Legendary Person: I brought my skills back to reality!

"After a thorough examination at the hospital, it was determined that both victims only suffered from severe diarrhea and their lives were not in danger!"

After listening to his subordinate's report, Shi Shaowei was filled with mixed emotions. He felt a sense of absurdity and helplessness—what kind of bizarre superpower was this? Making people have diarrhea?

Others have fire-type abilities, or water-type, ice-type, or soul-type abilities, but whoever you point to will die of famine. Which type are you assigned to?

Which department do you belong to?

He couldn't help but imagine the scene and chuckled to himself. But then he began to weigh the pros and cons. This ability, though seemingly ridiculous, could indeed be very useful if used properly.

Imagine this: you're locked in a fierce battle with a formidable enemy, the outcome uncertain and hanging by a thread, when suddenly your teammate points a finger, and the enemy instantly collapses. At that moment, you raise your sword and strike, wouldn't that...

What a great support! She's just as good as an excellent healer!

But... how do I put it? My ZZ City branch's action team has produced such a talent, whoever they point at ends up with a mess!?

Does Captain Shi have any dignity left?

As for attacking ordinary people, covering it up for this kid shouldn't be a big problem. After all, no one was killed or injured. Those two bastards from the fourth son's side certainly didn't act ethically, so a little punishment wouldn't be a big deal. Playing a few word games when writing a report isn't difficult.

"A poison never seen before was extracted from their bodies. Although it is a poison, it will not cause fatal harm to the human body, but will only cause diarrhea, severe diarrhea."

Suddenly, a thought flashed through Shi Shaowei's mind—poison! Isn't this the superpower of using poison? Shi Shaowei immediately felt relieved and secretly delighted. This explanation was both reasonable and gave that kid a decent account.

It's a pity that the world of superpowers has lost a school of feces-based superpowers.

"How are those two doing?" Shi Shaowei suppressed a smile and asked casually.

"What can happen? He's recovering well. The guy's a bit thick-skinned; he'll rest for a few days and then go back to work. The woman, on the other hand, will probably quit. She made such a fool of herself; it's really..."

"Alright, that's settled then! I'll write the report later, and I'll report to the director when he gets back. It's not something to brag about, so don't spread rumors."

He waved for his subordinates to leave, then sat at his desk, his eyes slightly narrowed, lost in thought.

His mind kept replaying his subordinate's report and his own analysis of Xu Hao's peculiar ability. A complex mix of emotions surged within him.

“Strange events are happening one after another, and they seem to be escalating. Many people in the bureau have sacrificed themselves to protect ordinary people…” Shi Shaowei muttered to himself, a hint of pain flashing in his eyes. “We need more combat power, even if it’s not so reliable!”

He stood up and walked to the window. The distant skyscrapers gleamed coldly in the sunlight, like steel fortresses. But Shi Shaowei knew that beneath that seemingly indestructible exterior lurked countless untold dangers.

"Xu Hao, that kid, although he taught those two bastards a lesson, he didn't kill them. It seems he still knows his limits," Shi Shaowei muttered to himself, a slight smile playing on his lips. "This kind of person is exactly what we need."

He turned back to his desk, picked up the phone, and dialed a number.

"Hey, Miaomiao. Can you help me find out where that Xu Hao is now?"

A series of keystrokes came from the other end of the phone, followed by a melodious voice: "Captain, Xu Hao is currently at home. We cannot assess his level of danger at this time. If we need him to come, we suggest that the local police station find an excuse to summon him?"

"No need, I'll go myself," Shi Shaowei said, hanging up the phone.

He stood up, straightened his collar, and strode out of the office. As he passed the receptionist, he said to the busy receptionist, "I'm going out for a bit. Call me if you need anything."

The younger sister was taken aback. "Why does Captain Shi look so preoccupied?" Before she could reply, Shi Shaowei had already disappeared through the door.

Xu Hao was lying on the sofa scrolling through his phone when he suddenly received a text message from an unknown number: "This is Shi Shaowei. I'm downstairs. Come down and let's chat."

Xu Hao jumped up from the sofa, his heart pounding. Shi Shaowei? Lin Ya's blind date? Why would he suddenly come looking for me?

Imagine what will happen next when your girlfriend (even if it's fake) asks you to meet her blind date.

Xu Hao hurriedly dialed Lin Ya's number.

"Hey, Lin Ya, your blind date Shi Shaowei suddenly came to my building. What's going on?" Xu Hao's voice was tinged with panic.

Lin Ya on the other end of the phone paused for a moment, then sighed helplessly, "I don't know what he's up to. But..." she hesitated, "I think he might be gay and has his eye on you."

"What?!" Xu Hao nearly dropped his phone. "You're kidding me!"

“I’m not joking,” Lin Ya said seriously. “The way he looked at you during your last blind date was really strange. Now he’s suddenly showing up again. You’d better be careful.”

Lin Ya was also very uneasy. After all, she was the one who caused the trouble. She was in another city and it was too late to rush back. She could only pray that her brother Hao would keep a clean record.

I feel a little guilty. Just a few days ago, I swore to protect my brother's virginity... Brother, you won't do that, will you?

After hanging up the phone, Xu Hao stood there, his mind a jumble of thoughts. He took a deep breath and decided to go down and see Shi Shaowei anyway. Before leaving, he glanced at the Green Poison in his backpack.

Damn it! I'm acting on behalf of God! I'll kill you if I want!

The powerful force the system provides can't give me a sense of security right now!

Upon arriving downstairs, Xu Hao immediately spotted Shi Shaowei leaning against a black sedan. Shi Shaowei stood with his arms crossed, staring intently at Xu Hao.

"Brother Shi... Brother Shi," Xu Hao approached, trying to remain calm, "What can I do for you?"

Shi Shaowei looked Xu Hao up and down, a slight smile playing on his lips: "Get in the car, let's find a place to have a good talk."

Xu Hao hesitated for a moment, then got into the passenger seat. The car slowly started moving and headed towards an unknown direction.

The atmosphere inside the car was somewhat heavy, and Xu Hao's palms began to sweat. He secretly glanced at Shi Shaowei and found that the other man was focused on driving, with a serious expression.

"Um... Brother Shi," Xu Hao tentatively began, "what brings you to me?"

Shi Shaowei didn't answer immediately. Instead, he parked the car next to a secluded park. He turned his head and looked Xu Hao straight in the eyes: "Xu Hao, I know you have special abilities."

Xu Hao was startled and instinctively wanted to deny it, but Shi Shaowei raised his hand to stop him.

“Don’t deny it, I’ve already investigated. I know that you taught the manager and saleswoman who were giving you a hard time at the 4S store that day.” Shi Shaowei’s tone became serious. “I’m here today to invite you to join us.”

Oh! That's great, that's great! It's not some gay guy who's after my chrysanthemum!?

"No, what's with that relieved look on your face?"