Zhu Qinggu's repeated emphasis did not make everyone feel too cared for; on the contrary, it made many people in the Song Dynasty cover their faces in shame.

Zhuge Liang, after observing the sky, understood why Zhao Guangyi was outwardly fierce but inwardly weak due to his illegitimate founding of the state: "An arrogant army is bound to be defeated, and with an exhausted army, how can we expect a major defeat?"

"This Song emperor really doesn't understand military affairs. If only I had these brave soldiers!" Liu Bei shook his head, especially heartbroken to see so many Song soldiers being trampled to death while fleeing on the road.

"He was wounded in the thigh by an arrow and unable to ride a horse, so his close advisors found him a donkey cart used for transporting grain, and so—"

"The Gaoliang River Speed ​​King has arrived!"

Zhu Qinggu spoke in a tone that was both sorrowful and subtly trembling with suppressed excitement.

Everyone could see the gleam of excitement in her eyes.

Another map appeared on the sky, accompanied by her explanation. Red arrows pointed out directions and locations on the map, along with the duration of the journey.

"In just one night, he drove his donkey cart to the outskirts of Zhuozhou City on the morning of the seventh day of the seventh lunar month. Then, feeling it was not safe, he drove the donkey cart to Jintai Village."

"At the same time, Yelü Xiuge, the general on the other side, was also injured. He chased after Zhao Guangyi in his chariot, but Zhao Guangyi managed to outrun Yelü Xiuge, his own general, and his own soldiers."

"How many kilometers can a donkey run in a day? But Zhao Guangyi ran more than 140 kilometers in just two days."

"From that moment on, Song Zong became famous in one battle!"

[I knew it! Song Luzong could drift faster on a donkey than on a motorcycle.]

[Yelü Xiuge chased after the donkey cart all night, also driving a cart, watching helplessly as it got further and further away from him!]

[It's estimated that after Zhang Guolao became an immortal, he left his donkey to the God of Chariots.]

[The comment upstairs is hilarious! Hahaha.]

[Shouldn't it be called the God of Donkeys? Emperor Song of the Song Dynasty was skilled at controlling donkeys; since the cart is pulled by a donkey, it should be called the God of the Cart.]

[If you insist on being so particular, that's fine too. This donkey is truly amazing; it ran over a hundred kilometers and didn't die. If it were a horse, several would have died by now.]

[Oh, divine donkey! Zhao Guangyi, you should really bestow upon this life-saving donkey the title of guardian beast of the nation.]

[The person upstairs has a mouth that's like it's been poisoned, but I like it, hahaha!]

……

Those under the sky, unless they were from the Song Dynasty, couldn't help but burst into laughter, mocking the cunning of later generations.

Zhu Houzhao laughed until his stomach hurt, "Another day, another day I want to try drifting in a donkey cart!"

Emperor Wanli, Zhu Yijun, exclaimed with a gleam in his eyes, "I also want to ride a donkey!"

Zhang Juzheng's face darkened. "Your Majesty, I have discovered many careless mistakes and omissions in yesterday's assignments. I hope Your Majesty can correct them and redo them!"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Yijun collapsed, thinking to himself, "Emperor Song, you'd better take your teacher away. If you take your teacher away, I will never laugh at you again!"

Empress Ma was laughing so hard she couldn't stop. "Zhongba, we used to ride donkey carts. This little donkey is so slow, how come he can drive so fast?"

Zhu Yuanzhang also smiled, which was rare for him. "That Song donkey... Emperor Taizong of Song is in a hurry. Look, the sky will definitely mention some battle formation. That's what's really a headache. If we fought like this, we would also issue orders here, and Lan Yu would be waiting for our battle formation on the grassland. Those Northern Yuan Tartars would have already disappeared!"

"Later, Emperor Taizong of Song used civil officials to control the military. These civil officials were timid and lacked courage. They suppressed the arrogant and fierce soldiers. Over time, their courage and bravery disappeared, and the whole country paid tribute every year..." Zhu Biao pondered for a moment, "No wonder the people in the sky called the Great Song 'the Great Gift'."

"Haha, Biao'er, you see things clearly, very good. Some civil officials are usable, but it depends on how you use them. Some military officers should be killed! They should be killed! If you are always benevolent, these people will not be afraid." Zhu Yuanzhang patted Zhu Biao's shoulder lightly, his words filled with murderous intent.

"I'll have to try out the donkey cart someday to see if it can really go that fast!" Li Tai has now become a crazy fan of Tianmu, and he wants to learn anything interesting he sees.

As soon as he said that, a chill ran through the surrounding area.

Li Shimin's gaze was deep and unfathomable. Li Chengqian looked down at him, his smile gradually becoming subtle. Empress Zhangsun continued to smile, but there seemed to be something more to her smile.

Li Tai felt a chill run down his spine and took a step back, his survival instinct kicking in. "I won't ride the donkey anymore, okay?"

The whole family is like this, so it's not surprising that Li Zhi is cunning and ruthless, right?

……

"As for the leader of the Axe Gang, we already talked about it last week. It's related to the 'Axe and Candle Shadow' incident. On a dark and windy night, Zhao Guangyi took advantage of Zhao Kuangyin's drunkenness and used a three-hit combo: chopping his head, picking his teeth, and cleaning his ears! This is how he defeated Zhao Kuangyin."

"These are the signature skills that made the Axe Gang famous, so he was jokingly called the Axe Gang leader."

"The founder of the sect is because of a painting - 'Emperor Xiling's Visit to Xiao Zhouhou'."

"Xiao Zhouhou, the empress of Li Yu, the ruler of the Southern Tang Dynasty, was a world-renowned beauty. Zhao Guangyi had long coveted her. After ascending the throne, he couldn't wait to bring Xiao Zhouhou to the palace for the night. When he had sex with Xiao Zhouhou, he even had a painter paint her portrait, revealing his lewd nature."

"That's where his nickname comes from."

"However, this event was not recorded in official history, but only in a few unofficial historical records. The painting 'Emperor Xiling's Visit to Xiao Zhouhou' was also fabricated by later generations based on some unofficial historical records. The earliest records all appear in the Ming Dynasty, and there are only two places. After academic research, everyone agrees that this painting does not exist."

"As for why Zhao Guangyi is so badly maligned, it's probably because everyone is too interested in these palace secrets, and Zhao Guangyi has plenty of lice to worry about."

Who doesn't love gossip?

[Zhao Guangyi: Yes, yes, yes, so they're putting all the blame on me.]

When the topic of Lady Xiao Zhou comes up, people from all over the world say that this Lady Zhu in the sky is so bold. Some scholars even scold her for talking about such things in public, saying that it is a disgrace to the family.

But as they continued to hurl insults, these people didn't seem to feel any shame at all, and they even perked up their ears to listen.

Gossip is a common human trait!

"As for Breaking Bad, it's because many people noticed that during a certain period of time, people associated with the Zhao family would inexplicably fall ill, and the Zhao family was the beneficiary. Later, after Zhao Kuangyin died, Zhao Guangyi became the beneficiary."

"Of course, the following are just speculations, and there is some over-interpretation involved. They certainly don't exist in the specific historical records."

Zhu Qinggu gave a prior explanation to avoid any misunderstanding.

But in reality, given Zhao Er's reputation, he's so deep that he doesn't care about debts anymore; even if mud falls on his crotch, it's still shit.

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