Dotore from Genshin Impact is my teacher

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Chen Xi looked disgusted: "Ew, it's turned into a double consonant. Okay, okay, stop double consonating. I still need to find him, so I'll stop now."

The boundary between dreams and reality began to shift, and Chen Xi re-entered the dream created by the void terminal to search for the traveler.

The most direct way is to take a stroll around the Adventurers' Guild and the Grand Bazaar; you might just run into some travelers.

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Walking up the slope, you arrive at the Adventurers' Guild. There's the familiar receptionist, the familiar Catherine, the familiar blond-haired assistant, and the white creature floating in mid-air beside him.

Chen Xi greeted the two in a friendly manner: "Hello, Traveler Kong and his best friend Paimon."

Paimon, the Mouth of God: "Huh? It's that Fatui Enforcer again. Have you been following us the whole time? Why are you everywhere we go?"

Chen Xi revealed a villainous smile, then pretended to be very sad: "We've only met a few times, and you're already tired of me? Little Paimeng's words are so hurtful." (She learned this crazy madness from an executive officer.)

Paimon looked at Kong Ge: "This guy has become really strange."

Flight attendant: "He seems to be possessed by something evil." (Li Yue's account)

Chen Xi regained her composure and laughed out loud: "Pfft, stop teasing Xiao Pai. What kind of mission are you guys working on?"

Paimon: "Yeah, we can eat after we finish the mission!"

Chen Xi pretended to be profound: "I guess the money the client gave wasn't even enough for Xiao Pai Meng to have a meal. Scholars in Xumi usually spend their money on experimental research, so they can only give you very little in commission fees."

Paimon: "What should we do? Paimon is going to go hungry..."

Chen Xi: "Emm...how about I treat you to dinner? [The rich man] approved a lot of money for me."

Without a second thought, the flight attendant immediately agreed: "Great!"

Paimon's little brain had started to work, and he put on an all-knowing look: "Who knows if you'll try to trick us again? Travelers, don't trust him!"

Seeing her companion, who used to only know how to eat, grow up, Chen Xi was very pleased. She praised her, who usually only knew how to eat, saying, "Since coming to the land of wisdom, little Paimon can also think independently. That's amazing." However, her words and tone were a bit sarcastic. Because she had been with the Fools for a long time, she had unknowingly been infected by them.

Paimon stomped his foot in dissatisfaction, "Hey, don't talk like I'm all you do is eat!"

Even when the little guy is angry, he's still so cute. Chen Xi: "Hahaha! Just kidding, little Paimon won't be angry, will he?"

Paimon: "You promised to treat us to dinner, so you can't go back on your word!"

Chen Xi: "No regrets. What does Little Paimon want to eat?"

Paimon: "Then let's have all the delicious food!"

Chen Xi saw no dissatisfaction with her request: "Of course I can... It's just a dream, I can conjure up Mora."

"But you have to grant me one request..."

Paimon: "What are the requirements?"

Chen Xi: "Little Paimon has eaten so much food, how about I pinch your cheeks for free?"

Paimon: "I knew you wouldn't invite us to dinner for no reason, but considering you helped us before, I'll reluctantly agree."

Actually, when playing Genshin Impact and going through the story, Chen Xi really wanted to pinch Paimon's chubby face.

This little guy doesn't look big, but his stomach is like a bottomless pit. He can eat food dozens of times his own size, and one meal can make a traveler lose a month's worth of Mora from his quests.

Paimon is noticeably bigger now than when we first met, but she's still as adorable as ever—Paimon, the traveler's best companion.

Chen Xi reached out his sinful hands and grabbed Paimon. Paimon had a bad feeling for some reason and closed his eyes in fright.

Paimon's little face felt soft to the touch, and Chen Xi fondled it for a long time. Still not satisfied, Chen Xi's eyes were glowing red. When Paimon saw Chen Xi rushing towards him like a wolf, he hid behind Kong Ge.

Unable to change direction, Chen Xi pounced on the flight attendant. Realizing she'd jumped on the wrong person, she pulled him up and apologized profusely, "I'm not that kind of person, Traveler, you know me. I was trying to grab Paimon, but she dodged too quickly. I'm so sorry, Flight Attendant, Traveler..."

The flight attendant didn't seem to mind: "It's alright, just treat me to a meal."

Hey flight attendant, you've changed! You're getting more and more despicable!

It's a familiar restaurant again, but with different people.

Tea was laid out on a long wooden table, and the three sat down. Paimon picked up the menu and ordered randomly, practically everything. This was going to make Chen Xi spend a fortune.

After waiting for an hour, all the dishes were served: mint mung bean soup, roasted meat rolls, Lambad fish rolls, fragrant meatballs, Sabuz stew, butter chicken, coconut charcoal cakes, rice towers, and fragrant beast rice... Just looking at them made them look delicious.

Two-thirds of the food on the table ended up in Paimon's stomach. This little guy can really eat. I just don't know how her stomach can eat so much without getting bulging. Her appetite can be described as "gluttonous".

Only the remaining third was finished by the flight attendant and Chen Xi working together. It's normal that they had a big appetite after a long day of travel.

Paimon floated in mid-air and patted his belly contentedly: "Paimon is finished eating, thank you for the treat."

Chen Xi licked the oil off his lips: "No need to be polite, after all, this is my territory."

This left Paimon completely bewildered: "Huh? Your territory? What do you mean?"

Chen Xi coughed lightly: "Ahem, to be honest, I am the Grass God of Sumeru—Buyer."

Paimon knew without a doubt that this was a lie: "You're trying to fool Paimon again!"

The flight attendant couldn't help but laugh and coughed: "Hahahaha! Hahaha... cough cough cough... cough cough cough..."

Paimon: "Traveler, what are you laughing at?"

Flight attendant: "Ahem... I just remembered something that I found interesting... ahem..."

Look how much the flight attendant is laughing; he's almost out of breath.

Chen Xi: "Little Paimon has become smarter and is not easy to fool."

"Of course!" Paimon puffed out his chest, put his hands on his hips with pride, and his little expression was incredibly smug.

Chen Xi: "When the Traveler was fighting monsters, did Paimon ever help out?"

Paimon: "Of course I've helped!"

Flight attendant: "I'll take care of the chaos, and Paimon will stay behind and cheer me on."

Chen Xi: "...Paimon is so cute, and it's also emergency food, so why not just put it in a big pot and stew it over high heat?"

The flight attendant jokingly chimed in, "I agree! Paimon eats so much, his meat must be incredibly delicious..."

Chen Xi looked at Paimon, his eyes gleaming with a faint green light: "There are many ways to cook it: braised, steamed, grilled, or eaten raw after removing the head..."

Flight attendant: "I think braised dishes taste better."

Paimon: "Traveler! Why are you joking with this guy? If you keep doing this, Paimon won't talk to you anymore!"

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