I, who was stabbed to death by Alloy Lu Bu, transmigrated into the Star Soul General

The middle courtyard and front courtyard of the Lü residence.

Inside the star coffin of the 'Six-Eared Macaque', Lü Fengxian felt a sudden chill. "Holy crap, could it be... that idiot is after me?"

"Although I'm not exactly a saint, I really can't stomach this green tea..."

"It's disgusting, but it doesn't warrant death..."

"If it weren't for the emotional points... this is so annoying!" (Once the beast tide is over, I'll definitely find a 'reasonable' way to kill her!)

Fortunately, the star constellations are soundproof; unless you choose to use a megaphone, no matter how loudly you speak, no one outside can hear you.

Clang clang clang!

"Take my halberd!"

"Hehe, you'll have to eat one of my sticks first!"

The Starry-Colored Lu Bu and the 'Six-Eared Macaque' exchanged blows for several rounds, their clash of staffs constantly scattering dazzling sparks. Neither of them infused their bodies with extra soul power; it was a contest of pure martial arts.

After showing off our muscles, it's time to get down to business.

Clang clang clang!

Several more rounds followed.

The Six-Eared Macaque transformed into the likeness of Lu Bu, and the Ruyi Jingu Bang in his hand turned into a halberd. "Come on, Old Song, let's see who is the real Lu Bu!"

At this moment, everyone in the banquet hall finally realized what was happening.

It turns out that Lü Fengxian was one of the heroes of Yuanding City, and the other hero was Song Yunxiang.

The two old marquises were overjoyed and beamed with happiness, boasting to their female relatives about their good eldest son and beloved grandson.

Wow.

With a swift movement, Wenhou Lü Bu lunged forward, arriving in front of the star-colored Lü Bu. He abruptly pulled up his cloak and flicked it to obscure the opponent's vision, then turned and thrust out his halberd.

Keng!

At the critical moment, the star-colored Lu Bu summoned the Sky-Piercing Claw to block the halberd. "Old Lu, you really went all out, didn't you? You really didn't waste that cloak of yours..."

"Is it possible that the cloak wasn't just for show?"

After saying that, Wenhou Lü Bu flicked his wrist, moving his halberd, hooking the Heaven-Breaking Claw with one crescent-shaped hook and slashing upwards, disarming the opponent's weapon with a "thud" and delivering a side kick.

Keng!

The kick landed squarely on Lu Bu's chest, sending sparks flying.

Boom!

Inside the star coffin, Song Yunxiang felt as if the earth was shaking, but he quickly recovered and manipulated his mecha to grab Wenhou Lü Bu's leg, preparing to use the [Hulk Sweep].

"Ha, you should have retreated then..."

As he spoke, Wenhou Lu Bu used his other leg to lift the machine off the ground, suddenly clamping it around the neck of the star-colored Lu Bu, abandoning the captured leg. Then, the machine's center of gravity shifted downwards, and with a loud "boom," it slammed Lu Bu to the ground.

Click click click…

Sparks flew.

She wrapped her legs around Lu Bu's neck, which was covered by starlight, and pulled on one of his arms with both hands.

“Old Lu…” Starry-colored Lu Bu cut off the [sensory feedback] in time, otherwise he would be choking and unable to breathe. He asked in a puzzled tone, “Why have you been using mortal methods? Where is your martial arts?”

"Besides halberd techniques, I don't know any other martial arts. Moreover, if I were to use halberd techniques, the nature of the fight would change. It would no longer be a friendly spar but a life-or-death struggle. I can't use killing moves on my own people."

As he spoke, Wenhou Lü Bu had already torn off one of the arms of the Starry-Colored Lü Bu.

Where is the referee?

“Count to ten. If Old Song still hasn’t gotten up by then, I’ll win.”

"Uh..." Song Mu was clearly taken aback. "Why is this? Shouldn't it only end when one side admits defeat or is beaten to the point of disintegration?"

Wenhou Lü Bu said, "Hey... have you ever watched a boxing match? If someone loses their fighting ability or is unconscious and doesn't get up within ten seconds, then the one standing wins, understand?"

"Uh… okay."

"10!"

"9!"

Onlookers: "Ah... these rules look like ancient, outdated laws..."

Meanwhile, in the nearby bushes, a furtive apprentice maid was observing the battle and making notes in her notebook.

