I, who was stabbed to death by Alloy Lu Bu, transmigrated into the Star Soul General

"One? Not two?"

Upon hearing the host's words, Lü Fengxian immediately sensed something was wrong. Her toes instinctively gripped the insole of her shoe, and her expression grew increasingly fearful. "Ah? This... no way... Old Song isn't going to get a share of the disaster?"

As the saying goes, a person can die, but not a society.

At this moment, he would rather die in Yuanding City than die here in She.

Clang clang clang... Clang!

Accompaniment music filled the stage, officially commencing the opera performance.

The background is a sea of ​​fire and ruins, and under the lights is a male actor making exaggerated movements.

Judging from his attire, he was probably playing the role of a passerby. His expression was one of extreme terror, and he was shouting, "Help! Help! Help! A ferocious beast is coming! Run!"

suddenly!

"Ow!!!"

Three actors playing the ferocious beast Taotie appeared on stage, while a man named [Xiao Hei] held up a sign to tell the audience what the three of them were playing.

The actor playing Taotie, standing in the center, said, "I am Taotie! I love eating people!"

At this moment, Xiaowen's perfunctory voice could be heard from below the stage, "Oh my god!! It's so scary, so scary..."

What a kind child! To avoid an awkward silence, she really... cried her eyes out.

The next moment, the actors who had just finished performing the city guard's grand ceremony entered the stage, making a total of three, corresponding to the actor playing the ferocious beast. The actor in the center shouted his lines, "You audacious beast! Prepare to die!"

[Xiao Hei] reappears, holding up the actor's identification card.

"Hey! Ho!"

"Ha!...Hey!"

The actors playing the majestic and powerful style were locked in a fierce battle with the actors playing the ferocious beasts.

"what!!!!"

Weiyuan style was completely defeated.

"Hoohoho!"

"Eat it all! Eat it all!"

The three Taotie actors are baring their teeth and brandishing their claws, with exaggerated smiles on their faces.

"Ah, no!" Xiaowen covered her eyes in fear.

Snapped!

"Bah!"

A spotlight shone on another part of the stage, and the actor playing Lu Bu, the Star Soul General, appeared on stage. "Little beast! Don't be so arrogant!"

After speaking, the actor struck a standard opera pose.

At this moment, the audience erupted in chaos.

"It's Star Soul General Lü Bu!"

"I heard that this great victory against the beast tide was achieved by this trusted retainer of Lu Bu who stepped forward and turned the tide!"

"Really? That's incredible!"

The performance on stage continued, and the commotion gradually subsided.

"Behold my Lu Bu! Unrivaled in battle!"

"Come on, come on!"

The actor playing Lü Bu stood still as several "little black men" came up to help install a wooden horse shaped like a blazing fire dragon steed, handed him a halberd for the performance, and then chased after the actor playing the ferocious beast.

Even with such a clumsy performance, the audience cheered continuously.

"So cool!" Zhang Dagui's eyes lit up with admiration. "This senior is truly a role model for us Star Soul Masters! He's practically my idol!"

Xiaowen shouted excitedly, "Go Xinghun! Go Xinghun!"

"This... I want to die..." Lü Fengxian lowered her head, her face contorted in a JOJO-esque style, black lines and shadows filling her features, her toes already digging through her shoe insoles. "Why are you punishing me like this... just because I stole Lao Song's thunder... If I could do it all over again... I definitely wouldn't act cool..."

Two lines of clear tears streamed down her face, and her eyes had lost their luster.

"Help! Help! Hero, come and save this princess!"

That's right, our Second Prince has been gender-swapped.

"Second Princess, don't panic!"

"I will save you right now!"

Bang!

Seeing this, Lü Fengxian suddenly looked up, then slumped onto the sofa, feeling utterly powerless and finding life meaningless. She murmured softly, "I don't want to live anymore... I'm tired... Kun Kun, come quickly, I'll help you make them into red bean paste..."

On the sofa next door, Song Yunxiang felt a wave of relief. "Luckily I didn't act so arrogantly, otherwise I would definitely have been in this mess. What a close call..."

At this moment, Qiongqi appeared on the stage, and Xinghun fought Lu Bu against it, drawing cheers from the audience.

"Go hero!"

"The princess is so beautiful!"

"Waaaaah!!" Zhang Dagui cried and snotted non-stop, clapping his hands repeatedly, "This is truly exhilarating! This is how a real man should act!"

Then, an even more outrageous scene unfolded on stage.

