After broadcasting the ancient times live, I handed the system over to the state.

At this point, the screen had already moved to the next short video.

Zhu Qinggu came across Qi Laotai, the Queen of Misunderstandings, and although he had seen it before, he couldn't help but watch it again.

Then, those in the celestial canopy saw an old woman in the scene, facing a man with a pointed face and a monkey-like appearance, fiercely questioning her: "What is her surname? What is her name? Where does she live?"

The old woman frowned and shouted, "What's it to you?!"

The man pressed further: "I asked her where she lives?"

The old lady listened with a puzzled look, then said with absolute certainty, "She was born in the Year of the Rabbit!"

The man had a cross-eyed look, his eyes glazed over with disbelief, and his comical appearance made everyone under the sky burst into laughter.

The old woman then asked, "What law have I broken?"

The man retorted, "I think you're deliberately trying to cause trouble!"

The old lady's reply carried a certain assertiveness: "That's right, she's staying at my inn!"

The comments scrolled by quickly, all saying she was the queen of misheard lyrics.

Li Bai suddenly realized, "So this is what they call misheard words."

Gao Shi laughed too, "This old lady is very clever; she avoids the important points in every sentence."

The friend next to me laughed and said, "So this is what they call 'read and reply randomly'? My husband is fierce, so I'll do this next time."

"This old lady is really mischievous." Empress Ma laughed as well.

Just now, Zhu Yuanzhang saw that ginkgo tree and kept saying he would plant one for his sister. Now, looking at the amusing scene in the sky, the busyness of the day gradually turned into relaxation.

"That's true, every word gets a response, but nothing gets a response!"

Behind her was the same old woman, facing the same fat-headed, big-eared, droopy-browed person who didn't look like a good person.

When Zhu Yuanzhang saw the woman, he was reminded of those landlords and frowned. However, he was quite satisfied with how well the old woman handled the situation.

The fat man with big ears gestured with his hands and said, "I'm a member of the Eighth Route Army!"

The old lady raised an eyebrow in confusion: "You want to stay for free? Why should you? We're not even related!"

The following sentence is even more brilliant.

The fat man with big ears deliberately lowered his voice and said, "I'm from the guerrilla unit!"

The old lady wouldn't listen, turning her head and saying, "You're a good-for-nothing? I think you are!"

The people under the canopy burst into laughter. Even those who didn't know what the Eighth Route Army or the armed work team were, were amused by the sight of the fat, big-eared man across from them being humiliated.

My monthly allowance is 500 yuan. Today I bought a piece of beef, but beef was too expensive, so I only bought one piece.

beef……

A woman's voice suddenly rang out from the sky, mentioning beef, which made countless poor people's mouths water, even though they had never eaten beef before.

It's normal for beef to be expensive, but the woman's tone was so calm. Could it be that in later generations we can eat beef freely?

The piece of beef was just this small, and then it was sizzled into the oil. With a "hiss," white steam rose up, and the beef, which had a bit of fat on it, immediately rendered its fat. It seemed that even the people below the sky could smell the aroma.

Iron pots actually appeared a long time ago, but for various reasons, they were not popular before the Tang and Song dynasties. For example, the casting technology of iron pots was difficult to pass on, and there were few cooking techniques that were passed down to the common people.

Some people, seeing the iron pot and the method of frying meat, had a flash of inspiration and immediately wrote it down.

Half of the beef is fat, so I won't add any oil; I'll just fry it until some of the fat renders out...

Those under the canopy watched as the beef, along with the so-called red peppers and snow peas from within the canopy, was stir-fried, plated, and then taken out, euphemistically called "served aside for later use."

Then the beef was stir-fried with mushrooms. When the mushrooms were cooked through, the beef was taken out and set aside. It was then fried in oil and stir-fried with other vegetables. The beef was then taken out and used to make soup with other vegetables. After the soup was ready, the beef was taken out again and cut into lean and fatty parts.

The rice was fried in butter, while the beef was fried separately with chili powder.

Using a piece of beef the size of two fingers, they managed to make six dishes and a soup.

[What a talent! The beef delivery rate is 100%.]

[Even though the beef has lost all its fat during frying, it can still be used.]

[Butter: Oh no, oh no!]

The people under the canopy watched the woman's actions as if they had opened the door to a new world. They used to eat coarse food and were lucky to have any oil or fat. This woman was really amazing. If she could do this, wouldn't they be able to manage their households frugally, buy pig offal, store it properly, and eat for a year?

To be able to eat meat all year round is such a rare thing for them!

But there were also noble and wealthy families who had never seen such frugality before. They frowned and thought that things might not be much better in later generations, and they might not even be able to afford beef.

At this moment, the next video has already started playing on the sky.

Three people appeared in the sky. One had a black face and a thick beard, and a strong build. Another had a white face and a kind and dignified appearance. The third had a red face and was imposing.

The subtitles next to the text identified the three people as Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei.

Upon seeing this scene, Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms era immediately perked up. "These people of later generations are so mischievous. I already know what these actors do, but it's still quite peculiar to see them playing me, Yun Chang, and Yi De."

Liu Bei, standing in the sky, held up a bowl of wine: "I am Liu Bei, Liu Xuande. For the three of us, who met by chance and feel an instant connection, please!"

The three of them picked up their wine bowls and drank, agreeing to become sworn brothers.

Liu Bei earnestly recounted his past hardships and his ambition to restore the Han Dynasty, deeply moving everyone under the sky.

In the same Three Kingdoms era, some ordinary people stared numbly at the sky, while others struggled to survive. How could anyone think of the kindness they had received from the Han Dynasty? Some were moved to tears, praising the three actors' superb performances. People from later dynasties lamented the unification of the three kingdoms under the Jin Dynasty and the chaos of the Five Barbarian Tribes, feeling that such heroic spirit had been exhausted by the turmoil.

Guan Yu said: "Even a mere warrior like myself knows the meaning of loyalty and righteousness... From this day forward, my life is also my brother Liu's life, and my body is also my brother Liu's body. I will serve him faithfully and without any disloyalty."

Zhang Fei cupped his hands and said, "Me too."

Guan Yu then said, "I swear to share joys and sorrows with you, brother, and to follow you through life and death."

Zhang Fei said: "Me too!"

Guan Yu said: "May anyone who goes against this vow be punished by both Heaven and man!"

Zhang Fei, his face flushed with excitement, exclaimed: "Me too!"

At this moment, the barrage of comments on the screen began to become densely packed—

[If it were me, I'd probably just say, "Me too."]

[There were no sworn brotherhoods in the real Three Kingdoms period, but I really like the sworn brotherhoods depicted in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms."]

[Some people say Liu Bei was hypocritical, but he genuinely would risk the fate of the nation for his brothers, and a person who treats the people well can't be too bad—Cao Cao even massacred entire cities!]