After broadcasting the ancient times live, I handed the system over to the state.
Chapter 126 Future Funeral
Zhu Qinggu also included clips from documentaries and films to enrich the content regarding hanging coffin burials and sky burials.
This has also amazed many people.
Why has this land been able to give rise to so many cultures?
……
"These are basically modern funeral rites. Burial and cremation are still the most common. The latter few have gradually become secularized due to regional or governmental reasons and are rarely seen now."
"The idea of looking to the future that we mentioned sounds a bit like dark humor. The funeral industry can look to the future?" At this point, Zhu Qinggu felt that his words were a bit of a hellish joke, so he smiled and pursed his lips.
The comments section was also filled with laughter and jokes.
[How can there be no future? With a severely aging population, the number of kindergartens and primary schools is decreasing, which only leads to a boom in nursing homes and the funeral industry, right?]
[How can there be no future? The zombie brothers and sisters are burning themselves so that we, the living, can look to the future. How tragic!]
[I don't know why, but the comment above sounds really unpleasant... yet it's true.]
[It's really just a matter of looking ahead; after all, some of the new funeral practices are quite bizarre.]
Zhu Qinggu glanced at the comments section. There were many jokes on the screen, it seemed that everyone had gone crazy and their mental state was becoming more and more advanced.
Yes, which of these things—going to school, working, or writing—wouldn't drive you crazy?
That's practically like going to jail!
“The new funeral methods aren’t exactly new; some are just combinations of two different methods.” Zhu Qinggu left this as a mystery, but his smile was undeniably sarcastic. “When I saw them before, I was amazed at how advanced humans could be, so AI can’t replace humans.”
"The first one is ice burial." Zhu Qinggu released a 3D simulation video.
[Workers placed the body in a freezer at minus ten degrees Celsius to freeze it completely, then transferred the remains to liquid nitrogen to freeze-dry them.]
[Then they used an ultrasonic vibrator to violently shake and vibrate the body, turning it into a pile of particles.]
The particles will enter the instrument for dehydration, and then be placed in a metal separator to remove impurities.
[Actually, I think cremation is quite good too.]
[This is just being pulverized to pieces...]
I never want to eat freeze-dried strawberries again.
[Frozen grandparents.]
[How afraid are they of me resurrecting and coming back to life? They won't give me even the slightest chance.]
……
Even the ancients frowned as they looked at the sky, finding it hard to bear the sight.
"Well... later generations also have their own hardships," Su Shi could only say, feeling rather helpless.
"This...the people of later generations have really had a hard time. They died without a burial place, sob sob." Wen Tingyun still remembered the story of him, Wen Zhongkui, on the sky! He wiped away his tears and pretended to cry a couple of times.
"There are good things about the future, but there are also bad things about the future!" Yu Qian said, expressing his incomprehension of funeral practices in later generations.
While cremation and water burial have their established practices, wind burial deviates from common sense, but it's not a big deal.
This is treating human remains like copper peas, freezing them first, then freeze-drying them, and then pulverizing them. It sounds chilling.
"..." Wei Qing looked at it and for some reason felt a chill all over his body.
Liu Che immediately noticed, "Why does Zhongqing look so pale?"
"Your Majesty, I was merely surprised by what I saw in the sky," Wei Qing said, bowing.
"We won't need such funeral rites; we'll just be looking at them. Why should Zhongqing worry?" Liu Che felt sorry for his descendants, but then he thought, "They're so far away; future generations will probably sympathize with them for not having enough to eat or wear." So he was quite open-minded now.
Wei Qing sighed slightly after thinking about it.
However, the impact on the ancient people of Tianmu was not limited to ice burial.
Zhu Qinggu erased the list of current funeral rites that had been previously written on the blackboard, and then wrote "ice burial" next to the first one, which is a rather absurd funeral practice.
Then comes number two.
"The second one is also water burial, but this kind of water burial is somewhat different from the traditional water burial. Next is still 3D animation!" Zhu Qinggu immediately released the animation.
The people of Tianmu viewed the funeral practices of later generations with a sense of curiosity.
"Later generations have really been quite troublesome," Li Tai muttered to himself.
“When future generations are powerful, I think those people will be able to eat their fill and stay warm, and they should have the time and energy to think about other things,” Li Zhi said, blinking his eyes.
“That’s true.” Li Tai nodded, no longer dwelling on it, and continued reading.
It's actually quite interesting.
Anyway, it's not like he was the one who buried him. Surely future generations wouldn't dig him up from his grave and bury him again using these methods, would they?
He was not fortunate enough to enjoy it.
“This water burial method is different from the traditional water burial method, mainly because we need to intervene through human means.” Zhu Qinggu explained simply based on the 3D animation, “First, we put the body into a sealed water bath, add water and alkali, and then heat it. After heating, the flesh is basically removed and melted into the liquid, leaving only a skeleton.”
"Then the bones are taken out and mechanically crushed into powder, which is then placed in an urn. This process is similar to cremation, but the ash retention rate is higher than that of cremation."
Zhu Qinggu seemed unable to suppress a laugh as he spoke.
[A living Yama!]
[If I die, will I be cooked? Will I become meat soup?]
[Daigo simmered it into a soup.]
[Why are you heating it up and adding salt here?]
[Cooking corpses—to be tortured even after death, how cruel!]
[Those who frequently pass away know this method is simple.]
Sometimes the comments in the live stream are so funny they make Zhu Qinggu laugh out loud.
She also frequently passes away, haha. But she really is a living devil. If she dies, we should choose cremation instead of going through all this trouble, which might cost a lot of money.
If it were truly good, many people would flock to it, which shows that these things are both a waste of energy and money.
Looking ahead, sometimes that's all there is to it.
I would be quite happy to be buried in space.
The movies depict people who die in space, their bodies placed in a capsule, propelled into space, and then drifting. It's actually quite interesting.
Maybe it will be resurrected if it encounters some special cosmic ray or a technologically advanced alien.
Most of them were probably arrested and dissected, right?
"The tree burial, flower burial, and mycelium burial that follow are actually quite similar." Zhu Qinggu also showed a 3D demonstration video.
"It involves placing the corpse in a giant capsule, planting seeds inside, and gradually allowing trees to absorb the nutrients from the corpse and grow. The human corpse also decomposes rapidly, especially through mycelial burial."
The demonstration video showed the roots of trees and mycelium rapidly attaching to people, growing taller and larger, while the people were gradually differentiated.
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