I conquered the cultivation world with scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Chapter 1 The New Interstellar Era of Spiritual Qi Revival
"Noodles for one yuan on Pinduoduo."
On a certain online grocery platform, after using a coupon, you could get five eggs for 50 cents each, plus free scallions and tomatoes from your own garden.
"Alright, today's meal is ready!"
Jiang He, who earns a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, had to think about how to save money for her next meal while slurping up noodles.
Fortunately, she graduated with a degree in agronomy, so at least she can grow her own vegetables, which saves her a lot of money.
However, it would be even more perfect if we could save another meal from under our fingernails.
Jiang He devoured all the noodle soup in a whirlwind, then reluctantly slurped up her chopsticks twice more.
穷!
We're so poor!!!
After finishing her noodles, Jiang He lay face down on the bed like a corpse.
One blink of an eye.
And so I fell asleep.
When Jiang He woke up again, her mind was in a daze. She was no longer in her dilapidated little house in the urban village, but in a classroom full of cyberpunk style.
"It's the last class! Can't you guys be serious for once?!"
Jiang He was lying face down on the table when, just as she woke up, a white, pen-shaped object flew straight toward her.
The object suddenly levitated just as it approached Jiang He, and then smashed straight down on Jiang He's head.
Damn, that hurts.
"I'm talking about you, Jiang He!"
Tell me, what are the advantages and disadvantages of sword cultivation and alchemy cultivation?
"Sword cultivators? And alchemists?"
"What the heck?" Jiang He was stunned. She stared blankly at the middle-aged man standing on the stage, completely bewildered.
"Jiang He is just a good-for-nothing, a useless person with five spiritual roots, haha, what does she know?"
"Yes, I remember Jiang He is afraid of heights. Let alone getting a license to drive a spirit sword, she can't even fly on a sword now."
"So what if she's a daughter of the Jiang family? Students raised in the countryside will always be like this."
"That's right, I remember she always had the worst grades in sword flying class."
Whispers arose from the surroundings, and before Jiang He could understand what was happening, the middle-aged man on the stage spoke again:
"Alright, alright, everyone be quiet!"
The middle-aged man, who appeared to be a teacher, raised his hand, and the pen-shaped object that had just hit Jiang He suddenly flew back into his hand.
He gripped the pen and swiftly wrote several large characters on the blackboard, which had transformed from transparent to solid:
"Cultivation Academy Application Guidance Course"
"From now on, when you go out, don't say you were a student I taught."
Your class of 3619 is simply the worst class I've ever taught!
Jiang He turned to look at the boy next door who had been cricketing at her earlier.
Beihuai No.1 Middle School
The school badge on their uniforms indicates that this is a high school.
Because Jiang He's gaze was too intense, Jin Wei glared at her:
"What are you looking at, you country bumpkin?"
Jiang He remained silent, simply staring at Jin Wei.
In the blink of an eye, Jiang He suddenly stood up and walked up to Jin Wei.
"Snapped!"
A crisp slap echoed in the classroom, leaving a bright red handprint on Jin Wei's face.
Jin Wei stared at the woman in front of him in disbelief, looking completely stunned.
"Ouch, that hurts so much!"
Jiang He waved her hand and said.
The pain in her hand couldn't lie; only now did she realize this wasn't a dream.
I really did time travel!
Jin Wei, who took a while to react, looked grim.
"You bitch, how dare you hit me?"
Jin Wei shoved the desk over and rushed in front of Jiang He, his fist flying.
A powerful force pushed Jiang He back a step, just as the fist touched her face...
stopped.
"enough!"
The sound of the electronic chalk shattering was very clear, and Li Jing, who witnessed it all from the podium, stopped Jin Wei's attack.
He looked furious:
"The classroom is a place for learning, not for fighting. If you want to fight, go outside and fight."
Li Jing looked at Jiang He with disappointment and frustration:
"You two, go stand outside as punishment, and you'll be responsible for cleaning for another month."
"One month of cleaning! There's only one month left until the college entrance exam, Li Ban is too ruthless."
"Yes, but I remember Jiang He's cultivation results were quite poor. It's just a pity for Jin Wei. Jin Wei was in the top fifty in physical cultivation in our grade..."
Jin Wei stood outside the classroom, gritting his teeth:
"Useless trash, don't leave after class."
Jiang He ignored Jin Wei; in fact, she didn't even hear what he said.
She lowered her head.
Her current situation is terrible.
She transmigrated, and even transmigrated to a time and space that seemed to be a cultivation world.
But this world is clearly different from the cultivation world in the novels she is familiar with.
The technology in this world is far more advanced than that of the 21st century.
The blackboard on the virtual screen and...
Various types of floating objects can be seen as soon as you look up.
Judging by appearance, it might be a mode of transportation in this world.
This isn't the traditional world of cultivation; it seems more like a world far more advanced than Earth's 21st century!
As soon as the bell rang, Jiang He rushed out.
Jin Wei had intended to ambush Jiang He, but he didn't expect that she would disappear in the blink of an eye.
"Brother Wei, are we still going to chase them?"
"What's the point of chasing her? That country bumpkin is fast. Let's go back first and wait for her at the school gate tomorrow."
"okay."
Only after leaving school did Jiang He truly realize how different this world was.
Virtual advertising screens are everywhere, exuding a cyberpunk feel.
The interplay of light and shadow creates a sense of cold mechanical rather than light pollution.
Cars and ships that can fly through the air without knowing what energy they use.
Jiang He even saw a person standing on a sword.
The man was completely covered by a black veil, and he stood steadily on the sword.
A section of white clothing peeked out from under the black hem.
"Pei Ci, I've arranged a special passage for you. The A-level monster has already headed towards the No. 1 Middle School. There are a lot of students in this area, so pay attention to the location."
"understood."
As Pei Ci listened to the message from the personal terminal, the direction of the spirit sword suddenly changed, flying straight over Jiang He's head.
This was the first person Jiang He had ever seen flying on a sword since she came to this world, but it seemed that this person, while riding the sword, had suddenly deviated from the predetermined path.
Immediately afterwards, Jiang He saw many boys and girls wearing the same school uniform as her take out swords from their sword cases, ride their swords into the air, and leave through the school gate.
They chatted and laughed, and quite a few people recognized Jiang He, but the mocking gazes from those looking down at her displeased her.
"The Jiang family's daughter," "country bumpkin," "from the countryside," "good-for-nothing"
These labels are not good labels. For example, Jin Wei and these classmates today are probably hostile to her because of this.
Jiang He turned and walked to the bus stop. The text on the screen was different from that in her world, but miraculously, Jiang He could understand its meaning at a glance.
"The SkyTrain will arrive at the station in ten seconds. Passengers, please be aware of the time."
"Ten, nine, eight..."
three, two, one
boom!
"what!"
A scream pierced the sky, followed by the sound of a giant object hitting the ground.
The voice sounded somewhat familiar, as if it overlapped with Jin Wei's voice from this morning.
Jiang He took one last look at the long train that was suspended in the air.
Then she quickly ran behind her.
"Level A alert!"
Residents of Beihuai District 1, please take note!
Please proceed to the shelter immediately!
"Level A alert!"
Residents of Beihuai District 1, please take note!
Please proceed to the shelter immediately!
"Level A alert!"
Residents of Beihuai District 1, please take note!
Please proceed to the shelter immediately!
……
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