After broadcasting the ancient times live, I handed the system over to the state.
Chapter 46 A Heart Full of Fish, But a Body Lacking the Strength
[An elderly person invulnerable to weapons, a young person who collapses at the slightest breeze.]
[On the bus you're like Lin Daiyu, in the park you're like Fang Shiyu?]
[These people are retiring too early; it's suggested that those born in the 90s retire first!]
Seventy years old—the perfect age to venture out and make a name for yourself!
[Hopefully the government will encourage them to have a third child!]
Zhu Qinggu: "...?"
“These elderly folks seem to be even stronger than us. I’m a college student every day, and I feel like I can always get ahead of them,” Zhu Qinggu said.
“I think so too. They’re sixty years old now, which is the prime of their lives. Then the middle-aged people go to school, the kids cook, and we retire and live a quiet life,” Zhang Xiaosheng said with a grin.
The atmosphere in the dormitory instantly became incredibly pleasant.
The screen was watching the video, but the system's auxiliary module wasn't pointing the view at the dormitory, so it didn't know what they were saying.
In ancient times, due to factors such as war, poor sanitation, and limited medical resources, the average lifespan was not high, so people tended to marry very early.
Those people in their seventies, eighties, and even nineties above the sky are so vibrant and leisurely, something they can't even imagine.
They all pointed and whispered enviously at the sky.
"I wish I, Cheng Yaojin, could be like that someday," Cheng Yaojin said with a touch of emotion, patting his thigh.
“Dad, you’re not young anymore, but aren’t you still as energetic as those old men on the sky?” Cheng Chumo jumped out and boasted.
Cheng Yaojin snorted, "You unfilial son, do you think your father is too old?"
“Father, you are a good man who doesn’t live long, but a scourge that lasts a thousand years. You will live a thousand years and never grow old,” Cheng Chumo said.
"Why do I feel like you're insulting me..." Cheng Yaojin thought to himself for a moment, then immediately took off his shoes. "You brat, are you really calling your old man a menace? You just wait!"
Just as the fierce-looking Cheng Yaojin was about to pounce, Cheng Chumo grabbed him by the backside and immediately ran away.
But in the end, Cheng Yaojin forcefully suppressed him, pinning him to a bench and spanking him repeatedly. "You say your father is a menace, huh? Now I'll hang you up and beat you until you're done!"
"Are these exercises really effective?" Zhao Kuangyin was somewhat puzzled. He gestured a couple of times and found that they did seem to be somewhat useful. From then on, he embarked on a highly anthropomorphic path of exercise.
Zhu Qinggu vowed that she would watch one last video before taking a shower!
As soon as she swiped the video, she heard a soft, delicate meow from a cat being squeezed, which startled her and made her eyes light up.
My boyfriend drank too much and bought a fish for the kitten to eat...
The cat in the video is tiny, covered in fluffy fur, with its tail bristling. Looking at the fish much larger than itself, its slightly drooping ears suddenly perk up, and its sharp teeth press against its lips.
【'Meow~~~o( =nwn= )m'】
The large fish, completely unafraid of the cat eyeing it, flicked its tail and pounced in front of the kitten, startling it into taking a step back.
When the fish's movements became weak, the cat boldly approached and attempted to attack it with its sharp little teeth.
The result is that scraping (gua sha) causes zero damage!
But the kitten still showed a 'want to eat' expression, wagging its tail slightly at its owner.
[Aaaaaah! Give it to me!]
[Fish: Besides getting me covered in your saliva, what else can you do?]
[My heart yearns for fish, but my strength is insufficient!]
The barrage of comments above the sky was incredibly dense and terrifying.
"This little thing is really adorable, haha!" Li Shimin looked at the kitten in the sky and thought of his beloved horse. "Guanyinbi, do you remember the story I told you? Once I had a dream in which I rode alone to investigate the enemy's situation and got trapped. Later, a big tabby cat that looked like a gourd swam over, and I grabbed its tail and swam to the other side."
"I remember, when His Majesty woke up this morning, he was still feeling uneasy and thought about getting a cat. Later, he was busy with state affairs and forgot about it. Now, I often go to take care of that cat," Empress Zhangsun said kindly.
"Guanyinbi is truly my wise and capable wife," Li Shimin exclaimed from the bottom of his heart.
Then I remembered that there were still a few children around, and sure enough, they were already chuckling.
Li Zhi blinked. "Mother, I want a cat."
Sizi, standing next to her, was also looking at the sky, her bright eyes repeatedly saying the words "cat" and "want a kitten."
"Hahaha, yes, yes, I'll give my little ox whatever it wants," Li Shimin said cheerfully.
Jiajing had initially thought the creatures depicted on the celestial canopy were deities, but they turned out to be elderly people, which left him somewhat disappointed. However, he also found some merit in the cat depicted on the canopy.
"Does this cat room have a cat like Tianmu?" Jiajing asked casually.
The eunuch next to him quickly brought over a cat with fluffy, glossy fur.
Emperor Jiajing also loved cats. He once had a cat named Shuangmei, which died. He ordered a golden coffin to be made and had his ministers write a eulogy. Now, thinking back, some time has passed.
He gently stroked the cat's smooth, long fur in his hand, his brows gradually relaxing, though still not as furrowed as before.
Looking at the cats in the sky, Lu You was inspired to write poetry. Just as he was about to pick up his pen to write a poem, his two cats got annoyed and came to him, clinging to him. Helpless, Lu You could only put down his pen, petting one and the other, and reciting old poems.
"Truly, 'The firewood by the stream is soft and the felt blanket is warm, and my cat and I never go out!' You two little things...!" he said with a smile.
The two cats simply held up their tails and occupied his hand, then lay down on their sides and licked their paws and fur.
Zhang Zhidong shared the same worries as him.
Upon hearing the melodious voice of the kitten in the sky, dozens of cats in Zhang Zhidong's house emitted meows of varying lengths.
A cat climbed onto his shoulder and then perched on his head. Another cat was tugging at his trouser leg, trying to climb up. One cat was lying on his book, and another was nestled on his lap.
Zhang Zhidong, who was reading a book, just sighed slightly, then put his hand on the cat, watching the adorable, clever cat running around the room, and sighed.
"How can anyone concentrate on reading a book when this is happening?"
Zhu Qinggu actually wanted to have a cat, but having a cat meant taking responsibility for it, and it was really inconvenient for her at school. The only time she could pet a cat was when she went back to her hometown for the Chinese New Year and pet the neighbor's cat, Da Huang. Da Huang was also very nice and had a very stable mood.
She checked the time, turned off her phone, and the sky went dark.
After waiting for a while and confirming that the sky was clear tonight, they all returned to their usual routines. However, the aftershocks of the videos they saw tonight were still ongoing, especially the red flag, which made many people feel uneasy.
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