On the pavilion not far from the bushes, a maid holding a concealment talisman was observing the apprentice maid, who was also writing and drawing in her notebook. She was none other than Xiaoxue, who had been entrusted with an important task.

[The apprentice maid, Mei Chuan Kuzi... lurks furtively in the bushes, spying on our young master Fengxian's dashing figure and the Song family's young master's predicament...]

With a few quick swishes, she wrote down several more tags: [Stupid Woman], [Silly Boy], [Peeping Tom]...

at the same time…

Inside the banquet hall.

Everyone exclaimed that it was "perfect for eating," and those who couldn't finish their meals were able to eat three more large bowls.

“Little brother,” Lu Zhongying said with a sly glint in his eyes, patting Kong on the shoulder, “you’ve come from afar as a guest, and also as an elder. Look… this exhibition match is almost over, shouldn’t you show your appreciation?”

"I will! I definitely will!" Old Master Kong shuddered, instantly breaking out in a sweat, and shakily pulled a bottle of blue-glowing pills from his sleeve. "This is a Rejuvenation Pill..."

He was about to say something pretentious when he saw two disdainful looks, so he had to swallow his words.

"Hey bro, what did you think of this [mecha exhibition match]?"

As he asked the question, a murderous glint flashed in Lü Zhongying's eyes. Now that their strength had been exposed, the Kong family either had to submit or die by "family suicide".

"Who says this exhibition match wasn't exciting? It was absolutely amazing!!" Old Master Kong exclaimed, sweating profusely and snot streaming down his face. "Young Master Fengxian is simply a Lu Bu among men, and compared to our Xin Xin, he's just..."

Gulu!

(Oh no, what am I going to do? If I hadn't been exposed, I could have said this, but now I'm practically asking for death!)

Whoosh...

Cold sweat instantly soaked through his clothes, turning his green robe a deep green.

“Brother Kong Zheng, you should know that the engagement between our two families is null and void. There’s no need to say things like this again,” Lu Zhongying said, slightly displeased. Then, she changed the subject, “In my opinion, Song Yunrui is interested in your Xinxin. Why don’t I act as matchmaker and help your two families get married?”

"Hurrah…"

Upon hearing this, Kong Zheng was overjoyed, thinking that being able to get close to the Song family would be excellent.

"No way, our Yunrui is far too good for her," Song Jingzhong hurriedly waved his hands, afraid that he would be too late in refusing. "If even Nephew Fengxian is good-for-nothing in her eyes, then our family is even worse than good-for-nothing..."

Bear!

Kong Zheng's anger flared. He turned to look at his utterly foolish and spendthrift granddaughter, his eyes bloodshot and wide, as if he wanted to kill her. (What good are you, raising you all these years?!)

Tread, step, step.

Just then, the sound of footsteps approached.

Just as the group finished their exhibition match, Lü Fengxian walked in with her hands in her pockets. "Grandpa Kong, as for the remarriage, please don't even think about it. I may be Lü Bu among men, but she is not Red Hare, much less Diao Chan."

It's such a waste of such a cool outfit; the movements are too thuggish and don't suit the look at all.

"Haha..." Old Master Kong was extremely embarrassed, even nine-tenths embarrassed.

However, Kong Xinxin acted as if she hadn't heard him, giggling as she pressed herself against his strong arms, her soft breasts clinging tightly to his. "Brother Fengxian is so amazing! I knew Brother Fengxian was the strongest!" (He's just a stinky man; if he takes the initiative, he'll fall at my feet, hehe...)

"Let go of me," Lü Fengxian yanked her arm away, flicking her sleeve with obvious disgust. "Although I don't have a virginity complex, you? I'm afraid I'll catch a disease..."

"..." Kong Xinxin gritted her teeth, a seed of hatred taking root in her heart. She muttered to herself, "Once I seduce someone stronger than you, you're dead meat. How dare you look down on me!?"

He stared at that retreating figure, his eyes filled with resentment.

[Ding! Activating [Calamity], she will bring you countless troubles, but she will never succeed and will only become a harvest of endless emotional points.]

"Fengxian, Grandpa Kong was thoroughly enjoying himself just now, and 'spontaneously' offered a prize for the winner..."

Before she could finish speaking, Lü Fengxian tossed out a large bucket of Perfect Rejuvenation Pills. "Grandpa, you should throw away those pills. I'm afraid they'll poison me if I keep them. They're really disgusting."

