After broadcasting the ancient times live, I handed the system over to the state.

[It is said that two skulls were discovered during the excavation of Cao Cao's tomb, one belonging to Cao Cao himself and the other to him as a child. Is this true?]

It's true!

Why is Cao Cao, who is 1.56 meters tall, considered a peerless hero, while I, who am 1.65 meters tall, am considered disabled?

[Wasn't Cao Cao 1.6 meters tall? Could he have shrunk after he died?]

[Shorter people run faster, so Cao Cao had excellent survival skills; of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, running away was the best!]

[He's probably 1.56 meters tall, but if he ties his hair up, he'd be 1.6 meters tall including the hair.]

[I heard Ying Zheng's sword was 1.6 meters long, so wouldn't that mean he was carrying Cao Cao on his waist?]

[According to unofficial historical records, Cao Cao was actually a woman; his fondness for married women stemmed from a desire to have a close female friend to chat with.]

[That's wild! So wild it's down to shit. I could make this up too. Actually, Xiao Qiao was Cao Cao in disguise, his purpose being to make Zhou Yu lose his fighting spirit by indulging in her beauty.]

[...Shit, confirmed!]

Cao Cao: Tianmu, don't go too far!

The joke about the sky and the comments on the screen were truly eye-opening.

Even Ying Zheng looked at his own sword and felt that it was no longer clean!

"Why are people so obsessed with tombs in later generations... My tomb will never be visited by people coming and going like this again?" Ying Zheng frowned deeply.

“Your Majesty, we don’t know if the Twelve Golden Men are still in the tomb, which means that the tomb has never been opened in later generations. It seems that people in later generations still have certain taboos about it,” Zhao Gao said from the side.

"Haha, Xiao Qiao was Cao Cao in disguise, people of later generations really know how to think!" Li Shimin's mood was fluctuating today. First, he was moved to tears by the devastation on the land of China. He couldn't help but laugh when he heard about Sun Quan's achievements. Then, seeing this speculation by people of later generations that was even wilder than unofficial history, he felt even more disgusted by the perverse sense of humor of people of later generations.

Even so, he couldn't help but worry about his own grave.

"My tomb...?"

If you saw your own tomb being visited like this on the sky, no amount of teasing or humorous comments from later generations could dispel the chill that ran down your spine.

"Hahaha, Xiao Qiao is Cao Cao in disguise. Cao Cao is a woman. Next time we face Cao Cao's camp, I will definitely send them a set of clothes!" Zhang Fei laughed wildly. Ever since Tian Mu started praising Liu Bei, he felt more and more that Tian Mu had good judgment. His elder brother was a man blessed by heaven. How could they not follow him?

As for the tomb, Zhang Fei wasn't worried at all. If he could see himself in the sky, he'd probably be overjoyed for a long time, and might even write a letter to Guan Yu and Liu Bei about it.

Cao Cao was even more troubled after seeing the sky.

Who doesn't know the beauty and fame of the Two Qiaos of Jiangdong? Some say she was Xiao Qiao, others say she could make Zhou Yu fall for her, and still others say she was as tall as the sword of the First Emperor…

Cao Cao also saw his tomb being opened so openly, and many people came to see it.

Upon learning that shortly after his death, before his body was even cold, tomb raiders had already begun robbing his grave, and all that remained of his mind went black.

"From now on, no such rumors are to be spread under my rule, or else! This table will be destroyed!" He drew his sword, smiled coldly, and slashed the table with it.

……

"I always like to schedule some heavyweight players at the end of the live broadcast. Compared to the heavyweight players, it seems that the ones before are just a prelude."

"At the end of the last live broadcast, our heavyweight contestant was the Gaolianghe racing god. Let's guess who it is this time?"

[Heavyweight contenders... there are plenty of them.]

[Ninth Sister?]

[I think it's the God of War of Tumu Fortress.]

Zhu Di's heart skipped a beat for some reason. Could this be the Ming Dynasty's...?

"That's right, it seems some people have already guessed correctly, it's the God of War of Tumu Fortress!"

"He once studied in the Oirat Mongols. After returning from his studies, he single-handedly lowered the bar for emperors once again, achieving an astonishing victory at Tumu Fortress. Many people say that after Emperors Huizong and Qinzong, this war god is the next best!"

The sarcastic tone made Zhu Di's heart skip a beat. It seemed as if this was referring to him as the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

After all, there was nothing more shameless than Emperors Huizong and Qinzong before. Actually, there were some, but Emperors Huizong and Qinzong were just too... to use the words of the heavens, they were just too hypocritical!

However, the name Oirat only appeared during the Yuan Dynasty, when it was called "Oirat". It was only during the Ming Dynasty that the Oirat began to migrate south.

As for Tumu Fortress...

“Your Majesty, Tumu Fort should be the former Tumu Post Station Fort, formerly known as ‘Tongmo’, which was renamed Tumu Fort in the early years of the Yongle reign.” Seeing the emperor’s doubt, Chen Mao cupped his hands and said.

"So this is the place." But this was not good news for Zhu Di. It further confirmed that it was the Ming emperor or an emperor after the Ming. If it was the Ming emperor, which of his descendants would he have the face to meet his father in the afterlife?

Could it be the last emperor?

But it is also said that the five elements were absorbed by the skin of some wild boar.

"I wonder which unfilial descendant in later generations will be responsible. If such a descendant exists, I would rather have a capable minister depose and install an emperor himself, so as not to bring shame upon my Zhu family!" Zhu Di murmured, looking at the sky.

However, no one would dare to actually do something as treasonous as deposing and installing an emperor.

Zhu Di didn't want to overthink things and decided to continue observing what the heavens had to say.

Anyway, it was just two emperors, Huizong and Qinzong. He was already prepared for the fall of the Ming Dynasty, but what he saw next still made him dizzy.

What an unbelievable thing!

"High vision, Qi Jianyou, Houzai Yichangyou, Cihe Yibozhong, Jianjing Dixianyou, this is the generational naming system set by Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, for the descendants of the Prince of Yan."

“By the time the Qi generation came, talented people began to emerge. Emperor Yingzong of Ming, Zhu Qizhen, was nicknamed Pig Rider, Oirat Student, God of War of Tumu Fortress, Gate-Knocking Emperor, Hostage Emperor, and Ming Fortress Emperor. He became famous in the Battle of Tumu Fortress and single-handedly caused the Ming Dynasty to continue its decline.”

Whenever Zhu Qinggu sees these historical events or related jokes, he can't help but feel regretful. After all, the Ming Dynasty was the last feudal dynasty established by the Han people. Although the Ming Dynasty had emperors who resembled humans, the later Qing Dynasty also had many such emperors. Moreover, they ceded territory to make peace, showing a complete lack of shame and bottom line.

Those under the canopy finally realized that anyone who mentioned "God of War" was basically this type of person; the term "God of War" had changed from a positive to a negative one.

Last time we joked about Emperor Song, and this time it's Emperor Ming, also known as the "Gate Emperor" or "Household Hostage Emperor." It doesn't sound like a good thing.

Zhu Di was beginning to feel his vision blurring.