I conquered the cultivation world with scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Chapter 45 It’s all here
Shangguan Linghu, with the ID "Exterminate all coriander in the entire intergalactic world," walked along the secluded street and stood in front of a restaurant.
Shangguan Linghu's virtual avatar is a little girl. She tiptoes and glances at the restaurant's name and the address in the link.
Right.
But this name is a bit...
ummm
Too hard to talk about?
"A restaurant where a swordsman's career is at stake."
Shangguan Linghu read it aloud expressionlessly. To be honest, as a sword cultivator, seeing this name always felt a bit strange.
Moreover, the restaurant's signboard is quite bizarre.
The restaurant sign uses yellow and red lettering, with an alarmingly high saturation level for both colors.
At first glance, Shangguan Linghu even wondered if she was seeing an advertisement for some kind of software website.
For a moment, Shangguan Linghu didn't know whether to criticize the store's name or its signboard.
With the attitude that "since I'm already here," Shangguan Linghu pushed open the door and went inside.
Jiang He's shop was very simple. Because he didn't have the money to renovate, the entire interior was in its original, unfinished state, and there weren't even any chairs.
Shangguan Linghu remained silent. It was supposed to be a restaurant, but there wasn't a single chair. There was nowhere for guests to sit.
She sighed and resigned herself to her fate, walking to the store's self-service machine to place her order.
Since she's already here, it would be a shame not to take a look at the menu.
The store has intelligent robots, and ordering is done through a self-service system.
Shangguan Linghu opened the menu page.
There is only one dish in the center of the entire screen.
"Wolf Tooth Potato, this should be it, the menu picture is the same as the picture in the group."
Shangguan Linghu spoke to herself.
The prices of the dishes only appear when you click to enter the purchase interface, so Shangguan Linghu checked the prices on a whim.
It would have been better if she hadn't looked, because what she saw gave Shangguan Linghu a real fright.
"100,000 Star Coins! And this lousy potato?"
She cried out in surprise.
Since Shangguan Linghu became a sword cultivator, she often gets injured in fights and spends a lot of star coins to treat them. In addition to this expense, Shangguan Linghu also burns star coins to maintain her beloved spirit sword.
Usually, as soon as Shangguan Linghu earns money, it will be lost from her in various ways.
This resulted in Shangguan Linghu not being able to save a single penny.
Shangguan Linghu was surprised to see the price of the wolf tooth potatoes, and then quickly took a picture and sent it to the group to start complaining.
[Old Rabbit's Immortal Cultivation Resource Sharing and Benefits Group 9]
"May all cilantro in the world be extinct: @AAATomatoWholesaleGeGe, are you sure this dish is for us? It's way too expensive! 100,000 Star Coins per dish!"
Prometheus: Let me see
111: Wait for me, I'm going to lie down in the nutrient tank for a bit, I'll be online right away.
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The virtual Prometheus was identical to the real person. As he stepped onto the street where Jiang He's shop was located, he was immediately drawn to the red and yellow photos, just like Shangguan Linghu.
To sum it up in one sentence.
Extremely rustic.
Prometheus couldn't bear to look at the sign and stepped over it before entering the shop.
The store was empty except for a little girl standing in front of the ordering machine, seemingly deep in thought.
"Exterminate all cilantro in the entire galaxy?"
"It's me, Brother Pu."
Shangguan Linghu looked at the wolf-tooth potatoes on the menu and impulsively placed an order before Prometheus even arrived.
Again.
Come here.
Shangguan Linghu always felt that she would be losing out if she didn't spend some money.
Prometheus was the second customer. He also ordered a serving of wolf tooth potatoes, not on impulse, but to make friends with Jiang He.
He had previously earned a lot of star coins through Jiang He's monsters. Buying a dish with 100,000 star coins might be a bit of a loss, but he could use this opportunity to get in touch with Jiang He and maybe obtain more monster materials in the future.
The two left the store one after the other after they finished shopping.
The group chat became unusually lively because of the message sent by Shangguan Linghu.
