Honkai Impact: The Dream Keeper

Inside the cabin, Bronya first introduced Long Qiao and Mo Ye to everyone, and also introduced her younger sister Seele to Long Qiao. Then Bronya sat down with Long Qiao and listened to his stories.

After Long Qiao finished telling Bronya about her experience, she saw Theresa quietly picking up the toys that the children had scattered all over the ground.

“Theresa, is there anything I can help you with?” Bronya asked, walking from Long Qiao’s arms to Theresa.

“Let me think… There are still five baskets of clothes that haven’t been washed, the accounts haven’t been checked, and the roof of the innermost room on the north side is leaking and needs to be repaired…” Theresa said.

"Qiao, can you do me a favor?"

"Okay."

Then, in front of everyone, Long Qiao casually summoned four identical clones.

"What are you telling us to do, main body?" the clone said.

“Do housework,” Long Qiao said casually.

"Then why don't you go?" the third clone said.

"I'm too lazy to go, I want to stay with Bronya."

"Are you sick?" the second clone shouted.

"That's right, we want to be with Bronya too!" the four clones shouted.

"What the hell? You bunch of clones are shameless! Take this!" Long Qiao said, throwing a punch at the four clones.

Then, to everyone's astonishment, the five dragons suddenly engaged in a chaotic battle, technically known as "Five Dragons' Brawl."

"Look at the fist!"

"Watch me, the monkey, pick the peaches!"

"Damn! Watch my groin kick!"

"Damn it, you shameless bastard! Watch me pierce your eye!"

"You bastard! Take my Thousand Years of Kill!"

The five Long Qiaos each used underhanded tactics to attack each other. In no time, the four clones of Long Qiao collapsed to the ground, while the panda-eyed Long Qiao raised his hands high.

"I'm the victor! You all better get back to doing your chores!" Long Qiao said, pointing to herself with her thumb.

"Tch... Fine, I'll do it! Damn it, you shameless bastard."

"That's it."

Afterwards, the four clones dispersed instantly after assigning their tasks. Clone one, carrying a laundry basket, strode aggressively to the laundry table and began washing clothes. Clone two went to check the ledgers. Clone three took an axe and went to the mountain to chop wood. Clone four took the remaining wood and went to the roof to repair the leaks. From time to time, the sound of wooden hammers could be heard.

"Clone Four, could you please keep your voice down!" Long Qiao shouted into the room.

"Shut up, you dog!"

"Nima..."

Long Qiao angrily sat back down in her seat. Bronya, seeing this, handed her a carrot, which Long Qiao ate without even looking at it.

"Huh? Carrots? I'm not a rabbit... never mind."

"Alright, don't be angry anymore," Bronya said with a smile, patting Long Qiao's head.

"Um……"

"Thank you for your help, Long Qiao. Otherwise, I don't know how long it would have taken me to finish this myself. Some of the children have already left, and now even Joachim is leaving... I'll just be alone for a while."

Long Qiao munched on a carrot, watching Theresa return to her room. However… Long Qiao listened to the occasional loud noises coming from the roof of the innermost, north-facing room, and wondered if Theresa could have some peace and quiet.

"Bronya, I think you've noticed by now, haven't you?" Long Qiao said after swallowing the carrot.

"Hmm, we've been here for so long and haven't found a single Honkai Beast."

"There wasn't even the scent of Orphnochs or Zerglings. And the images transmitted by the second clone showed that he had gone a long way without seeing a single animal. Usually, there would be some carnivores in this extremely cold place, but he didn't find a single one."

“Let’s go find the second clone. I feel like something is drawing me in from the shadows,” Long Qiao said, looking out the window.

"Mm." Mo Ye nodded.

"it is good."

Then Long Qiao led the three of them to the location of the second clone, who was still diligently logging.

"Wow, you're quite diligent," Long Qiao teased, moving her sunglasses down a little.

"You, my true self, stop barking like a dog. If you've got the guts, come at me."

"I reject."

"Look at the fist!"

"Ah! Damn it...look at this!"

The two dragons started fighting again without saying a word. Bronya and Seele were trying hard to suppress their laughter. Mo Ye looked at the scene in front of him and helplessly rubbed his forehead. In the end, the original dragon was the victor.

The second clone, its face bruised and swollen, looked at the original Long Qiao and said...

"Hey, what are you doing here?"

"They're looking for something."

"Then go find it yourself, don't get in my way of cutting down trees."

"Tsk tsk tsk, seeing how hard you're working, I'll give you some help."

After saying that, Long Qiao took out a one-meter-long chainsaw from his trench coat and threw it to his clone.

"Why didn't you give me this good stuff sooner?"

"Lewd."

Long Qiao gave the middle finger to her second clone and then left with the three of them. The four of them arrived at a place, and Long Qiao seemed to have thought of something and said something.

"Speaking of which, I feel like the children in this orphanage are a bit...disunited? Something feels off."

“Indeed, Joachim seems to have been adopted,” Bronya said.

“It’s a good thing for the orphanage to have children adopted, but I always feel that Joachim’s reaction is a little strange,” Seele said.

"Hmm... there's probably something going on behind the scenes. We can just ask Theresa later," Long Qiao said, yawning.

"Let's go back, and while we're at it, let's call our second clone to come along too."

After the four found the diligent tree-cutting clone again, they discovered that the clone had almost stripped the forest bare with just a chainsaw after they left.

"Hey, you little brat, that's enough chopping, let's go back." Long Qiao said, kicking his clone's butt as it was still chopping trees.

"Damn it... whatever, it's about the same anyway." The second clone casually threw the chainsaw aside, picked up the wood on the ground, and dragged it back.

…………

"Theresa! We're back!" Long Qiao shouted as soon as she entered the door.

"Fuck you! Main body, you suddenly yelled that the hole I just patched up is gone again, you son of a bitch!" The voice of the fourth clone suddenly came.

"Hmph, you little good-for-nothing, don't blame Lu Buping if you can't do it yourself," Long Qiao mocked.

"Your mother!"

Theresa scratched her face and smiled before speaking to Long Qiao and the others.

"Thank you so much, you've been a great help."

"Hey, no need to thank me, it's all what I should do," Long Qiao said proudly.

After Long Qiao finished speaking, four heads suddenly popped out from several rooms and started hurling insults at her.

"Holy crap, I've never seen anyone as shameless as you."

"Exactly, exactly what the hell did you do?"

"It was all done by us clones, you didn't do anything!"

"Damn it, weren't you guys the ones I released? If you did it, doesn't that mean I did it too?"

"Damn it! You're shameless! Take this!"

Then... the five dragons started fighting again...