The Walking Dead: I Sell Arms as a Sixth-Rate Seller in the Apocalypse

18:15pm

Outside a church on a street in the North Side of Atlanta

Rick carried a BFG-50A anti-materiel sniper rifle in his left hand and a SWAT combat uniform in his right, then the system's voice sounded.

[Ding! Detected that the host has acquired the item "BFG-50A Anti-Material Sniper Rifle". Do you wish to record it?]

Rick: "System, system, enter!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host! The item "BFG-50A Anti-Material Sniper Rifle" has been successfully registered. You can redeem it in the system shop for 20 points.]

[Ding! Detected that the host has acquired the item "Full Set of SWAT Combat Suit". Do you wish to enter it?]

Rick: "System, system, enter! Enter it now!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host! The item "Complete SWAT Combat Suit" has been successfully registered. You can redeem it in the system shop for 0.5 points.]

Rick: System, system, what level of weapon is this gun?

[Ding! Answering the host, this gun is in the same class as the Barrett M107, both being drops from the Advanced Weapon Selection Box. However, this gun is not available in Escape from Kentucky. After the host enters the information, points can be used to "Escape from Kentucky" the gun, turning it into an Escape from Kentucky weapon that can be redeemed in the store. This allows the host to customize the gun for Escape from Kentucky.]

Rick thought for a moment. The gun cost 20 points to exchange, but it couldn't be equipped with any accessories because it hadn't undergone the Escape from Kentucky DIY process. Weapons that hadn't undergone the Escape from Kentucky DIY process couldn't use Escape from Kentucky accessories.

With that in mind, Rick decided to use the gun to escape Kentucky.

Rick: "System, system, how many points does this gun need to escape Kentuckyization?"

[Ding! Reply to host: 100 points are required to escape Kentuckyization.]

Hearing the system's words, Rick looked at his remaining 20 points, then shook his head and sighed that points really don't last long. He then looked at the task of spending 1000 points for Mihoko, and realized he was still 600 points short. Rick was in a bind. What he lacked most right now was time, but he couldn't ignore these tasks, since the rewards were too tempting.

With that thought in mind, Rick closed the system interface and returned his thoughts to the present.

Mihoko stood next to Rick, looking at her man with a dissatisfied expression, and said, "Honey! What are you thinking about? Why aren't you talking to me? Are you thinking about some other woman again?"

Upon hearing this, Rick quickly denied it, saying, "No, no, I have you now, how could I dare to think about other women? I don't even want Beth or Maggie, my heart is only filled with you now, my wife."

Upon hearing this, Mihoko snorted and turned her head away, then said to Rick, "Hmph ╭(╯^╰)╮ I've heard that so many times, I don't believe it."

Rick, enraged, yelled at Mieko, "Believe it or not, I was thinking about how to upgrade the weapon in your hand, and you're saying I was thinking about some wild woman? I'm thinking about your mother's stinking cunt!"

After Rick finished speaking, he slapped Mieko hard across the face, knocking her to the ground with a force that even Rick himself hadn't expected.

However, his beloved wife was indeed lying in front of him.

Unfortunately, these were just Rick's fantasies; he didn't actually do them. But he was indeed getting tired of Mihoko's behavior. It was fine a few times, but after a while, he really started to get annoyed. After all, you get tired of doing the same thing with your wife all the time.

Thinking of this, Rick sighed helplessly and said to Mieko in front of him, "I was thinking about how to upgrade the weapon in your hand to make it easier for you to use, so I was lost in thought. However, modifying this weapon will require your efforts."

Upon hearing this, Mieko thought for a moment and then asked, "What do you need me to do?"

Rick replied, "It's simple. You just need to keep killing zombies. Kill all the zombies that appear along the way. When I say it's okay, I can upgrade your loot."

Upon hearing this, Mihoko nodded with some skepticism, then turned and went to look for zombies in the surrounding area.

Rick, meanwhile, took advantage of Mieko not looking at him to exchange for two sets of SWAT combat suits.

Wearing the all-black SWAT combat uniform with a hood felt completely different from my previous army combat uniform. The design, which fit me perfectly, made it much more comfortable than the army combat uniform, and at least it was more portable when I was moving around.

Watching Mieko walk away, Rick returned to the church attic. Up until now, neither he nor Mieko had eaten anything. Mieko didn't know this, but after the intense exercise they had just done, Rick was starving.

“Since things have come to this, let’s eat first,” Rick muttered.

He then took out an apple and a banana from his personal storage compartment and began to eat them.

fifteen minutes later

Mieko returned to the attic.

Seeing his wife return, Rick asked, "Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat?"

Mihoko nodded and said, "Honey, you promised me you'd make chicken drumsticks for me."

Rick suddenly remembered that there was such a thing, but unfortunately, it was ruined by those three enemies.

Thinking of this, Rick scratched his head and said to Mieko, "Honey, this might take a while to make. If you don't want to wait, we can do something else."

"Let's try something else then. We can save this opportunity for next time."

Although Mieko looked disappointed, she knew that her man had just been in a battle and had been injured in his arms and shoulders. Mieko was not a capricious woman who didn't know how to be considerate of her man.

"Hehehe, my wife really knows how to take care of me."

Rick scratched the back of his head, smiled at Mieko, and then began preparing dinner for the evening.

Although it was supposed to be a simple meal, there was a good variety of food, including canned fruits, sausages, and a pot of rice cooked by Rick himself.

This caused the slightly bloody smell in the air to dissipate under the influence of the fragrance.

"It smells so good! I'm so hungry! I really want to eat it!"

Hearing Mieko's three-part gluttonous speech, Rick patted her head and said, "You little glutton, just a little longer and it'll be time to eat."

