The voices of Lan Kun and the others came from the eavesdropping tracking mother talisman.

"..." Qinglong was speechless, almost wanting to tear the mother talisman in his hand to shreds. "What the hell is this?! What kind of nonsense is this?"

Who understands this merman language you're talking about?!

"Ugh…"

He sighed, but continued eavesdropping, and couldn't help but regret it again, thinking he should have looked more carefully in the first place.

"Sit down and talk."

This fluent Universal Language clearly came from Kun Kun.

"Yes."

"What have you found out? By the way, speak in common language, don't cause any unnecessary trouble."

"Your Highness, the traitor Lan Zou who stole the divine jade is currently in the western district of Sand Sculpture City. We have located his exact position..."

(A little-known fact: "鲰" can be used as an insult, meaning a short and foolish person.)

"..."

"A silly hot spring bathhouse?" Qinglong murmured softly, then suddenly slapped his knee. "I remember now, it's that place with a bunch of girls in swimsuits... I remember it so clearly!"

whoosh-

He mounted the imperial steed and headed straight for the Great Baths.

We arrived at our destination almost instantly, since it was just a small city.

Sand sculpture hot spring bathhouse.

It's a large open-air bathhouse built on the rooftop, with lounge chairs, a pool, drinks, fruits, and all kinds of girls in swimsuits, making people exclaim that it's a feast for the eyes... what a load of rubbish!

"No...who blurred that out!?"

High in the sky, atop the Emperor Steed, Azure Dragon frowned and looked down, only able to vaguely see a blurry image, to the point that he could barely make out anything.

[Ding! Anti-peeping array detected. This system highly recommends the [X-ray Telescope], worth 1000 emotion points, absolutely excellent value for money.]

"I'm not watching anymore, what's the big deal..." Qinglong pouted and silently paid out his emotional points.

[Ding, redemption successful.]

At this moment, Lan Kun and the others arrived, with Huang Miaoyin following far behind, and even further behind was 'Old Song' who had used a concealment talisman. However, all their actions were observed by Qinglong.

Since the [X-ray telescope] can see through all illusions, including clothing, and has an extremely wide field of view, it is more than enough to observe the entire West District, and can even magnify local targets to observe a single person.

tick tock... tick tock...

Blood slowly trickled from his nose, and Qinglong subconsciously wiped it. "This... murder weapon... wow, my god, is this the strength of a Saint-level expert? Stronger than my wife..."

After a pause, he said, "No... System, you're going too far. Do you think I'm that kind of person? Being able to see through formations is enough. What do you mean by giving me X-ray vision of my clothes? (Feeling guilty)"

[Turn the camera two full circles to the left to cancel the see-through mode.]

"Why didn't you say so sooner? You've made me bleed so much! You're so awful!"

Click click.

The camera pans to the left twice.

Everything returned to normal, and the things that required payment to watch disappeared.

A very strange situation has now emerged:

Blue crocodile is taking a bath and playing with a girl (cicada), Blue Kun is secretly observing (mantis), Yellow Miaoyin is following behind (oriole), Old Song eats everything (eagle), and Azure Dragon is 'monitoring' everyone (Italian cannon).

As the saying goes, "The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind; the eagle takes them all with a single shot."

This bizarre situation lasted for a full 2.5 minutes.

"There's no other way, I guess I'll just have to sneak in..."

"Wait... that bastard looks like he's about to come out!"

"Quick, follow me!"

"Yes!"

The mantis that was catching the cicada noticed the cicada move and immediately gave chase with its two henchmen.

Whoosh!

"Hehehe, am I the one who's unaware of the oriole behind me...?" The oriole followed closely behind.

"The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind..." Old Song pressed on relentlessly, "Then I'm going to take them all..."

Azure Dragon laughed, "Only I am standing on the ceiling; you are all my treasure-hunting rats!"

……

“?Lenggeerligeerleng…?”

On the street, Lan Zha hummed a little tune, playing with the mermaid jade hanging around her neck, looking extremely happy. With one hand in her pocket, she walked with a carefree and unrestrained manner.

His face revealed a hint of cunning, and his body emanated an eerie aura.

It must be the special magnetic field of the mermaid jade, and he used the magnetic field to change his appearance.

Three furtive figures followed behind, but they were quickly alerted.

Looking back, a hint of ruthlessness flashed in his eyes.

tread!

With a single step, Lan Zha leaped into the air and used the momentum to jump onto a tall building. Just as he was about to run further away, a shout of "Rider Kick" was heard, and he started high and then went low.

boom!

