.
"It's Wang Ze!"
"Wang Ze, can you swear? Uh, no, no, can you criticize people?"
"I don't think Wang Ze looks like the type of person who would criticize others."
"Hehe, then this is going to be interesting."
"Hahaha, you guys are so mean!"
"Alright, let's begin. Start the timer."
The production crew pressed the timer next to them.
Chen Xun turned to look at Wang Ze, and Wang Ze also turned to face him.
"Please remember, you're here to criticize each other, not to praise each other!"
Suddenly, a member of the production team spoke up again, offering another piece of advice.
They were afraid that a small game meant for complaining would turn into a game of praise.
"understood!"
Wang Ze and Chen Xun both stretched out a hand and gestured towards the direction of the production team.
"Everyone probably knows that Wang Ze is very dark-skinned. When I first saw him, I almost thought he was a coal miner!"
Chen Xun glanced at Wang Ze several times, and the first thing he said in his final complaint was that Wang Ze was a black man.
Wang Ze chuckled and said, "Is that so? Well, he's still better than some people who are ugly. When I first saw Chen Xun, I was completely shocked by him!"
"..."
Is this something that people can hear without spending money?
The two of them actually started by criticizing so harshly.
One criticizes, the other mocks.
The other person spat it out and said the other person was ugly.
Actually, neither of them is that dark-skinned or that ugly.
The guests who were watching the commotion were stunned and speechless.
Everyone felt that Chen Xun and Wang Ze were getting increasingly harsher with each other when they were criticizing each other.
Chen Xun pursed his lips, then blinked and continued to complain: "I heard from netizens that Wang Ze snores at night, and it's really loud and awful."
"Hahaha." Most of the other guests covered their mouths and chuckled, finding it quite amusing to watch the two of them teasing each other.
Not to be outdone, Wang Ze continued to complain: "Let me tell you, the first time I saw Chen Xun, I found that he looked like a gorilla! Tall, strong, and fierce. If he went out at night, he would probably scare the ghosts outside to death."
Chen Xun rolled his eyes and continued to complain, "Wang Ze eats incredibly loudly. Just now, when we were having dinner, I thought Zhang Feng was sitting next to a pig. The noise was so loud, it was like he hadn't eaten in centuries."
Wang Ze raised his hand to rub his forehead in embarrassment and said weakly, "Chen Xun is so strong, I suspect he must have stolen pig feed."
"..."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard the pig feed comment.
It's so funny.
Chen Xun isn't a pig; if he's too strong, it's because he's eaten pig feed.
That's absolutely hilarious.
"Did you steal the pig feed?"
"Hahahahahaha..."
"How funny! Haha!"
The entire production team was amused by Wang Ze.
Everyone present was laughing uncontrollably.
"Alright, one minute is up."
That concludes the banter between Chen Xun and Wang Ze.
Chen Xun, feeling very embarrassed, clasped his hands together with Wang Ze to express his apology.
Wang Ze returned the gesture with an apologetic look.
"Next, next!"
"I!"
Bai Yun raised his hand high, his eyes full of anticipation, and smiled sweetly at the camera.
This time, surprisingly no one raised their hand to compete with him, so he naturally became the third person to pull out the toilet paper.
"Baiyun, hurry up and open it. See what's written on the scroll in your hand?"
"Yes, I hope this time they can come up with something different."
"Ok."
Baiyun's fingers flew up and down, and she quickly untied the thin string on the toilet paper roll.
Unlike the others, Bai Yun read the contents of the scroll aloud.
"Please find a female guest on the scene and give her a one-minute compliment."
"Wow!"
"This should be very simple!"
"Yes, praising a female guest should be an easy task to complete."
"Alright, come on, Baiyun, choose a female guest on the spot and then carry out your task of praising her."
The production crew spoke up at the opportune moment to remind Baiyun.
Bai Yun glanced around the scene, her gaze finally settling on Li Zhen.
"I choose Lee Jung!"
"Ooh!"
"a ha ha ha."
"Haha, Baiyun, you really know how to pick a good one."
Someone was laughing and teasing Baiyun from the side.
Bai Yun blushed, but still firmly chose Li Zhen.
Logically speaking, Li Zhen is a year older than him, so he should call her "older sister".
However, he did not call Li Zhen "sister," but instead addressed her by her full name.
"Alright, Li Zhen, please face the white clouds."
"Ok."
Li Zhen readily agreed by giving a no-questions-asked gesture.
"One-minute countdown begins."
Bai Yun cleared his throat and spoke in a voice that was neither too loud nor too soft.
"Li Zhen, you are so beautiful!"
Li Zhen smiled and nodded in gratitude after hearing Bai Yun's praise.
Bai Yun smiled shyly, then continued to praise, "Li Zhen, you are as dazzling as the myriad stars and the vast ocean in the sky, and as elegant as the bright and clear moon."
"You are pure and refined, elegant and graceful, like a lotus emerging from the water, fresh and elegant, or like a delicate rose blooming in a midnight garden, fragrant and beautiful..."
"You are stunningly beautiful, unparalleled in the world."
"You are so beautiful that fish would sink and geese would fall from the sky, and the moon would hide its face and flowers would blush with shame."
"In short, all the words used to describe a girl's beauty are not even half as beautiful as yours."
"You are the most beautiful girl in the world..."
Baiyun stopped praising him at that point.
Because the production team had just reminded him that his one minute was up.
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