The second princess, dressed in a white dress with two braids hanging down her back, stood with her hands folded in front of her chest and her eyes filled with affection. "Hero, please show yourself! This princess is willing to offer myself to you!"

The opposing Star Soul General Lu Bu tossed his cloak aside and turned around with a flourish, saying, "My ambition lies in conquering the world! I apologize, Your Highness!"

Lü Fengxian: "...I don't want to live anymore...Destroy everything..."

However, this scene brought Shen Ruowei to tears. In her eyes, the two figures gradually overlapped, "That figure... was it like that when he saved me...?"

"Farewell, until we meet again! Farewell!" Xinghun General Lu Bu left without looking back.

The second princess fell to the ground, straightened her upper body, stretched out one hand, and looked at the departing figure, "Hero, don't go!"

The opera performance has come to an end...

"Oh my god..." Lü Fengxian curled up on the sofa, trembling all over, feeling utterly hopeless. "What...what kind of rubbish is this?! I want to gouge my eyes out!"

boom!

"Hey! Young master!" Zhang Dagui from next door slammed his hand on the table and stood up, bowing respectfully to the empty air. "Hmph, while watching the play just now, you made several sarcastic remarks! Not only were you disrespectful to Miss Jinghua, the writer of this play, and the staff, but you were also disrespectful to the senior actor in the play!"

"Uh..." Lü Fengxian pinched her brow, mentally ranting, "Can't you use some new words? Are you some kind of NPC? You say that to Old Song in the comics, and now you're saying it to me..."

Zhang Dagui immediately shouted, "Please apologize immediately!!"

???

Lü Fengxian didn't want to speak, silently complaining to herself, "They used my story to adapt into a play without my permission, and not only did they not pay me for my portrait rights, but they also have to apologize when I have some objections?"

"Apologize to that senior!!" Zhang Dagui insisted.

At the same time, the two bald, burly men beside him said in unison, "Please apologize!"

"No, you want me to apologize to 'me'?" Lü Fengxian pointed at herself with a trembling finger. "Are you out of your mind? Don't you watch the news? The 'senior' you're talking about is me!"

Silence, the silence so profound you could hear a pin drop.

"Are you joking, sir?" Baldy Number One broke the silence first.

Then, the second bald man said, "Not only do you not apologize, but you also impersonate that senior? How can there be such a shameless person as you in the world!"

"That's right!" Zhang Dagui nodded repeatedly.

boom!

Suddenly, the pressure of the Heavenly Rank enveloped the three of them. Lü Fengxian casually said, "Considering that you are making things difficult for me out of respect for 'me,' I will not make things difficult for you. Go back and sit down."

Gulu!

"Yes!"

Zhang Dagui and his two companions swallowed hard, immediately returned to their seats and sat upright, cold sweat pouring down their faces. They sat very straight, without bending over at all.

At the same time, Miss Jinghua moved from backstage to the front of the stage.

"Gentlemen, how about giving this young lady some face? Please calm down and don't let this ruin the harmony."

"Miss Jinghua..."

"It's Miss Jinghua!"

Some people in the audience were excited, while others felt a stirring of romantic feelings.

"I overheard your argument backstage..." Lin Jinghua said softly, her voice gentle and melodious, "and I've come specifically to mediate. Please, gentlemen, allow me a few words..."

These gentle words dispelled the fear in Zhang Dagui's heart.

"Ah... Miss Jinghua, you're too kind..." Zhang Dagui gave a sheepish smile, scratching his head somewhat embarrassedly. "Please, please go ahead..."

"First of all, thank you for your appreciation of our work," Lin Jinghua said, bowing slightly and cupping her hands in greeting. "What I want to say is that the story in the lyrics is actually based on legends, and I have made a lot of artistic embellishments. It is not the truth."

"The young master in cabin number one may have participated in the Battle of Yuanding City. As a participant in the war, he may have some criticisms of the inaccuracies in the play. I, for my part, will humbly accept them. Due to commercial considerations, some exaggeration in the adaptation is unavoidable. I ask for your understanding..."

After saying this, she bowed and apologized.

“It’s alright, it’s alright,” Lü Fengxian chuckled. “It’s just that I’m feeling awkward. The writing you guys did was actually pretty good, it’s just that… the last scene… was too melodramatic. I suggest you change it.”

Lin Jinghua smiled and said, "Thank you for your suggestion, young master. We will consider it."

Then, she looked at everyone, smiled slightly, and said, "Since we've already talked it out, why don't you all stop here and continue watching the performance?"

"The next song will be sung and played by this young lady herself..."