The blue scorpion landed on its back, while the green dragon stepped on its belly, and slid down the street, crushing pieces of gravel and paving stones until it crashed into two shops before stopping.

bump!

"I don't have time to mess with you, get lost!"

With a loud bang, Lan Zha kicked Qinglong in the groin with both legs, instantly breaking free of control, and then ran towards the city gate with all her might.

That's despicable, utterly despicable.

tread!

The blue chubby creature walked directly through the air, passing over the towering outer wall.

"Huh?" The gatekeeper only saw a blue shadow fly by and couldn't help but rub his eyes. "Was that a big bird that flew by?"

"Ah—!" Azure Dragon clutched his groin, screaming hysterically, cold sweat pouring down his face, his soul power fluctuating wildly, almost revealing his true form. (Oops, I forgot he's a treacherous villain...)

"Chase!"

At this moment, Lan Kun and his companion, Huang Miaoyin, and Lao Song all followed them out of the outer wall.

"Blue-haired scoundrel, I will kill you!"

Fortunately, the expert from the top of the heavens had a strong physique, and Qinglong quickly recovered. He took a step with one foot and leaped into the air, then took another step and launched himself off, bursting out of the outer wall with a loud "boom".

Under the scorching sun, the boundless sea of ​​sand outside the city shimmered with a golden light, almost dazzlingly so.

boom! boom!

"Your Highness, we have already left the city. Construct Star Soul General, please proceed!"

"Ok!"

Two naval aircraft, the Weiyuan, descended from the sky, blocking Lan Zha's path. They were Lan Kun and Lan Ji, while Lan Li was left in the city due to his low cultivation level.

But Lan Zou, after all, possessed Heavenly Rank cultivation. He curled his lip and sneered, "Hmph, are you two idiots? Using the Weiyuan-style pistol with the colors of the Heavenly Capital Navy in the Sand Sea, anyone who could come up with such a disguise is a moron!"

"Humph!"

"I originally thought it would attract other princes, but I didn't expect..."

Just as Lan Zao was about to continue his foul talk, a loud shout came from afar, "Lan Zao, I will kill you!"

Boom!

A streak of dark green lightning flashed, revealing the Azure Dragon. The thrusters erupted with soul power flames, and the machine floated high in the sky. Thunderclouds enveloped everyone, thunder roared, and arcs of electricity surged in the palm of the machine.

It was as if Thor had descended to earth.

"You have to carry a bag of rice up to the second floor!" (Feel the pain!)

Holding a ball of lightning in his right hand, he flicked his left hand, splitting off a wisp of lightning. The lightning transformed into a lightning serpent, its gaping maw lashing out at the blue-haired monster's crotch.

Old Song: "Is that the Taihe mercenary? How did he become so strong in just one day?"

Huang Miaoyin: "Hmm...this feels somewhat familiar. I think I've also used lightning to strike a few ants from a high place before..."

"Senior, this concerns a major event within my clan..."

"Regardless of any conflicts you may have with Uncle Wang afterward, I, Lan Kun, will make sure he gives you an explanation..."

"Could you please be lenient for now?"

At this moment, the kind-hearted Lan Kun manipulated his mech to stomp out the Razer, saying, "I hope you can grant my request, senior!"

The tone was almost pleading.

Wow!

"Lan Kun...you're still so naive..."

At the same time, the Blue Dragon Constructed a Lower Domain Kingdom mecha and directly entered the sea of ​​sand, stirring up the sand to create quicksand vortexes, from which soul power rays were frequently shot out.

shhhhhh!

The appearance of the quicksand vortex trapped Lan Kun and his companion's machines, making them unable to move and leaving them almost entirely defenseless. Old Song was in the same predicament.

"I just wanted to watch the show..." Old Song was on the verge of tears, but he still managed to get away quickly.

"He's clearly a mermaid, but he's like a mudfish!" The Azure Dragon held up the lightning ball with both hands, the jewels on his wrist armor shining brightly, the power of the lightning growing stronger, and the lightning ball gradually growing larger.

Suddenly, a thought struck him: Lan Zao couldn't die yet. "That was close! I almost forgot about the extra encryption on Ao Bing's data..."

"The decryption can only be unlocked using the live blood of three royal family members..."

P.S.: Getting kicked in the groin isn't really considered abusive, right? I was just trying to create some laughs, and it fits Lan Zun's character perfectly, doesn't it? Don't worry, the protagonist's genitals are fine; he's got a superhuman physique, he's strong.

By the way... why haven't I rated it yet? I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing...

I'll try to write 6000 words tomorrow... Thanks for your support.

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