"But I was hungry, and besides, my husband's cooking is really delicious. I've never eaten such delicious food in my life."

"Alright, alright, dinner will be served in five minutes. I just can't do anything with you, you little glutton."

Rick patted Mieko's head affectionately, just like a father patting his daughter's head. But who would have thought that the two, who appeared to be father and daughter, were actually husband and wife?

five minutes later

Church attic

Two people were sitting in the already small space.

The attic, heated by the campfire, was filled with the aroma of food.

One of the two was frantically eating rice, while the other was adding food to the rice-eating person's plate.

"Mieko, eat slowly, I won't take it from you. Mind your manners!"

Watching Mihoko burying her head in her rice, Rick said that he had never seen a girl cook more fiercely than a boy in his life until now.

"Waaah, honey, you have some too! Mmm, this sausage bibimbap is so delicious, even better than my mom's Korean bibimbap! Mmm!"

"Eat as much as you like, no one will take it from you. Don't choke, my little darling."

Rick's idealized image of Mieko as a kind and virtuous woman had completely vanished from his mind. The beautiful girl in front of him, who was burying her head in her rice, was nothing like a kind and virtuous woman; she was just a typical daydreaming girl.

fifteen minutes later

"I'm so full, so full! Honey, why aren't you eating? Don't you have an appetite?"

"You're full, don't worry about me, I'll eat this."

Having finished speaking

Rick took out a small pot from his spatial storage, along with various vegetables and his own prepared hot pot dipping sauce. In front of Mihoko, he placed the pot on the fire, added sliced ​​scallions and ginger, and then poured in freshly boiled water to bring it to a boil.

Watching Rick's actions, Mihoko stood by, puzzled. Thanks to her father's terrible cooking skills, he couldn't cook Japanese food at all. Mihoko had mostly eaten pickled vegetables with rice and miso soup since she was a child. As a result, she had never even heard of hot pot, a dish that was troublesome to prepare but simple to make and tasted delicious.

Rick ignored Mieko's question and took out an unopened box of lamb slices from his personal space, putting it into the pot in front of Mieko.

After preparing the dipping sauce, Rick picked up a slice of cooked lamb, dipped it in his bowl, and then, under Mihoko's expectant gaze, put it in his mouth.

"Mmm~ Fresh lamb is the best for hot pot. The tender and smooth lamb slices, paired with my secret 28 sauce, I wouldn't trade it for a filet mignon."

Rick muttered to himself as he ate, which made Mihoko anxious. She had just finished eating and wasn't stuffed, but seeing her man eating food she had never tasted before made her resentful.

"Um... honey, what kind of food are you eating? Is it good?"

"This is called hot pot. It's a dish where vegetables and meat are cooked in a pot and then eaten with a dipping sauce."

Rick pretended not to understand as he explained to Mieko while showing off the slices of meat in his bowl.

"Um... could I try some?"

Mieko sat down shyly next to Rick and said.

"Huh? What did you just say? I didn't hear you clearly."

Rick pretended not to hear and continued showing off the slices of meat.

"Excuse me, could I have a taste?"

Mieko said shyly again.

"Oh, you want to eat this?"

Mieko nodded.

"Want some? No way!"

Mieko froze on the spot, watching her man happily showing off slices of meat beside her, only to be ruthlessly refused when she wanted to try some. This made Mieko experience the feeling of falling from heaven to hell.

Having finished speaking

Tiny pearls began to gather in Mihoko's eyes.

Rick stopped showing off his physique; he knew that if he kept teasing him like this, he'd have to coax him for ages.

Rick quickly took out another serving of dipping sauce and chopsticks that had been prepared next to him and handed them to Mieko.

"Silly girl, why wouldn't your husband give you some? You're so easily teased."

Looking at Mieko, who was about to drop her pearl, Rick patted her head and said with a doting expression.

Mihoko took the bowl and chopsticks, picked up a slice of freshly cooked mutton, dipped it in the sauce like Rick did, and then put it in her mouth.

The delicious taste of mutton filled Mihoko's mouth, and at that moment she felt that no chicken leg could compare to this piece of meat.

Seeing Mihoko engrossed in the delicious food, Rick put down his chopsticks, patted his seven-tenths full stomach, and looked at Mihoko, who had turned into a rice-eating machine, with satisfaction.

Time passed like this minute by minute.

19:30pm

Rick conjured a double bed from his personal space, and the two of them lay on it to rest.

Meanwhile, Mihoko, having eaten and drunk her fill, lay down next to Rick, rubbing her slightly protruding belly from overeating.

Seeing Mieko like this, Rick joked.

"Honey, do you know what? You look like a beautiful young pregnant woman who's five months along right now."

"So do you like it?"

Mihoko looked at Rick, a blush rising to her cheeks.

"I love you, no matter how many months pregnant or how big your belly is, as long as it's you, Mieko, I'll love you."

Rick gently touched Mieko's slightly protruding belly, even though he knew it was just a bulge caused by overeating.

However, Rick knew that in five months, Mihoko's belly would be the same size as it was now, or even bigger.

Mieko blushed as her belly was touched. Looking at the man in front of her, and remembering what he had just said to her, Mieko leaned against him and said...

"Since my husband likes seeing other women like that so much, then let's hurry up and make her look like that too."

"Mieko, you go first... Ouch!"

Mihoko didn't wait for Rick to finish speaking before taking the initiative.

In an instant, thunder and fire ignited, a pagoda suppressed a river demon, a heart-wrenching melody resounded, and where in the world could a kindred spirit be found?

The fierce struggle between dry tinder and raging fire gave rise to humanity's greatest plan.

Midnight

Looking at the man beside her, Mieko drifted off to sleep contentedly.

Our Rick, on the other hand, lay unconscious beside his woman like a shrewd, drained skeleton.