Dotore from Genshin Impact is my teacher

Chen Xi ran to the [skirmisher] camp and shouted, "Cannon! Is Cannon here?"

[Scattered Soldier] suppressed the urge to punch Chen Xi to death, the lightning element in his hand dissipated, and he put his hand on Chen Xi's shoulder with a gloomy expression: "I'll give you a chance to rephrase your words."

When Chen Xi saw [the stragglers] arrive, he smiled broadly and said, "Cannon, oh no, I mean, A-San, I brought you some tea. Would you like to try some?"

(Kokubun, in Japanese, means cannon, hence the nickname "Thunder Cannon" for the skirmisher. Kokubun is a character in the game Genshin Impact by miHoYo, the sixth seat of the Fatui Eleven Executive Officers of the Winter Kingdom's diplomatic mission, codenamed "Skirmisher." He was originally a puppet created by Inazuma Shogun Balzebub, and his appearance and intelligence were not designed based on Balzebub himself.)

[The Soldier] took the tea leaves and softened his tone: "Do you still want your gun? If not, I'll throw it away as scrap metal."

Chen Xi scratched his head: "Thank you for reminding me, I almost forgot."

[Skirmisher] crossed his arms in front of his chest: "He's really brainless, he can even forget this."

Chen Xi: "By the way, where did I put my gun?"

[Scattered soldiers]: "The camp on the east side."

Chen Xi only marked east, west, south, and north on the map and asked, "Which one is east?"

[Skimp]: "You brainless idiot, come with me."

The sharp tongue of the skirmishers was useless against Chen Xi. He used to get cursed at by skirmishers all the time when he was exploring the map, so he was used to it.

营帐

Chen Xi received his glowing green spear and waved it around to show off to the [Skirmisher], saying, "How about it? Pretty, right?"

[Skirmisher] looked disgusted: "Huh? You want something made of this scrap metal?"

Chen Xi, the top translator: "The quality is alright, isn't it? As expected of Guo Pang, you have a good eye!"

[Soldier's] inner monologue: Has this guy been kicked into a daze? Can't he even tell?

"Would you like to try some tea after the collapse of the kingdom? I got it from Shangguan Yan." With that, Chen Xi borrowed a pot of boiling water and a set of teacups from the system, put a small handful of tea leaves into the teacup, poured in boiling water to steep, and then sat down in the chair to wait.

After waiting for three minutes, the tea was ready. Chen Xi picked up the tea and took a small sip. The taste of this tea could be summed up in one word: "bitter".

[The Soldier] also picked up his teacup and took a sip: "Not bad this time. Do you know why I like drinking tea?"

"When I first drank tea, I found it bitter and astringent, from the first sip to the last, without any aftertaste."

"But at that time I sat there with the knifemakers, not knowing how to join in the conversation with humans, nor understanding their lifestyle."

“Someone pushed a cup of tea in front of me, and I kept drinking tea, one cup after another, just to have something to do.”

"Looking back now, they probably really did think I liked drinking tea."

Chen Xi: "And now?"

[Soldier]: "The bitter is still the best."

"Without using stimulation to cover up the dullness, nor using sweetness to embellish the peace, we present the most original flavor of life to you."

Chen Xi: "Why are you telling me this?"

[Skirmisher]: "I don't think beating around the bush is good. You're too naive. I'd feel guilty lying to you. Your teacher, Dotole, has never been a good person. Don't trust him too much."

Chen Xi only heard the first half of the sentence: ? ? ? Am I stupid?

System: That's a bit silly.

Seeing Chen Xi's dazed expression, [Sanbing] laughed out loud, and Chen Xi also grinned foolishly (lost in his beauty).

WC's skirmisher has such a beautiful smile! An officially recognized beauty! A slender, beautiful executive officer, enigmatic and unpredictable; the relic says that he was created by the gods with unparalleled beauty from birth, a beautiful doll who has been wandering ever since, with an everlasting beauty, witnessing the fleeting splendor of the mortal world.

Tsk tsk tsk, no wonder ancient emperors were obsessed with beautiful women, who wouldn't be confused in their place?

[Skirmisher] became even more convinced that the child had been kicked and was now mentally impaired. He thought that Dotore should examine the child's brain, preferably perform craniotomy. [Skirmisher] took a step forward, but Chen Xi snapped out of her daze and grabbed his leg.

"Don't leave."

"You'd better have something important to ask of me."

"I have no sense of direction and I can't find my way back."

"Follow."