Male transmigrates into female: The male protagonists all love to eavesdrop on my innermost thoughts

Liu Si let out a boastful sigh of relief, then smiled and handed the cigarette to the tall, thin man: "Hehe, boss, have you forgotten? It's Lü Bu who smokes, not me. Lü Bu, here you go!"

Mu Zhen waved his hand and walked forward nonchalantly, but after a few steps he suddenly stopped, turned around and glared at the tall, thin man: "Wait a minute, what's your name?" He only knew that the man's surname was Lü, but he didn't know his full name.

Lu Bu immediately fawned over him: "Boss, my name is Lu Bu, Lu with two mouths, and Bu with the character for step!"

"Oh! Is that the step? You scared me!" He thought he was about to play a game of Three Kingdoms here, and he was the unlucky Dong Zhuo. "It's alright, let's go get a haircut!"

Lu Bu and Liu Si exchanged a glance, and finally revealed a knowing expression. Their boss was still so concerned about his appearance. Even in his current state of destitution, he still didn't forget to get his hair and makeup done.

However, the woman didn't speak a word the whole way, and they didn't know if it was psychological, but they always felt that the leader's back looked lonely no matter how they looked at it.

How could he not feel desolate? Homeless, his biological father unknown, his biological mother locked up in a mental hospital, his maternal grandparents missing...

Thinking about it this way, isn't the eldest brother now all alone, with no relatives or friends to rely on?

Lu Bu scratched the back of his head, steeled himself, and stepped to the woman's side. Then, with a look of heroic defiance and a willingness to volunteer, he said, "Boss, don't be sad."

"So, I'll acknowledge you as my older sister..." He hesitated, then stopped. No, he wasn't worthy to be the eldest brother's younger brother.

Mu Zhen wasn't listening at all; she was recalling the story of Lü Bu from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms because of the other person's name.

That's a ruthless guy, haha. If I were Ding Yuan or Dong Zhuo, my first sword strike would definitely be to kill... drive away Lü Bu.

Regardless, Lü Bu is a good person, but he's such a jinx to his father!

Then, Lu Bu suddenly had a brilliant idea: "Boss, I'll recognize you as my godmother. From now on, I'll be your son, and you'll never be all alone again!"

Mu Zhen froze again as she took another step forward. She raised her head and gritted her teeth fiercely. "I have such a bad temper!"

Without thinking, she turned around and kicked the man repeatedly, shouting, "I acknowledge your mother! I acknowledge your mother!"

Lu Bu wasn't stupid enough to stand still and take a beating. He ran away while surrendering, saying, "Okay, okay, acknowledge me as your mother, boss. I'll make sure you acknowledge my mother as your mom later!"

Mu Zhen: ...

Are you even angrier now?

"I acknowledge your mother as my mother... You professional father-killer, how dare you try to screw me over? I'll kick you to death!"

"Ah... Boss, Boss, what happened? I didn't mean to kill my father!"

"Did I say something wrong?" Lu Bu had no idea what he had done wrong.

Mu Zhen was really angry and worried. Who knew what the author of this book was thinking? Maybe this Lü Bu was modeled after Lü Bu?

Who would immediately want to be recognized as a godfather or godmother? Only that damned Lu Bu!

"Do you still acknowledge your godmother?" Mu Zhen forcefully pulled away Liu Si, who was blocking his way, and angrily asked, pointing at Lü Bu, who was hiding a few steps away.

Lu Bu suddenly realized that her boss thought he made her sound too old, so she quickly surrendered: "I don't acknowledge it anymore, I don't acknowledge it anymore, boss, calm down, calm down, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay?"

Mu Zhen snorted coldly, then bared his teeth and hissed! Damn it, I aggravated my wound. What kind of mess is this?

Pointing at the man, she warned sternly, "Remember this: you only have one set of parents, the two who gave you birth and raised you. Don't go around trying to find another father or mother for you, or I'll beat you to death!"

Lu Bu reflexively raised his hand to protect his head. Seeing that the woman was just trying to scare him, he quickly smiled apologetically, "I'll remember, boss!" Good heavens, the boss seems even more ruthless than before.

Liu Si subtly diverted the woman's attention and excitedly said, "Boss, while you were gone, Bai Luoluo didn't go to school either!"

But I heard not long ago that she's back today. Lao Lü and I have already prepared a new plan to ensure she can't escape this time.

"Boss, when do you think we should make our move?"

Mu Zhen rolled her eyes. As expected of a villainous character, even the people around her are so diligent in thinking about how to attack the female lead.

Not wanting these two to continue down this wrong path, he solemnly declared, "Well, from now on, let's not think about targeting Bai Luoluo anymore."

No one else will do. I've already decided to turn over a new leaf and start a new life!

The two stared wide-eyed, not because they were shocked, but because the impression the other person had left on them was so profound.

If someone were to say that tomorrow's comet will collide with us, they might believe it by a tiny, one-in-a-billion chance.

But if you were to say that Mu Yunya would give up bullying her classmates and become a good person, they would never believe it.

But these words came from their own mouths, so they have no choice but to believe them.

"Although I have nothing left now, and my reputation is utterly ruined, it doesn't matter!" Mu Zhen patted each of them heavily on the shoulder, full of confidence: "Then let's start from scratch!"

Just then, there happened to be a hair salon nearby: "I'm going to get my hair done, you guys wait outside!" After saying that, he walked straight into the shop.

Lu Bu and Liu Si followed, but their expressions remained somewhat blank, as if they had suddenly lost their established direction in life.

I stood in front of the barbershop for a full ten minutes before I came to my senses.

"The boss has finally figured it out. Bai Luoluo has five male gods protecting her. How can we possibly defeat her?" Lu Bu analyzed.

Liu Si nodded in agreement: "Yes, we should advise our eldest daughter to stay away from those people and try not to stir up hatred everywhere. After all, she is no longer the young lady of the warlord's mansion."

Their families weren't even considered fourth-rate; in Kyoto, they'd be considered middle-class at best. They couldn't afford to offend anyone at the school, except for the special admissions students, let alone Bai Luoluo.

I'd better just stay in school and graduate.

Considering how good their eldest daughter had been to them in the past, they were willing to take her with them to start a business after graduation. With her academic achievements, she would definitely be able to make a name for herself in a certain field after entering society.

Just as the two were getting carried away with their excited dreams of a wonderful life after starting their business, they were stunned!

Four eyes slowly widened to the point of being like copper bells, their mouths gaping open enough to fit an egg, staring in astonishment at the person standing in the doorway…

Uh! So she should still be considered a woman, right?

With extremely confident strides, Mu Zhen walked out of the store step by step.

The tip of his tongue pressed mischievously against his teeth as he took a deep breath of the air, which seemed to become exceptionally fresh.

Facing the sun, I vigorously swung my right hand a few times, then spread my five fingers and expertly and forcefully smeared them across my bald scalp from my forehead.

The feel of this is amazing!

I finally felt a little bit of confidence as a man again.

In the bright early summer, Liu Si and his companion felt a touch of desolation in the warm breeze blowing against their faces.

In an instant, the world lost its color, and the surrounding scenery began to blur.

The woman standing in front of the barbershop was the only one they saw with unprecedented clarity.

The two were startled awake when a withered leaf swirled and landed on Liu Si's forehead.

Liu Si tried to force a smile several times but failed, because he really didn't know what sweet things to say to the woman at that moment.

It seems like the words that come to mind are all rather unpleasant to hear.

After a long pause, he finally managed to squeeze out, "Washing my hair is so convenient!"