After broadcasting the ancient times live, I handed the system over to the state.
Chapter 32 Nickname - Sun Wan
The Three Kingdoms period I described in this article is a blend of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and actual history.
Zhu Qinggu took a small sip of water and, seeing that the number of comments discussing wild boar hide had decreased, decided to continue with his original plan.
After all, there's nothing particularly interesting about wild boar hide.
"During the chaotic Three Kingdoms period, heroes were as numerous as stars in the sky. However, it seems that the Three Kingdoms also exhausted the blood and courage of these generals and talents. After the Three Kingdoms ended, not long after, the darkest moment in the history of the Chinese nation began. This is a period that history books are unwilling to record."
"During the Five Barbarian Invasions, people ate each other, and Han Chinese were even treated like two-legged sheep. Almost all the Han Chinese in the north were killed."
Every time the topic of the Five Barbarian Invasions comes up, I get goosebumps.
[The Xiongnu and Jie were the most cruel. They didn't carry military rations; instead, they abducted women, enjoying themselves at night and then steaming them during the day to use as food. This is why they were called "two-legged sheep."]
[Unable to eat it all, and unwilling to throw it away, they drove everyone into the Yi River to drown, even causing the river to dry up.]
[The population plummeted from over 24 million to over 4 million. Young women and children were called "two-legged sheep," with women being called "unenvious sheep" and children being called "rotten bones."]
……
These words above the sky were chilling; just by seeing them, one could feel the wails of nearly twenty million people echoing in one's ears.
For a moment, the crowd under the sky was filled with excitement.
Even the Song Dynasty, which had the least martial virtue, found it difficult to express this kind of depressed and bitter hatred.
"Outrageous! These Xiongnu people!" Qin Shi Huang slammed his fist on the table, his hair standing on end in fury. "I will surely slaughter them!"
"Sooner or later, I will return here and avenge today's humiliation!" Liu Bang left Baideng Mountain, reined in his horse, turned back and squinted at that place, where countless Xiongnu people at the foot of the mountain seemed to still be watching them.
Liu Che also drew his sword and stood up, slashing the long table with his sword. "Tianmu says that I am the Great Emperor, but that is a matter for the future. I only say that from today onwards, if any foreign tribes invade and cause our China to be ravaged and its people to suffer, I will be furious. I hope that my descendants will remember this and protect our country. If foreign enemies invade, I will die on the spot!"
Liu Che had made a solemn oath, and none of the civil and military officials in the court dared to disagree.
Nobody wants their descendants to become two-legged sheep or rotten bones!
During the Three Kingdoms period, many people remained silent, as the Five Barbarian Invasions were very close to the time in which they lived.
If they heard that a place was recruiting soldiers to kill foreign enemies, hundreds or even thousands of people would risk their lives to rush there to sign up.
During the chaos of the Five Barbarian Invasions, the common people constantly cried out for their lives, while some insightful individuals rose up in rebellion.
"It's either you or me who dies. Since we're going to die like this anyway, we might as well prolong our lives before we die!"
With this in mind, many people were filled with courage and determination, and united to seize the opportunity to attack.
……
"But that's not what we're talking about. Let's rewind a bit. During the Three Kingdoms period, Wei, Shu, and Wu stood in a tripartite balance, and none of them could easily defeat the others."
"A number of nicknames had already emerged during the early to mid-game."
"For example, Cao Cao's tomb raider, Cao Cao's lover of married women."
"For example, Liu Bei, the big-eared thief, Liu Bei, the succubus of the Han Dynasty."
"As for Sun Quan... Sun Shiwan, I suppose." Zhu Qinggu revealed a slightly amused smile.
Sun Quan was also terrified by the title "100,000," but he absolutely could not show it in front of his subordinates, so his face turned ashen.
[Cao Cao, having robbed other people's tombs, was also afraid of others robbing his own, so he created seventy-two decoy tombs.]
[My lover's wife, not even from Wancheng... cough cough, those who know, know.]
[Liu Bei was a true succubus of the Han Dynasty, whose common skills included strolling arm in arm with someone and sleeping foot to foot with someone else. Once he used these tactics, virtually no one could escape his grasp.]
[Let me tell you a joke. Cao Cao ordered his men to send the person with the highest charm rating to his bed. That night, Cao Cao looked at Liu Bei in bed and fell silent.]
[Hahaha, what a hellish joke!]
[You had a son named Sun Zhongmou, right?]
Why is nobody willing to discuss Sun Shiwan?
[What's there to discuss between a meme king and a Jiangdong rat? If Xiang Yu knew that the other side had become Jiangdong rats, he'd probably flip his coffin lid and be resurrected on the spot.]
Xiang Yu: "..."
Sun Quan: “…”
Cao Cao: "..."
Liu Bei coughed a few times, "These descendants have all sorts of ideas, haha."
The thought of having a big-eared thief in his bed made Cao Cao feel nauseous and itchy all over. But the mention of Wancheng was a pain that would never fade from his heart!
Sun Quan thought of their repeated teasing, such as "Sun the Ten Thousand," "Jiangdong Rat," and "He is the son of Cao Cao and Liu Bei," and felt as if he had a phlegm stuck in his throat, neither able to get up nor down.
Xiang Yu squinted. How come the people of Jiangdong have become such despicable people in the end? Who exactly is this Sun Quan?!
"It seems everyone is very interested in the Three Kingdoms period. Wei, Shu, Wu... well, Wei and Shu have many fans, and Wu probably has quite a few too. We can discuss more of them. Many of these are just my personal opinions, and we can discuss them together if anyone has any disagreements." Zhu Qinggu smiled amicably.
[Seek common ground while reserving differences.]
"Let's start with Sun Quan. Sun Quan's nickname is Sun Shiwan. The reason he was called Sun Shiwan is because he was always being farmed for experience points."
"Sun Quan was not as shameful as everyone joked. He was quite talented, but his military strength was somewhat lacking."
"'100,000' is because it was his standard command for leading troops. He personally led 100,000 troops on an expedition, but the result was not good."
"Especially the battles he commanded had a zero win rate, but they repeatedly enhanced the reputation of the opponents, even giving rise to nicknames such as Zhang Babai, Man Shishu, Wen Shuijiao, Liu Wangling, and Tibetan Chuanshuo. The most typical example is the battle of Zhang Babai."
"In fact, Zhang Liao himself did not win many battles, but he gained a sense of presence in Sun Quan's court."
"At that time, Sun Quan led 100,000 men, while Zhang Liao only had 800. As a result, Zhang Liao's 800 men fought among 100,000 men for a whole morning and were still able to turn back to rescue people. Sun Quan volunteered to cover the rear and was almost captured at Xiaoyao Ford."
"Then came the saying, 'One should have a son like Sun Quan, who sent 100,000 men to Hefei to behead others.'"
[Ten thousand pigs, even Zhang Liao with only eight hundred men couldn't capture them all at once, how could Sun Quan be defeated so easily...]
[I think if my grandma were in charge, we could win this game.]
[Grab the bamboo shoots!]
[I think the saying "If you want a son, be like Sun Zhongmou" isn't a compliment to Sun Quan, but rather a joke by Cao Cao: "Sun Quan, I'm your father!"]
[Haha, or maybe it's like this: Sun Zhongmou, you son of a generation, among all the heroes in the world, only Liu Bei and I remain. You still want to fight against your fathers?]
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Upon hearing the mockery from the sky, Sun Quan seemed to be possessed, and the ashen face quickly turned pitch black.
But no matter how much he shouts, the canopy will continue to open.
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