Godslayer: Aizen Template, I will stand in the heavens!
Chapter 69 Experience Points +10! This is Paradise!
"Don't be angry. After all, you were the one who used dirty tricks first. You don't think I couldn't see through it, do you?"
Li Lian retrieved the last drone back into Soul Society and slowly spoke into the microphone:
"Seventy-eight drones in total. You can decide on the payment; I want cash."
"What? That night watchman's property belongs to the public? Not yours personally?"
"One price, one thousand yuan, cash only!"
"What? The price is too low? This seems like a scam?"
"I just want some pocket money, what bad intentions could I possibly have!"
"make a deal!"
Li Lian really didn't want to extort Yuan Gang; he was just trying to help Lin Qiye. Otherwise, who would go to such lengths for a thousand dollars?
None of them meet the standards for filing a case!
Returning to the fire he had lit, Li Lian found a tree stump and sat down.
While watching this fire, we couldn't possibly set Jinan Mountain on fire!
They waited for Lin Qiye to appear; judging by his speed, he should be here soon.
Sure enough, half an hour later, Lin Qiye appeared in front of Li Lian looking quite disheveled.
His hat had fallen off somewhere, his military uniform was tattered, and his hand holding the tactical knife was trembling.
But Lin Qiye's eyes were very bright, shining like the North Star in the night under the firelight!
"Li Lian, I knew it was you! Where did the drone that was blocking my way go?"
"It will go back to charge itself when it runs out of power."
"So many drones lost power at the same time?"
Li Lian spread his hands, as if to say, "Believe it or not."
"Thanks……"
Lin Qiye was almost unable to stand; his physical strength had long been at its limit, and he only managed to reach the finish line by sheer willpower.
"Why are you thanking me? What does it have to do with me? Don't talk nonsense!"
In all the years that the recruit training camp has been running, you are the only one who was able to complete the mission on the very first day of extreme training.
Go back and ask the head instructor to give you a little red flower!
Li Lian looked at Lin Qiye with a grin, realizing that he had once again gained the right to clean up the mess left by the head instructor. This was a huge win!
Tomorrow during practice, I'll get some adorable experience points delivered to my door!
"Go to hell with that little red flower..."
After Lin Qiye finished speaking, he felt dizzy and his legs went weak, causing him to kneel down on the ground.
But before his knees even touched the ground, Li Lian grabbed him and forced him to stand.
"Remember this: even if you die, never let both of your knees be on the ground at the same time."
Aside from family and elders, no one deserves your kneeling! Even if your legs are broken, you'll still stand tall like this!
"knew……"
Then Lin Qiye just clung to Li Lian's arm and passed out.
Li Lian: ( ̄? ̄;)
When Lin Qiye woke up, he found himself naked and soaking in a large wooden tub.
The liquid inside the wooden barrel didn't look like water at all, and it emitted a foul odor.
Just as Lin Qiye was about to climb out of the bucket, he heard Li Lian's voice from behind.
"Soak a little longer, it'll do you good. It's the Night's Watch's secret recipe, you can't buy it with money."
Lin Qiye turned around and saw Li Lian holding a pair of gleaming scissors, leaning against a wooden barrel.
"Since there are benefits, why don't you try it?"
"It would be a waste for me to soak in it. My physical condition wouldn't improve even if I did, so I won't waste the materials."
Li Lian wasn't lying. To him, his body was just a trial card; once it expired, it was useless. Why waste resources?
It would be better to let Lin Qiye and the others soak in my potion; it would be good if my teammates could become stronger.
In case something happens to me in the future, I can at least lend a hand, right?
"So I voluntarily gave my share to a few of you. Didn't you notice that the water in your bucket was darker than everyone else's?"
"Then why are you carrying a pair of scissors?"
Lin Qiye still didn't understand; it was rather frightening to see a pair of scissors in a bathhouse.
"You'll find out about that in a moment."
Li Lian chuckled, picked up the scissors, and walked towards Baili Pangpang, who was unconscious in the bucket.
Baili Pangpang was soaking in the wooden tub next to Lin Qiye's. Surprisingly, his fat body was quite fair.
Li Lian slapped Baili Pangpang on the head, not hard, but enough to wake him up.
Suddenly, Baili Pangpang stood up from the wooden tub with a "whoosh," his hands raised in a defensive stance.
"Who! Who dares to ambush me!?"
The scissors in Li Lian's hand were positioned at the exact height of Baili Pangpang's crotch, and the gleaming scissors seemed to prick his skin painfully!
Li Lian: (*?w?)?╰ひ╯
"what--!"
Baili Pangpang's scream almost lifted the roof off the bathhouse, causing the girls in the next room to think that a girl had broken into the men's bathhouse.
Thirty minutes later, Baili Pangpang, still shaken, saw Shen Qingzhu, Cao Yuan, and the others in the cafeteria, all of whom looked just as pale as he did.
"Were you also scared by Li Lian wielding scissors?"
"Um……"
"Did anyone escape unscathed?"
"Look at the faces of all the male recruits in the canteen. Is there a single one that looks normal?"
"Do you want to kill Li Lian?"
"And who here wouldn't want to kill him?!"
While getting dressed, Lin Qiye spoke to Li Lian: "Aren't you going too far by doing this?"
"I've seen that we all come from the same place, and the fact that I haven't laid a hand on you is already the greatest mercy I've shown. And you're still finding fault with me?"
Li Lian put the scissors back in Soul Society. Old Zhao is quite bored there too. Next time, I'll get him some red paper and see if he can teach himself to cut paper flowers.
What are you trying to achieve by doing all this?
"I only have one thing to say: when we have a real combat exercise later, you must be prepared to kill me."
Otherwise, I'll take care of you too next time!
When Li Lian and Lin Qiye arrived at the canteen, almost all the male recruits turned their attention to them.
"What are you looking at! A bunch of rookies, you can kill with your eyes, what do you need a knife for?!"
"The live-fire training is about to begin, so if you've got the guts, kill me!"
Li Lian had the same arrogant expression as a cocky guy, relentlessly drawing hatred towards himself.
"Everyone, assemble at the training ground in twenty minutes! Combat training!"
Then Li Lian left, leaving Lin Qiye with a bitter smile.
When the new recruits gathered at the training ground, Li Lian stood on the training platform, holding a Star Blade in his hand.
"Same as always, one at a time. I won't use wooden swords today. I'll give you a chance to kill me, but with real weapons!"
One of the male students gritted his teeth and ran onto the training platform. He grabbed a knife from the weapon rack and slashed at Li Lian!
Hey buddy, you look kind of familiar.
"Zhang Wei, is that you?"
"Go to hell with your little watermelon, you scoundrel Li Lian, prepare to die!"
boom!
Zhang Wei, who had taken glycerin suppositories as a child, lay down in such a dramatic way.
Li Lian didn't even draw his sword; he struck Zhang Wei on the forehead with the scabbard still attached.
At that moment, a heavenly voice rang in Li Lian's mind:
"Ding! Experience +10!"
Li Lian: ( ?° ?? ?°)?
He looked down at the recruits below, who were gritting their teeth and determined to kill him.
Li Lian couldn't help but exclaim: This is paradise!
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