Harry Potter and the Virtue of Miss Potter

"Now let me introduce your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, who is... me, Gilderoy Lockhart, a third-class wizard of the Order of Merlin, the highest honorary member of the Defense Against the Dark Arts League, and also a five-time winner of the Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award..."

"Is he talking about himself all this time, brother?" This time, Wu Mu didn't sit with Hermione; she leaned a little closer to Harry.

(Amu: Amu doesn't sit with Hermione very often. Hermione likes to sit in the front row, and for Amu, sitting under the nose of a professor she doesn't like is the most uncomfortable thing.)

"I think so."

"Can we switch seats?" Malfoy saw Wu Mu not far ahead and wanted to use the opportunity to sit next to her.

"Hello! Can we switch places?" Malfoy quickly moved next to Woomu.

"I really don't understand everyone else... Draco? What are you doing here? Where's that classmate from before?"

“I’m here.” The classmate who had just been sitting on the other side of the room had moved behind Draco.

"Okay! Okay! What are you doing here? Aren't you going to sit with Gore and the others?"

"Of course I came to see you. You're much better looking than them." Wu Mu was pleasantly surprised to hear Malfoy say that.

"Draco, you must be joking."

"I'm not joking."

"Alright! Alright! What's this? A questionnaire?" Mr. Lockhart handed out a questionnaire to each student in the class.

Questionnaire content:

1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?

2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?

3. What do you think is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?

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54. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday? What would be his ideal birthday present?

"This is entirely his problem!?"

"What color does Lockhart like?"

"Um... I like light purple, how about we write lilac instead, brother!"

"I'll listen to you!"

"What did you write? 'Wu Mu'? 'Lilac color.' Do you know him well?"

"No! I guessed Draco, because I like lilac, and the closest color to lilac that sounds more sophisticated is lilac."

"Okay, I'll write this too."

"Which side is best to stand on when taking photos? The right side! We both stood on the right side in the bookstore, didn't we?"

"That makes sense, let's fill in the right side."

Draco: "Draco, let me see yours, you're so slow! Watch me, hurry up and write!" I know the answers to these questions, but what to name the flying broomstick... why are they all the same to me! Oh well, I'll just write "Little Starlight"!

“You can revise it. Just copy what you can’t write down at all. I just guessed it.”

"okay, I get it."

"Wait... what's this? Little Starlight? Isn't that the name of your broom?"

“Yes, Draco, because I really don’t know what he’d name his broom.”

"What did you name Hermione's broomstick in your first flying lesson?"

"Little scroll, do you want to write this?"

"Of course, if this is the same as what you wrote, it might implicate you."

Thirty minutes later, Mr. Lockhart collected all the exam papers.

He frowned. "Only five people in the class know what color I like. Hermione Granger got the highest score, and Miss Amy Potter came in second."

Wu Mu: "What? I just wrote a lot of random stuff!" Aside from some answers I knew, I just wrote the rest randomly! How can it be ranked second?

“Little Starlight? What an interesting name! Miss Potter, since you've already written it down, I'll use that name from now on!”

"Um, I'm sorry, Professor, Little Starlight is the name of my broom. I really can't remember what name you gave it."

"Are you flying as well as I am?"

“Perhaps she does fly better than you, Professor. She took Quidditch in her first year and scored fifty points with a Quaffle in her very first game.” Malfoy couldn’t stand the arrogant and seemingly incompetent person in front of him.

"Alright! I'll be waiting to see you shine in this year's Quidditch tournament, Miss Potter."

"Hehe, okay..."

Wu Mu: God! How could he do this?