Bang!

The elixir bottle, about the size of a water bucket, landed steadily on the table. Everyone was used to it, but the short-sighted old man, Mr. Kong, couldn't sit still.

"A whole bucket?! And all of perfect quality? Am I dreaming?"

Snapped!

Lord Kong suddenly shoved a huge wad of stuff into his father's hand, making it ache from the impact. "Father, this isn't a dream! It really is a whole wad of Perfect Rejuvenation Pills!" (Serves you right for not listening to advice. Now I have a legitimate reason to slap you. Hurry up and step down... Old Deng!)

"Hiss... a little," Old Master Kong rubbed his slightly aching cheek, then frowned and changed the subject, "This isn't right, Fan'er... why don't you slap yourself?"

Bang!

Another bucket.

"Grandpa Song, consider this bucket a gift to celebrate the alliance between our two families. I don't have anything good on hand right now, so please don't find it too expensive." Lu Fengxian's tone was extremely humble.

This move caused quite a stir at the Song family table.

Mrs. Cheng: "Father..."

Aunt Zhao: "Lord...Lord..."

Song Yunxiu: "Grandpa...Grandpa..."

His gaze was so intense, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say it was like a predatory gaze.

"What are you trying to do?!" Song Jingzhong clutched the medicine bucket tightly, his eyes extremely wary. "Are you planning a rebellion? Don't even think about it! This was a gift from my nephew Fengxian to me!"

After the entertainment ended, the first round of the banquet concluded, and the second round began immediately.

"Come on, let's start the second round, drink!"

"cheers!"

"Come on, let's change to a larger cup!"

"Hahaha, I'll drink you three hundred transparent holes!"

"..."

The air was filled with the sounds of clinking glasses and constant laughter.

However, Song Yunrui and Kong Xinxin did not reappear...

Although everyone had different plans, on the surface everything was harmonious and pleasant. The host was happy, the guests were happy, and everyone was pleased.

The banquet ended only when Old Master Lü could no longer drink. After the banquet, everyone went home to their own mothers.

Step, step, step…

On the walkway leading to the East Courtyard, Shen Yue and Xiao Meng were supporting the completely drunk Lü Fengxian, with the Ye brothers following behind and the head butler clearing the way in front, afraid that someone might bump into the intoxicated young master.

"I won't sleep until the moon sleeps, I won't fall until Qingdao falls..." Lü Fengxian couldn't help but recite a local rhyme from a certain region of Blue Star, her face almost as red as her hair. "Hehe, come on, let's sleep together under the same blanket..."

However, despite saying that, he didn't make any outrageous moves and obediently let himself be helped.

"Cough cough..."

A familiar fake cough rang out, and Lü Chun sighed, "Young Master, be careful with your words. You are now a Heavenly Rank expert and need to pay attention to your image. You can't be like before."

"knew…"

Swish, swish, swish…

At this moment, everyone sensed a Heavenly Rank aura gradually approaching, and in the distance, a figure on the rooftop was stealthily approaching.

Wow!

In an instant, Lü Fengxian expelled the remaining alcohol from her body. With a flick of her right hand, her halberd materialized, and she gathered her soul power in her throat, shouting, "Who dares to assassinate me?!" (Were these assassins sent by that old scoundrel Shangguan?)

His voice was like the roar of a lioness from Hedong, and his hair was flying wildly, making him look just like a roaring lion.

"puff-!"

The figure was so shocked by the [Lion's Roar] that he spat out blood.

Whoosh!Whoosh!

The Ye brothers vanished like ghosts, instantly capturing the 'assassin'.

whoosh-

Two went out, and three returned.

However, the person brought back was not an assassin, but the old master Kong who had returned.

thump!

"I...this old servant Kong Zheng..." Old Master Kong knelt down immediately, his old face covered in sweat, his voice trembling as if he were either afraid or excited, "I am willing to be Young Master Fengxian's lackey for the rest of my life..."

"Huh? You're calling me a dog?"

Snapped!

Kong Zheng slapped himself hard across the face. "This old servant misspoke just now. What I meant to say was that I am willing to be Young Master Fengxian's dog for the rest of my life!"

"Old Kong, you're very perceptive..."

"Let me see your efficiency. Go and tie other families down... I mean, persuade them to join the Lü family. There will be a big reward if you succeed."

"Yes, young master!"

Meanwhile...on the other side...