Many members of the lurking group suddenly appeared overnight.
[Flying Together: Honestly, selling it for such a high price, I suspect this guy Ge is laundering money.]
Invincible Tyrannosaurus Warrior: Money laundering is impossible; nobody launders ten million. I looked at the menu; there are only 100 servings, each costing 100,000 star coins.
But this is way too expensive! Are they ripping people off? I wonder which two idiots fell for it. Now there are only 98 portions of these "wolf tooth potatoes" left, hahaha!
To be honest, 100,000 star coins can buy several low-grade pills.
The group chat is so lively! Is it Chinese New Year?
[Celebrating the New Year]
Shen Quan, a live streamer with the ID "Invincible Tyrannosaurus Warrior" in the "Old Rabbit Cultivation Resource Group," is a shop-exploration streamer.
Shen Quan has accumulated tens of thousands of followers by reviewing restaurants authentically and not taking advantage of loopholes. His entry into this sharing group was somewhat accidental.
However, after joining the group, he always discovers many hidden gem shops through the sharing of other group members.
When Shen Quan saw the price of this dish, he was quite surprised, even though he usually earned some living expenses through part-time jobs.
Shen Quan was recently collecting livestream material, so he casually posted the chat history from the group and a photo of the restaurant's menu to his social media account, along with the caption:
"Is a serving of Wolf Fang Potatoes worth 100,000 Star Coins?"
Shen Quan's blog post sparked heated discussions among netizens on a small scale.
[Quan-ge, is this a spiritual plant?]
Dude, are you starting to make easy money? I just clicked in, and this restaurant has an incredibly tacky sign and the decor is Syrian-style. How can anyone have an appetite for this?
The person upstairs hasn't been online in a long time, has they? What Syrian style? That's just the original appearance of the shop; it's untouched and in its original state.
Hahaha, this is hilarious! This name is absolutely brilliant: "A Restaurant Where You Risk Your Swordsmanship." Who came up with this name?
The shop owner must be a sword cultivator?
Forget about the store's appearance and name, just look at the prices.
Holy crap! One serving of Wolf Fang Potatoes costs 100,000 Star Coins! That's highway robbery!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Shen Quan took bribes; how dare he post something like that?
Hey Quan Ge, you're supposed to be a restaurant review blogger, aren't we mainly looking for cultivation resources? Why are you switching channels?
Buying a der is expensive.
I remember potatoes are considered spiritual plants. If they are spiritual plants, the price isn't expensive. But this is both food and a spiritual plant, so is it considered a spiritual plant or food?
Wait a minute, this doesn't look like a potato spirit plant.
……
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Shen Quan's account was filled with discussions about the price of wolf tooth potatoes.
His inbox suddenly received thousands of comments.
Shen Quan knew that his fans were mostly active followers, but he didn't expect that something he posted casually would generate so much buzz for him.
Shen Quan's ability to work part-time as a live streamer during university and gain tens of thousands of followers in a year is certainly not entirely due to luck.
He immediately sensed the business opportunity.
If handled properly, it might even generate a wave of buzz.
Shen Quan quickly went to Jiang He's shop and bought two dishes of wolf tooth potatoes, then posted an article.
[I've already bought the Wolf Tooth Potatoes; I'll be doing a live review tomorrow night at 8 PM.]
After saying those words, Shen Quan disappeared without a trace.
It has to be said that Shen Quan's actions have indeed attracted a lot of fans.
The main reason is that the prices of goods on the StarNet are now transparent, and there are very few products that are not priced as expected. The wolf tooth potatoes that Jiang He was hanging in the store looked very ordinary, which aroused the curiosity of many netizens.
Many netizens followed Shen Quan and then came to Jiang He's store through the watermark on the menu.
In no time, the restaurant, which was described as "the restaurant where a swordsman's career was staked," was packed with netizens watching the spectacle.
There wasn't enough room inside, and quite a few people were standing outside as well.
The first thing they noticed upon arriving at the restaurant was its incredibly eye-catching sign and name.
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