Harry Potter and the Virtue of Miss Potter

Professor Dumbledore walked over again and, as if they were old friends, picked up a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans that had already been opened in front of Harry. "I suddenly want to see this heartwarming scene again."

“When I was a child, I ate a disgusting bean and never dared to eat it again. I think I can choose this one.” Professor Dumbledore chose one and put it directly into his mouth.

"Oh my god! It's earwax!"

"Pfft, hahaha!" Wu Mu couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Earwax, pfft!"

Si Jiao stared intently at Wu Mu.

Wumu picked up a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans from the table, opened it, and ate one. "Oh my god! This... it must be fermented stinky cheese." Wumu swallowed it with difficulty, then handed one to Si Jiao.

Si Jiao glanced at it, intending to push it away, but Wu Mu forced it down his throat. He chewed it twice, paused for two seconds, and then swallowed it.

"Hey... Godfather, what does this taste like? If I'm not mistaken, it probably isn't very good, right?"

"This isn't a proper flavor, Mu."

“By the way, Harry, since you’ve recognized Professor Snape as your godfather, then I…” Harry didn’t want to be the godson of this man who looked so disgusted with him.

“Uh…that’s a complicated question, brother. I’m assuming you’ll be Godfather’s godson.” Wu Mu actually knew that Harry still didn’t really like this guy who always had a stern face.

Harry looked at Spellwood. "If you wish, Harry."

"Since my sister is like this, then... I'll let her have her way! But, Wumu, remember to ask for my permission next time!"

"Do you want me to do this again, brother?" Harry shook his head repeatedly upon hearing Wu Mu's words.

The Potter duo changed into their wizard robes and entered the school. Hermione and Ron chatted by the second-floor railing.

When Wu Mu saw Hermione, he ran straight over and gave her a big hug.

"Hermione, my darling! How are you?"

"I am fine, and you?"

"Excellent!"

"Hello! Little Lingli!" A classmate passing by greeted Wumu.

"Hi! Hello!" Wu Mu greeted back, jumping up and down.

“Hermione, my darling, I have so many things I want to tell you! The last one will definitely shock you!” Wu Mu grabbed Hermione’s hand and hid in a “hidden” place, or at least Wu Mu thought it was very hidden.

"let me tell you……"

After a long time...

"What! Professor Snape..."

"Keep your voice down, Hermione! This is a secret!"

"Professor Snape asked you to be his goddaughter? And you agreed?"

"Yes! Actually, I only agreed after being provoked. Quirrell said I was a person without a father."

"Oh! Poor little angel, Quirrell shouldn't have said that. You and Professor Snape... it's alright, I don't object to you!"

"Let me tell you, my brother asked me incredulously back then if he also needed to establish a relationship with his godfather."

"I don't think Harry liked Professor Snape that much, but it's funny to think about how he was back then!"

"And he even told me to discuss it with him next time. I said, 'Do you really want me to have a next time?' The way he shook his head was so cute!"

The master of witty remarks is here—Wu Mu Porter

"Hermione, Wolverine, what are you talking about?"

Harry and Ron came looking for them.

“Uh…we…” Hermione couldn’t think of what to say; they had just been making fun of Harry.

"You three still owe me six boxes of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!" Wu Mu suddenly had a bright idea and changed the subject.

“Well, looks like I won’t be seeing you tap dancing in my mom’s dress.” Ron was still thinking about tap dancing.

"Alright, bro, don't try to stop me from buying it just because you're my brother!"

“Of course not!” Harry readily agreed.

Wow! Six boxes of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans! That's awesome!